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00 Offline kirk13

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Happy Birthday kirk13
on: December 10, 2014, 09:30:02 PM
I know it's a bit early,and a bit of a break with our usual protocol,but in a sense of overwhelming irony,I thought It best to start this myself


I really need to have a diva fit,so I hope you'll indulge me. If not,please skip on to a happier thread.

For the last few weeks and months I've been getting more and more frustrated. Just about every plan I've made this year has turned to smurf. Some of this,such as with the shooting,is a learning experiance,but the amount of other people's smurf I've had to clear up,the amount of smurf caused to me by other people's smurf awful business decisions is just...well smurf!

And I've had enough,just had enough!

I took a lump hammer and a hatchet to my phone just to release some anger,rather than visit it on a person.

And what pushed me to this edge? Well tomorrow is my birthday,which in fairness I don't much care for. But I was supposed to have tomorrow off. After chasing my arse around to get a desperately needed order in the back door of work for Friday,the supplier has managed to deliver tomorrow . And smurfwit here has to go deal with it. Not only to I undo other people's smurf ups,I kick myself in the teeth

« Last Edit: December 10, 2014, 09:38:39 PM by kirk13 »
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Re: Happy Birthday kirk13
Reply #1 on: December 10, 2014, 09:34:26 PM
That is advanced level broken.... I'm sorry man, how'd that happen
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Re: Happy Birthday kirk13
Reply #2 on: December 10, 2014, 09:34:56 PM


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Re: Happy Birthday kirk13
Reply #3 on: December 10, 2014, 09:35:56 PM
happy birthday. it's all your fault
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Re: Happy Birthday kirk13
Reply #4 on: December 10, 2014, 09:36:45 PM
what did you do with it. Introduce it to Ludmila?


00 Offline kirk13

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Re: Happy Birthday kirk13
Reply #5 on: December 10, 2014, 09:42:19 PM
That is advanced level broken.... I'm sorry man, how'd that happen

That was me using a 2.5lb lump hammer.

It wasn't enough

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Re: Happy Birthday kirk13
Reply #6 on: December 10, 2014, 09:44:39 PM
And a final beauty shot



Yes I feel much better now


And of course now iOS thinks it too can smurf me around :facepalm: :facepalm:
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Re: Happy Birthday kirk13
Reply #7 on: December 10, 2014, 09:45:35 PM
That is advanced level broken.... I'm sorry man, how'd that happen

That was me using a 2.5lb lump hammer.

It wasn't enough


sorry about how things are going Kirk. but i have to say, i like the way you smurfed up that phone.
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Re: Happy Birthday kirk13
Reply #8 on: December 10, 2014, 09:56:54 PM
I'm sending you a bear hug!


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Re: Happy Birthday kirk13
Reply #9 on: December 10, 2014, 09:58:10 PM
We'll have to find you a CAT phone or a Nokia 3310. :D


00 Offline kirk13

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Re: Happy Birthday kirk13
Reply #10 on: December 10, 2014, 09:59:42 PM
We'll have to find you a CAT phone or a Nokia 3310. :D

Believe it or not Nikola,I've been using one...a 3310 that is. Except I manged to get the battery to go flat today :facepalm:
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Re: Happy Birthday kirk13
Reply #11 on: December 10, 2014, 10:00:18 PM
I'm sending you a bear hug!


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Thank you Sweety
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Re: Happy Birthday kirk13
Reply #12 on: December 10, 2014, 10:01:11 PM
That is advanced level broken.... I'm sorry man, how'd that happen

That was me using a 2.5lb lump hammer.

It wasn't enough


sorry about how things are going Kirk. but i have to say, i like the way you smurfed up that phone.

Thank you. I wish I'd another one to carry on the good work on!
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Re: Happy Birthday kirk13
Reply #13 on: December 10, 2014, 10:03:22 PM
You seem to be one of the people that need a computer that can be repaired with some aimed hammer blows.  ;)

I wish you all the best with the smurfs, may none more come your way!  :pok:

(And I hope that I remember to congrate* you tomorrow)

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Re: Happy Birthday kirk13
Reply #14 on: December 10, 2014, 10:07:06 PM
Congrats I think :think:


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00 Offline kirk13

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Re: Happy Birthday kirk13
Reply #15 on: December 10, 2014, 10:09:08 PM
You seem to be one of the people that need a computer that can be repaired with some aimed hammer blows.  ;)

I wish you all the best with the smurfs, may none more come your way!  :pok:

(And I hope that I remember to congrate* you tomorrow)

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*I have a slight feeling this is the wrong verb.  :shrug:

Cheers RT. I think congratulate is the right one,but the meaning was perfectly clear...far better than my German
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Re: Happy Birthday kirk13
Reply #16 on: December 10, 2014, 10:10:15 PM
Yes, to congratulate was the one I was looking for!  :tu:


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Re: Happy Birthday kirk13
Reply #17 on: December 10, 2014, 10:14:20 PM
Ouch. I hurt inside every time I see this pic.


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Re: Happy Birthday kirk13
Reply #18 on: December 10, 2014, 10:17:39 PM
Happy Birthday :cheers:
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Re: Happy Birthday kirk13
Reply #19 on: December 10, 2014, 10:24:30 PM
I'm sorry to hear about your bad luck my friend. 

Not that it's any consolation, but I know how frustrating dealing with other people's smurf on a daily base can be  ::).

I would still like to wish you an early Happy birthday mate, and I hope your problems may soon come to an end.



P.S. Maybe it's time to relieve Kirky from the "blame curse" ...  :pok:

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Re: Happy Birthday kirk13
Reply #20 on: December 10, 2014, 10:30:34 PM
I'd say its all your fault, but in this case it appears not to be.

Nice job you did on the phone, btw.  :D

Now go out and have a nice diner, and celebrate surviving another year.  :cheers:


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Re: Happy Birthday kirk13
Reply #21 on: December 10, 2014, 10:33:38 PM
Oh I forgot to say happy birthday! May you have many more birthdays and less this stuff


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Re: Happy Birthday kirk13
Reply #22 on: December 10, 2014, 11:46:59 PM
Beeing alive is the prize, fighting for survival, living with the skin of your teeth, doing what 3 billions of years of evolution programmed you to do, earn another breath, another drop of water, another year on the face of the earth, this is the prize. The meaning of life is life itself. So, celebrate your birthday and have a really happy one.


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Re: Happy Birthday kirk13
Reply #23 on: December 11, 2014, 12:25:47 AM


That's the beauty shot
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Re: Happy Birthday kirk13
Reply #24 on: December 11, 2014, 12:34:47 AM
Nice shot! I like breaking stuff.
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Re: Happy Birthday kirk13
Reply #25 on: December 11, 2014, 12:38:01 AM
Nothing like sorting other folks crap out is there! Hope tomorrow proves a better day, because you must be running out of phones to slay :D

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Re: Happy Birthday kirk13
Reply #26 on: December 11, 2014, 01:04:11 AM
Sorry to hear this Kirky ole buddy!  I wish there was something we could do to help cheer you up!


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00 Offline kirk13

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Re: Happy Birthday kirk13
Reply #27 on: December 11, 2014, 01:32:42 AM
Sorry to hear this Kirky ole buddy!  I wish there was something we could do to help cheer you up!


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Re: Happy Birthday kirk13
Reply #28 on: December 11, 2014, 01:59:16 AM
Sorry to hear this Kirky ole buddy!  I wish there was something we could do to help cheer you up!


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Re: Happy Birthday kirk13
Reply #29 on: December 11, 2014, 02:02:26 AM
well,  happy birthday anyway,  I see percussion adjustments went as planned
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