Need some Boat Names!

NKlamerus · **on:** February 10, 2015, 02:50:41 AM

Alright yall back in November ish I received a boat passed down to me by my uncle. She's a fixer upper but what boat isnt?

I need some boat name ideas.

So far her name is "Dirty Oar"

Yes there is a tire (technically half an axle) missing. The u bolts rusted out and failed while on the highway......

Higgins617 · **Reply #1 on:** February 10, 2015, 02:52:20 AM

If it already had a name DO NOT CHANGE IT!!!! Known to be horrendously bad luck for sailors. My friend bought and renamed a boat, cracked his hull on the first trip out.

NKlamerus · **Reply #2 on:** February 10, 2015, 02:56:14 AM

Oh no, it didn't have a name when I got it, so there have been a ton floating around! But Dirty Oar seems to pretty popular

Higgins617 · **Reply #3 on:** February 10, 2015, 02:57:18 AM

I like that one

NKlamerus · **Reply #4 on:** February 10, 2015, 03:12:38 AM

If I wanted bad luck I'd call it "Banana Hammock"

Higgins617 · **Reply #5 on:** February 10, 2015, 03:22:43 AM

Quote from: NKlamerus on February 10, 2015, 03:12:38 AM

If I wanted bad luck I'd call it "Banana Hammock"

I don't know man, you FLA folk are pretty odd

WhichDawg · **Reply #6 on:** February 10, 2015, 03:41:09 AM

The "Challenger"!

Zed · **Reply #7 on:** February 10, 2015, 06:32:07 AM

Have you any children? Firtst borns name,wifes

greenbear · **Reply #8 on:** February 10, 2015, 01:29:54 PM

Just don't paint it green or put a cat aboard and you'll be fine

pfrsantos · **Reply #9 on:** February 10, 2015, 01:47:32 PM

Titanic, Flying Dutchman or Mary Celeste seem nice...

derekmac · **Reply #10 on:** February 10, 2015, 02:09:37 PM

The Bail Faster

magentus · **Reply #11 on:** February 10, 2015, 02:20:40 PM

You've got the entire gamut of SAK names;

Explorer

Tinker

Tinker plus

Super Tinker plus

Champ

CT29

etc etc

Best of luck

matzesu · **Reply #12 on:** February 10, 2015, 02:31:14 PM

"The Unsinkeble" is usaly a realy good name which implements a good sense of humor and should bring it luck..
"Titanic III", USS Enterprise,
I dotnt know how to name it..
Nice Boot by the Way, but not that nice trailer..
Hope you have a Swiss Army Knife to fix it..

derekmac · **Reply #13 on:** February 10, 2015, 02:43:41 PM

These are some I pulled from the interwebs:

Master Baiter
Bow Down
Irritable Bow
Dixie Normous
Passing Wind
Sea ya

PTRSAK · **Reply #14 on:** February 10, 2015, 03:05:07 PM

You could call her Nautical Lady, or Queen of the Sea. Or combine them and christen her Nausea.

But seriously... BEST boat name ever... "The Office"
Then you can tell people "I'll be spending all day in the office."

Zed · **Reply #15 on:** February 10, 2015, 03:07:30 PM

Quote from: PTRSAK on February 10, 2015, 03:05:07 PM

You could call her Nautical Lady, or Queen of the Sea. Or combine them and christen her Nausea.

But seriously... BEST boat name ever... "The Office"
Then you can tell people "I'll be spending all day in the office."

the Office

like that

AdmSlc · **Reply #16 on:** February 10, 2015, 04:51:28 PM

Slice of life
Helen Keller
Shameless; Rudderless
Fat guy in a little boat
Broken Compass
Somali Sultan

kirk13 · **Reply #17 on:** February 10, 2015, 05:49:32 PM

Quote from: NKlamerus on February 10, 2015, 02:56:14 AM

Oh no, it didn't have a name when I got it, so there have been a ton floating around! But Dirty Oar seems to pretty popular

Stick with that! Sounds like a winner to me

Whoey · **Reply #18 on:** February 10, 2015, 07:02:24 PM

the not very much love boat

pfrsantos · **Reply #19 on:** February 10, 2015, 07:15:17 PM

Sinking of you

U (as in U-Boat)

Aloha · **Reply #20 on:** February 10, 2015, 10:38:24 PM

S.S. Minnow

NKlamerus · **Reply #21 on:** February 11, 2015, 05:40:18 AM

Quote from: Higgins617 on February 10, 2015, 03:22:43 AM

Quote from: NKlamerus on February 10, 2015, 03:12:38 AM
If I wanted bad luck I'd call it "Banana Hammock"

I don't know man, you FLA folk are pretty odd

I'll remember that when you want to vacation here

NKlamerus · **Reply #22 on:** February 11, 2015, 05:41:42 AM

Quote from: Zed on February 10, 2015, 06:32:07 AM

Have you any children? Firtst borns name,wifes

I have no children or wife (19.... (20 tomorrow))

And the GF doesn't want her name on something she thinks is so ugly....no such thing as an ugly free boat though

NKlamerus · **Reply #23 on:** February 11, 2015, 05:43:05 AM

Quote from: magentus on February 10, 2015, 02:20:40 PM

You've got the entire gamut of SAK names;

Explorer

Tinker

Tinker plus

Super Tinker plus

Champ

CT29

etc etc

Best of luck

Don't own a sak, don't plan on owning one. But I could name it after a few Leathermans

NKlamerus · **Reply #24 on:** February 11, 2015, 05:44:28 AM

Quote from: PTRSAK on February 10, 2015, 03:05:07 PM

You could call her Nautical Lady, or Queen of the Sea. Or combine them and christen her Nausea.

But seriously... BEST boat name ever... "The Office"
Then you can tell people "I'll be spending all day in the office."

I actually really like all of those!

I might spin off the office, and call it "The Shop" (I work in a shop, not an office, but same concept)