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Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #30 on:** August 14, 2008, 04:49:41 PM

What can I say, I had to keep the gag's clean

nezza33 · **Reply #31 on:** August 14, 2008, 04:51:12 PM

Quote from: micky d on August 14, 2008, 04:49:41 PM

What can I say, I had to keep the gag's clean

Yeah i had a hard job doin that.

Flash · **Reply #32 on:** August 14, 2008, 05:27:55 PM

Nezza,

What do you mean "that sort" I need these lines to work on my wife

eodtech · **Reply #33 on:** August 15, 2008, 02:54:36 AM

True story ......

While in high school I went up to a girl and asked " Can I get in your panties " ?

She replied " one a$$hole in my pants is enough ".

Crash and burn, well it never hurts to ask....

I'm Still Bison · **Reply #34 on:** August 15, 2008, 05:04:09 AM

Quote from: eodtech on August 15, 2008, 02:54:36 AM

True story ......

While in high school I went up to a girl and asked " Can I get in your panties " ?

She replied " one a$$hole in my pants is enough ".

Crash and burn, well it never hurts to ask....

Did we go to the same high school? I think I knew the same girl..at least I got the same response

cgk · **Reply #35 on:** August 15, 2008, 05:31:10 AM

Lets rearrange the alphabet so that U and I are together.

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #36 on:** August 15, 2008, 08:16:09 AM

Quote from: eodtech on August 15, 2008, 02:54:36 AM

True story ......

While in high school I went up to a girl and asked " Can I get in your panties " ?

She replied " one a$$hole in my pants is enough ".

Crash and burn, well it never hurts to ask....

What a slap down

Tarrodemierda · **Reply #37 on:** August 15, 2008, 10:07:33 AM

Quote from: eodtech on August 15, 2008, 02:54:36 AM

True story ......

While in high school I went up to a girl and asked " Can I get in your panties " ?

She replied " one a$$hole in my pants is enough ".

Crash and burn, well it never hurts to ask....

thats really great one

nezza33 · **Reply #38 on:** August 15, 2008, 05:15:56 PM

Quote from: Flash on August 14, 2008, 05:27:55 PM

Nezza,

What do you mean "that sort" I need these lines to work on my wife

Ahh i see mate.

P.S Make sure you wear a kevlar helmet!!

Medic82 · **Reply #39 on:** August 15, 2008, 06:40:04 PM

You know bunny rabbits, all cute and cuddly. You also know that they reproduce very frequently. Butt did you know that they live in a group with a Alpha male running the pack. Now, how do they decide hoes the head honcho you might ask your self. The answer is easy, they have sex.

They line up all the female rabbits, and the Alpha male starts in one end and the challenger at the other, the first one too reach the middle is the winner.

In this one pack there was a rabbit named Sam that wanted too challenge the Alpha male, lets call him Ben. Now, you just don’t have sex with the females, you also have too bee polite too them and say Thank you mam when you are done.

So the race is on and Sam thinks he’s doing great, smack smack thank you mam…………smack smack thank you mam……………smack smack thank you mam, I’m doing great time Sam thinks too himself, butt then he hears Ben is a raving lunatic. SmackSmackThankyoumam.SmackSmackThankyou mam,SmackSmackThankyoumam,SmackSmack, Ohhh sorry Sam,SmackSmackThankyoumam,SmackSmackThankyoumam

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #40 on:** August 15, 2008, 09:54:50 PM

Flash · **Reply #41 on:** August 17, 2008, 07:39:04 PM

...and the winner is

One Lame Frog (Well yours was topical after all) chosen by an independent viewer.

Please PM me colour choice and address.

Take care all,

Flash

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #42 on:** August 17, 2008, 07:43:25 PM

One Lame Frog you are one luck so and so

So thats the Paracord bracelet and a set of scales you've won

Good on you Nick for being so generous

Benner · **Reply #43 on:** August 18, 2008, 12:26:27 AM

Yeah thanks Flash and well done OLF.

Poncho65 · **Reply #44 on:** August 18, 2008, 02:42:46 AM

Congrats OLF

Thanks for the chance Flash

Freudian Frog · **Reply #45 on:** August 20, 2008, 11:19:25 PM

Jackpot! Woohoo! Thanks guys, and thanks Nick. And thanks, independant viewer! =D

I knew being lazy (read as topical) would get me somewhere.

Freudian Frog · **Reply #46 on:** September 01, 2008, 06:06:35 AM

Just so you guys know I decided to get it in coyote brown and black, it'll be my first piece of paracord workings and my second piece of survival jewelry.

Although now that I look back I regret not getting the color combination of OD green, woodland camo, purple, and pink.

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #47 on:** September 01, 2008, 09:21:12 AM

Quote from: One Lame Frog on September 01, 2008, 06:06:35 AM

Just so you guys know I decided to get it in coyote brown and black, it'll be my first piece of paracord workings and my second piece of survival jewelry.

Although now that I look back I regret not getting the color combination of OD green, woodland camo, purple, and pink.

Let us know what you think of it when it get's there mate

Flash · **Reply #48 on:** September 01, 2008, 10:52:32 AM

MIcky,

You must be a mind reader...I literally just sat down from going to the post office to post the bracelet in question

You see folks, I just got back from 2 weeks in the sun and therefore there was a delay in making/posting the item.

OLF was fully aware of this and is cool with the wait.

Thanks gang,

Flash

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #49 on:** September 01, 2008, 12:10:57 PM

Yep mystic Mike here

Freudian Frog · **Reply #50 on:** September 01, 2008, 02:55:46 PM

Wait, what?! It's just now coming?

Sunuva...

... so that means I'm too late to add pink?

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