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au Offline TheDude

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#1 You spend more on tools per annum than your wife spends at the salon.
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Re: You know your spending too much on multi-tools when.....
Reply #1 on: December 01, 2015, 12:01:49 PM
That is exactly my benchmark for budgeting. Always make sure  Mrs. sLaughters budget for shoes and makeup is more than my multitool budget. In practice this sounds  very easy, but in reality, its quite difficult because she dosent buy makeup more than once a month, and gets her shoes for free. But at least it keeps me from spending too much ::)
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Re: You know your spending too much on multi-tools when.....
Reply #2 on: December 01, 2015, 12:10:16 PM
#1 You spend more on tools per annum than your wife spends at the salon.
#2 baked beans on toast is the only menu option.
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Re: You know your spending too much on multi-tools when.....
Reply #3 on: December 01, 2015, 01:17:29 PM
#1 You spend more on tools per annum than your wife spends at the salon.
#2 baked beans on toast is the only menu option.
#3 you have more multitools than regular tools in a toolbox.
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Re: You know your spending too much on multi-tools when.....
Reply #4 on: December 01, 2015, 01:22:45 PM

#1 You spend more on tools per annum than your wife spends at the salon.
#2 baked beans on toast is the only menu option.
#3 you have more multitools than regular tools in a toolbox.
#4 Chako gets jealous  :P


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Re: You know your spending too much on multi-tools when.....
Reply #5 on: December 01, 2015, 01:27:25 PM
#3 is definitely me :rofl: I have a toolbox jam packed with so many MT's, and those aren't all that I own  :P
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Re: You know your spending too much on multi-tools when.....
Reply #6 on: December 01, 2015, 01:40:02 PM
#1 You spend more on tools per annum than your wife spends at the salon.
#2 baked beans on toast is the only menu option.
#3 you have more multitools than regular tools in a toolbox.
#4 Chako gets jealous  :P
#5 You just know it... :facepalm:
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Re: You know your spending too much on multi-tools when.....
Reply #7 on: December 01, 2015, 02:10:39 PM
I swear, I've never seen a forum  that loves lists as much as this one. Seriously, ive frequented math forums with fewer lists and numbers. So, in the spirit of that....


#1 You spend more on tools per annum than your wife spends at the salon.
#2 baked beans on toast is the only menu option.
#3 you have more multitools than regular tools in a toolbox.
#4 Chako gets jealous  :P
#5 You just know it... :facepalm:
#6 You make lists to help justify the amount of money you spend on tools you neither need or use.
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Re: You know your spending too much on multi-tools when.....
Reply #8 on: December 01, 2015, 02:14:46 PM
I swear, I've never seen a forum  that loves lists as much as this one. Seriously, ive frequented math forums with fewer lists and numbers. So, in the spirit of that....
Not true! I mean sure we have a badge that gets awarded to people who fix lists... still uhmm... I... LOOK over there

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Re: You know your spending too much on multi-tools when.....
Reply #9 on: December 01, 2015, 02:15:12 PM
We need a thread derailment award badge :salute:
It wouldn't be the internet without people complaining.


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Re: You know your spending too much on multi-tools when.....
Reply #10 on: December 01, 2015, 02:17:15 PM
Everybody has earned that badge a few dozen times.
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Re: You know your spending too much on multi-tools when.....
Reply #11 on: December 01, 2015, 02:22:26 PM
#1 You spend more on tools per annum than your wife spends at the salon.
#2 baked beans on toast is the only menu option.
#3 you have more multitools than regular tools in a toolbox.
#4 Chako gets jealous  :P
#5 You just know it... :facepalm:
#6 You make lists to help justify the amount of money you spend on tools you neither need or use.
#7 You're worried about when you finally get your list of MTs (a spreadsheet) up to date and can sum the costs column  :facepalm:
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Re: You know your spending too much on multi-tools when.....
Reply #12 on: December 01, 2015, 02:30:46 PM
#1 You spend more on tools per annum than your wife spends at the salon.
#2 baked beans on toast is the only menu option.
#3 you have more multitools than regular tools in a toolbox.
#4 Chako gets jealous  :P
#5 You just know it... :facepalm:
#6 You make lists to help justify the amount of money you spend on tools you neither need or use.
#7 You're worried about when you finally get your list of MTs (a spreadsheet) up to date and can sum the costs column  :facepalm:
#8 You realize that what you have at home equals 6.6 times the minimal wage/salary in your country :facepalm:


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Re: You know your spending too much on multi-tools when.....
Reply #13 on: December 01, 2015, 02:40:48 PM
#1 You spend more on tools per annum than your wife spends at the salon.
#2 baked beans on toast is the only menu option.
#3 you have more multitools than regular tools in a toolbox.
#4 Chako gets jealous  :P
#5 You just know it... :facepalm:
#6 You make lists to help justify the amount of money you spend on tools you neither need or use.
#7 You're worried about when you finally get your list of MTs (a spreadsheet) up to date and can sum the costs column  :facepalm:
#8 You realize that what you have at home equals 6.6 times the minimal wage/salary in your country :facepalm:
#9 You're getting new MT's faster than Harley can ask you to forward them to him.
« Last Edit: December 01, 2015, 02:41:57 PM by magentus »
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Re: You know your spending too much on multi-tools when.....
Reply #14 on: December 01, 2015, 02:51:08 PM
#01 You spend more on tools per annum than your wife spends at the salon.
#02 baked beans on toast is the only menu option.
#03 you have more multitools than regular tools in a toolbox.
#04 Chako gets jealous  :P
#05 You just know it... :facepalm:
#06 You make lists to help justify the amount of money you spend on tools you neither need or use.
#07 You're worried about when you finally get your list of MTs (a spreadsheet) up to date and can sum the costs column  :facepalm:
#08 You realize that what you have at home equals 6.6 times the minimal wage/salary in your country :facepalm:
#09 You're getting new MT's faster than Harley can ask you to forward them to him.
#10 You buy a shop cabinet to display them in.


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Re: You know your spending too much on multi-tools when.....
Reply #15 on: December 01, 2015, 04:21:25 PM
#01 You spend more on tools per annum than your wife spends at the salon.
#02 baked beans on toast is the only menu option.
#03 you have more multitools than regular tools in a toolbox.
#04 Chako gets jealous  :P
#05 You just know it... :facepalm:
#06 You make lists to help justify the amount of money you spend on tools you neither need or use.
#07 You're worried about when you finally get your list of MTs (a spreadsheet) up to date and can sum the costs column  :facepalm:
#08 You realize that what you have at home equals 6.6 times the minimal wage/salary in your country :facepalm:
#09 You're getting new MT's faster than Harley can ask you to forward them to him.
#10 You buy a shop cabinet to display them in.
#11 Significant Other asks 'what did you get now?' when you do something nice for them or get them something.


btw beans on toast works for me.
I knew my wife was a keeper when she transitioned from calling it a knife thingy to a multi-tool.

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Re: You know your spending too much on multi-tools when.....
Reply #16 on: December 01, 2015, 04:23:03 PM
Potted meat on crackers is my favorite affordable meal :drool: :drool: :tu:
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Re: You know your spending too much on multi-tools when.....
Reply #17 on: December 01, 2015, 04:24:03 PM
Tuna cans/packets, a loaf of bread and a block of swiss cheese and some hot sauce would feed me for a week.
I knew my wife was a keeper when she transitioned from calling it a knife thingy to a multi-tool.

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Re: You know your spending too much on multi-tools when.....
Reply #18 on: December 01, 2015, 05:05:03 PM
Lots of Ramen and Spam keeps me sick in SAKs...... :facepalm:
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Re: You know your spending too much on multi-tools when.....
Reply #19 on: December 01, 2015, 05:34:03 PM
Lots of Ramen and Spam keeps me sick in SAKs...... :facepalm:
I think I could live off white rice and sriracha for a month if that mean I could then buy something with the money saved. Thats sadly not how it works in my household....
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You know your spending too much on multi-tools when.....
Reply #20 on: December 01, 2015, 05:54:32 PM
#01 You spend more on tools per annum than your wife spends at the salon.
#02 baked beans on toast is the only menu option.
#03 you have more multitools than regular tools in a toolbox.
#04 Chako gets jealous  :P
#05 You just know it... :facepalm:
#06 You make lists to help justify the amount of money you spend on tools you neither need or use.
#07 You're worried about when you finally get your list of MTs (a spreadsheet) up to date and can sum the costs column  :facepalm:
#08 You realize that what you have at home equals 6.6 times the minimal wage/salary in your country :facepalm:
#09 You're getting new MT's faster than Harley can ask you to forward them to him.
#10 You buy a shop cabinet to display them in.
#11 Significant Other asks 'what did you get now?' when you do something nice for them or get them something.


btw beans on toast works for me.
#12 when your parents buy you a knife, and you show them the other 14 of the same model that you already have.
#13 when your pillowcase has Swiss Army knives all over it.


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« Last Edit: December 01, 2015, 05:59:15 PM by tjfarrington2000 »


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Re: You know your spending too much on multi-tools when.....
Reply #21 on: December 02, 2015, 12:42:34 AM
#01 You spend more on tools per annum than your wife spends at the salon.
#02 baked beans on toast is the only menu option.
#03 you have more multitools than regular tools in a toolbox.
#04 Chako gets jealous  :P
#05 You just know it... :facepalm:
#06 You make lists to help justify the amount of money you spend on tools you neither need or use.
#07 You're worried about when you finally get your list of MTs (a spreadsheet) up to date and can sum the costs column  :facepalm:
#08 You realize that what you have at home equals 6.6 times the minimal wage/salary in your country :facepalm:
#09 You're getting new MT's faster than Harley can ask you to forward them to him.
#10 You buy a shop cabinet to display them in.
#11 Significant Other asks 'what did you get now?' when you do something nice for them or get them something.
#12 when your parents buy you a knife, and you show them the other 14 of the same model that you already have.
#13 when your pillowcase has Swiss Army knives all over it.
#14 You spot a multi tool on sale and you automatically calculate how many you would have to buy so that after selling the extras you'd get to keep one for yourself, for free.
#15 You know the above scheme never works because, if you're honest with yourself, you know there's never really any extras. :facepalm:


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Re: You know your spending too much on multi-tools when.....
Reply #22 on: December 02, 2015, 01:19:46 AM

#01 You spend more on tools per annum than your wife spends at the salon.
#02 baked beans on toast is the only menu option.
#03 you have more multitools than regular tools in a toolbox.
#04 Chako gets jealous  :P
#05 You just know it... :facepalm:
#06 You make lists to help justify the amount of money you spend on tools you neither need or use.
#07 You're worried about when you finally get your list of MTs (a spreadsheet) up to date and can sum the costs column  :facepalm:
#08 You realize that what you have at home equals 6.6 times the minimal wage/salary in your country :facepalm:
#09 You're getting new MT's faster than Harley can ask you to forward them to him.
#10 You buy a shop cabinet to display them in.
#11 Significant Other asks 'what did you get now?' when you do something nice for them or get them something.
#12 when your parents buy you a knife, and you show them the other 14 of the same model that you already have.
#13 when your pillowcase has Swiss Army knives all over it.
#14 You spot a multi tool on sale and you automatically calculate how many you would have to buy so that after selling the extras you'd get to keep one for yourself, for free.
#15 You know the above scheme never works because, if you're honest with yourself, you know there's never really any extras. :facepalm:
#16 You start wondering what else you have that you can sell on E-bay so you can buy more MT's   :facepalm: :facepalm:


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Re: You know your spending too much on multi-tools when.....
Reply #23 on: December 02, 2015, 01:30:50 AM
#01 You spend more on tools per annum than your wife spends at the salon.
#02 baked beans on toast is the only menu option.
#03 you have more multitools than regular tools in a toolbox.
#04 Chako gets jealous  :P
#05 You just know it... :facepalm:
#06 You make lists to help justify the amount of money you spend on tools you neither need or use.
#07 You're worried about when you finally get your list of MTs (a spreadsheet) up to date and can sum the costs column  :facepalm:
#08 You realize that what you have at home equals 6.6 times the minimal wage/salary in your country :facepalm:
#09 You're getting new MT's faster than Harley can ask you to forward them to him.
#10 You buy a shop cabinet to display them in.
#11 Significant Other asks 'what did you get now?' when you do something nice for them or get them something.
#12 when your parents buy you a knife, and you show them the other 14 of the same model that you already have.
#13 when your pillowcase has Swiss Army knives all over it.
#14 You spot a multi tool on sale and you automatically calculate how many you would have to buy so that after selling the extras you'd get to keep one for yourself, for free.
#15 You know the above scheme never works because, if you're honest with yourself, you know there's never really any extras. :facepalm:
#16 You start wondering what else you have that you can sell on E-bay so you can buy more MT's   :facepalm: :facepalm:
#17 A new multitool comes onto the market, and just from a few pictures you can see how it is likely to handle, which features will work for you and what might not, where any potential mechanical weaknesses might be, and start building a mental list of what items would pair well with it to compliment it's tool load with minimal duplication ..... all in less than a minute


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Re: You know your spending too much on multi-tools when.....
Reply #24 on: December 02, 2015, 01:32:41 AM
Here's an updated version of one of mine.....


If you have 100+ lbs of SAKs and 12 year old tennis shoes!!! :facepalm:
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Re: You know your spending too much on multi-tools when.....
Reply #25 on: December 02, 2015, 01:36:51 AM
 :D :D :D

How can you moan at 12 year old shoes, when some of your knives are several decades old. Heck, those shoes are virtually brand new in comparison  :P


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Re: You know your spending too much on multi-tools when.....
Reply #26 on: December 02, 2015, 01:47:49 AM
Here's an updated version of one of mine.....


If you have 100+ lbs of SAKs and 12 year old tennis shoes!!! :facepalm:
They aren't old, they are "vintage"!

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Re: You know your spending too much on multi-tools when.....
Reply #27 on: December 02, 2015, 03:11:58 AM


....
#16 You start wondering what else you have that you can sell on E-bay so you can buy more MT's   :facepalm: :facepalm:
#17 A new multitool comes onto the market, and just from a few pictures you can see how it is likely to handle, which features will work for you and what might not, where any potential mechanical weaknesses might be, and start building a mental list of what items would pair well with it to compliment it's tool load with minimal duplication ..... all in less than a minute

:rofl: these hit home like nobody's business great stuff
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Re: You know your spending too much on multi-tools when.....
Reply #28 on: December 02, 2015, 03:39:34 AM
#18 They're the number one item in your monthly budget, or would be if you had the nerve to total them all up.


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Re: You know your spending too much on multi-tools when.....
Reply #29 on: December 02, 2015, 03:51:42 AM
Here's an updated version of one of mine.....


If you have 100+ lbs of SAKs and 12 year old tennis shoes!!! :facepalm:

but do you play tennis?  if not, no problem
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