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Who is to blame for the Brangelina split?

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Who is to blame for the Brangelina split?

Grant
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Jennifer
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Brad
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Angelina
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Kirky !!!!!!!!!!!
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cy Offline dks

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Who is to blame for the Brangelina split?
on: September 21, 2016, 10:15:24 AM
Who is to blame for the Brangelina split?  (MTO members know        :twak:   )
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Re: Who is to blame for the Brangelina split?
Reply #1 on: September 21, 2016, 10:18:54 AM
Who's Jennifer?

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Re: Who is to blame for the Brangelina split?
Reply #2 on: September 21, 2016, 10:19:17 AM
I hate that word, Brangelina, BTW :rant:
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Re: Who is to blame for the Brangelina split?
Reply #3 on: September 21, 2016, 10:28:08 AM
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Re: Who is to blame for the Brangelina split?
Reply #4 on: September 21, 2016, 11:54:40 AM
I admit it... it was me.

She can't keep her hands off me.


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Re: Who is to blame for the Brangelina split?
Reply #5 on: September 21, 2016, 11:58:37 AM
Who's Jennifer?

I think he means Jennifer Aniston, Brad's previous relationship, and the woman he dumped like a hot potato when he had the opportunity to go to Crazy Town with Angelina, a woman famous for wearing a vial of her previous boyfriend's blood and making out with her brother.

The real question is, what is going to become of their collection of ethnically diverse, adopted children? 

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Re: Who is to blame for the Brangelina split?
Reply #6 on: September 21, 2016, 12:00:32 PM
mint chocolate chip?  :think:
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Re: Who is to blame for the Brangelina split?
Reply #7 on: September 21, 2016, 12:04:46 PM
Global warming?...
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Re: Who is to blame for the Brangelina split?
Reply #8 on: September 21, 2016, 12:13:50 PM
Who's Jennifer?
This is Jennifer - is that who you mean?
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Re: Who is to blame for the Brangelina split?
Reply #9 on: September 21, 2016, 12:14:39 PM
Who's Jennifer?
This is Jennifer - is that who you mean?
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A red head! It was her! Her, I tell you!

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

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Re: Who is to blame for the Brangelina split?
Reply #10 on: September 21, 2016, 12:20:01 PM
The real question is, what is going to become of their collection of ethnically diverse, adopted children? 

Def

This was mentioned in a different thread - keep up.
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Re: Who is to blame for the Brangelina split?
Reply #11 on: September 21, 2016, 12:20:51 PM
Who's Jennifer?
This is Jennifer - is that who you mean?
WP_20160916_003 by magpie2112, on Flickr

A red head! It was her! Her, I tell you!

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Re: Who is to blame for the Brangelina split?
Reply #12 on: September 21, 2016, 12:21:24 PM
It is dksBrad !!
Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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Re: Who is to blame for the Brangelina split?
Reply #13 on: September 21, 2016, 12:38:34 PM
It is dksBrad !!
Bradks (pronouned Brad Kiss) trips off the tongue much better than Dee Kay Ess Brad I'm afraid.

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Re: Who is to blame for the Brangelina split?
Reply #14 on: September 21, 2016, 12:40:51 PM
That's what THEY said......   :)
Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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Re: Who is to blame for the Brangelina split?
Reply #15 on: September 21, 2016, 12:45:22 PM
That's what THEY said......   :)
I think Brad likes a stay at home partner - Angelina was off saving the world all the time when all Brad wanted was to pop on his slippers and snuggle up on the sofa cleaning his SAK collection. I think you may be THE ONE dks.  :cheers:
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Re: Who is to blame for the Brangelina split?
Reply #16 on: September 21, 2016, 12:47:16 PM
brad polishing my SAK....... 
Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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Re: Who is to blame for the Brangelina split?
Reply #17 on: September 21, 2016, 12:51:24 PM
brad polishing my SAK.......
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You can polish his as well, mutual like.......
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Re: Who is to blame for the Brangelina split?
Reply #18 on: September 21, 2016, 01:00:15 PM
Isn't she pushing for sole custody?
And why isn't Marion in the poll?

Not that I am interested in all that garbage....


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Re: Who is to blame for the Brangelina split?
Reply #19 on: September 21, 2016, 01:00:41 PM
Maybe it was Dolly, she is AWOL for a while now and we know she had her eyes on Brad...
It wouldn't be the internet without people complaining.


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Re: Who is to blame for the Brangelina split?
Reply #20 on: September 21, 2016, 01:31:41 PM
NNR has not been seen for some time too ......
Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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Re: Who is to blame for the Brangelina split?
Reply #21 on: September 21, 2016, 01:33:34 PM
I'm sure Kirky is able to please that difficult woman. So, it's Kirkangelina from now on?


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Re: Who is to blame for the Brangelina split?
Reply #22 on: September 21, 2016, 01:43:41 PM
I'm sure Kirky is able to please that difficult woman. So, it's Kirkangelina from now on?
Yes, we have Kirkalina and Bradks now so diplomacy is the order of the day forumites.
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Re: Who is to blame for the Brangelina split?
Reply #23 on: September 21, 2016, 03:49:59 PM
I was surprised they lasted as long ( not sure how long that is ).  Their gaggle of kids will be well taken care of by one or both of their nannies.  I never thought she was as hot as some make her out to be.  Brad on the other hand  :facepalm:
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Re: Who is to blame for the Brangelina split?
Reply #24 on: September 21, 2016, 03:59:05 PM
I was surprised they lasted as long ( not sure how long that is ).  Their gaggle of kids will be well taken care of by one or both of their nannies.  I never thought she was as hot as some make her out to be.  Brad on the other hand  :facepalm:
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Re: Who is to blame for the Brangelina split?
Reply #25 on: September 21, 2016, 04:01:10 PM
She always looked weird to me. Cartoonish. Seriously not my type. Just my taste.
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Re: Who is to blame for the Brangelina split?
Reply #26 on: September 21, 2016, 04:02:39 PM
Kirk and DKS my apologies  :hatsoff:.  Wishing you three happiness beyond your wildest imaginations. 

 
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Re: Who is to blame for the Brangelina split?
Reply #27 on: September 21, 2016, 04:18:08 PM
I was surprised they lasted as long ( not sure how long that is ).  Their gaggle of kids will be well taken care of by one or both of their nannies.  I never thought she was as hot as some make her out to be.  Brad on the other hand  :facepalm:

So... you're dreaming of having your hands full with them, is that it?...
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Re: Who is to blame for the Brangelina split?
Reply #28 on: September 21, 2016, 04:25:27 PM
She always looked weird to me. Cartoonish. Seriously not my type. Just my taste.
Yeah but you would say that wouldn't you? As her rival in love I mean.  :pok:
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Re: Who is to blame for the Brangelina split?
Reply #29 on: September 21, 2016, 04:43:02 PM
apart from the face she was OK
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