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The "Never used an awl" club

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #270 on: September 30, 2016, 03:16:53 PM
This thread makes Odin, the awlfather cry  :cry:

Don't be sad, Odin! Look, a funny little pawlar bear!





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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #271 on: September 30, 2016, 03:18:04 PM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #272 on: September 30, 2016, 03:19:03 PM
Is everyone awlright with this thread being derailed :D

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There's a typo in the sign, though ::)
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #273 on: September 30, 2016, 03:21:51 PM
Is everyone awlright with this thread being derailed :D

Awlright, awlright, awlright......  :facepalm:

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #274 on: September 30, 2016, 03:33:16 PM
Is everyone awlright with this thread being derailed :D

Awlright, awlright, awlright......  :facepalm:

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No, please stop! Just the thought of another pun makes my bowawls convawlse with terror  :ahhh
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #275 on: September 30, 2016, 03:39:50 PM
Is everyone awlright with this thread being derailed :D

Awlright, awlright, awlright......  :facepalm:

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No, please stop! Just the thought of another pun makes my bowawls convawlse with terror  :ahhh

Maybe I can wawltz away the terror, hopefully  :cry:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #276 on: September 30, 2016, 03:42:32 PM
Is everyone awlright with this thread being derailed :D

Awlright, awlright, awlright......  :facepalm:

(Image removed from quote.)

No, please stop! Just the thought of another pun makes my bowawls convawlse with terror  :ahhh

Maybe I can wawltz away the terror, hopefully  :cry:

I feel as if 10.000 vawlts were going through my body  :sa:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #277 on: September 30, 2016, 03:43:38 PM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #278 on: September 30, 2016, 03:44:30 PM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #279 on: September 30, 2016, 04:01:17 PM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #280 on: September 30, 2016, 04:08:03 PM
Ten pages of this thread! To be honest, I expected these awl jokes and this whole thread/derailment would end around the page #4 or #5.  :whistle: But nope  :rofl:


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #282 on: September 30, 2016, 05:07:22 PM
@glennfiddich: Thank you for the suggestions. I've had Talisker and liked it and Chivas, that was a bit sweet I think? :cheers:

I don't reawlly remember Chivas being sweet, but to be honest it's been a long time since i've had a bottle of Chivas.

The 'standard' 10 year old Talisker' is one of those whiskes I usually awlways have in stock but if you want to try a different Talisker I can suggest the Talisker Port Ruighe  :cheers:

If you like the Talisker type of whiskies i'd also suggest Lagavulin, Laphroaig, Ardbeg, maybe Bowmore. Although these suggestions are awl very generawl because within these brands there are of course many variations.

I was actually thinking of Dimpawl (seriously)  :-[ I'm not a huge fan of whiskey but I do appreciate a good drink and sometimes whiskey has just the right taste for my palate at that moment.

There's a bar near my workplace that speSmurfpillses in whiskey, they have an impressive range! Maybe I'll go check their offerings (not today though) and try out your sugesstions if they have them. I'll report back when that happens :cheers: :drink:

Ahh, Dimpawl... good memories! That one actually was kind of sweet. Still have the bottle:



Let me know if any of my suggestions worked out for you! :cheers:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #283 on: September 30, 2016, 05:34:42 PM
« Last Edit: September 30, 2016, 08:37:42 PM by magentus »
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #284 on: September 30, 2016, 06:56:55 PM
Ten pages of this thread! To be honest, I expected these awl jokes and this whole thread/derailment would end around the page #4 or #5.  :whistle: But nope  :rofl:

Awl of us would be sad if this happened, it's just not the MTO way  ;)


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #285 on: September 30, 2016, 08:34:50 PM
What about the Wenger awl? Any non-users at awl?
« Last Edit: September 30, 2016, 08:40:47 PM by Ronald Schröder »


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #286 on: September 30, 2016, 08:40:17 PM
Nice bottle of Dimpawl!


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #287 on: September 30, 2016, 08:43:36 PM
I ain't tawlking to myself (awlthough it's one of my favorite pastimes).


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #288 on: September 30, 2016, 08:45:19 PM
I ain't tawlking to myself (awlthough it's one of my favorite pastimes).
That's OK 'cause I ain't tawlking back either.
« Last Edit: September 30, 2016, 08:51:46 PM by Ronald Schröder »


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #289 on: September 30, 2016, 08:46:22 PM
Unlike many people I have no doubts about my insanity at awl.
« Last Edit: September 30, 2016, 08:50:46 PM by Ronald Schröder »


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #290 on: September 30, 2016, 09:04:53 PM





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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #291 on: September 30, 2016, 09:15:09 PM
I ain't tawlking to myself (awlthough it's one of my favorite pastimes).
That's OK 'cause I ain't tawlking back either.

In the end we will awll become mentawlly insane over the awl!

Oh no!  :sa:

I just spent my 1000th post in the awl thread  :dwts:

Now I reawlly have no life  :facepalm:
« Last Edit: September 30, 2016, 09:18:12 PM by glenfiddich1983 »
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #292 on: September 30, 2016, 09:25:18 PM
Already knocking your head against the wawl?


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #293 on: September 30, 2016, 09:26:33 PM
Congratulations. On to the next milennium  :cheers:.


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #294 on: September 30, 2016, 09:33:08 PM
Congratulations. On to the next milennium  :cheers:.

I'm getting tired of awl of this all stuff!  :ahhh
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The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #295 on: September 30, 2016, 09:37:55 PM
Congratulations. On to the next milennium  :cheers:.

Thanks  :salute:

Already knocking your head against the wawl?

« Last Edit: September 30, 2016, 09:40:32 PM by glenfiddich1983 »
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #296 on: September 30, 2016, 10:39:18 PM
Ten pages of this thread! To be honest, I expected these awl jokes and this whole thread/derailment would end around the page #4 or #5.  :whistle: But nope  :rofl:

It's like the Duraceawl bunny, it keeps on going and going...
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #297 on: September 30, 2016, 10:40:07 PM
Ten pages of this thread! To be honest, I expected these awl jokes and this whole thread/derailment would end around the page #4 or #5.  :whistle: But nope  :rofl:

Awl of us would be sad if this happened, it's just not the MTO way  ;)

Definitawly not the MTO way!
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #298 on: September 30, 2016, 10:41:12 PM
I ain't tawlking to myself (awlthough it's one of my favorite pastimes).
That's OK 'cause I ain't tawlking back either.

Your words must be enthrawlling  ;)
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #299 on: September 30, 2016, 10:41:53 PM
Unlike many people I have no doubts about my insanity at awl.

Like any good hawlequin  :tu:
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