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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #720 on: July 09, 2018, 06:22:47 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.

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He simply decides what time it is.

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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #721 on: July 09, 2018, 06:23:03 PM
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #722 on: July 09, 2018, 06:23:14 PM
Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #723 on: July 09, 2018, 06:23:42 PM
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #724 on: July 09, 2018, 06:24:20 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone.
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #725 on: July 09, 2018, 06:24:46 PM
The original title for "Alien vs. Predator" was "Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris". The film was cancelled shortly after going into pre-production.

 
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No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #726 on: July 09, 2018, 06:25:09 PM
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.

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The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #727 on: July 09, 2018, 06:25:33 PM
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #728 on: July 09, 2018, 06:26:01 PM
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #729 on: July 09, 2018, 06:26:13 PM
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #730 on: July 09, 2018, 06:26:38 PM
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #731 on: July 09, 2018, 06:26:56 PM
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #732 on: July 09, 2018, 06:27:13 PM
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #733 on: July 09, 2018, 06:27:54 PM
Did you know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars?

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He was The Force.

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #734 on: July 09, 2018, 06:28:27 PM
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #735 on: July 09, 2018, 06:28:39 PM
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #736 on: July 09, 2018, 06:28:49 PM
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #737 on: July 09, 2018, 06:29:08 PM
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #738 on: July 09, 2018, 06:29:41 PM
The Universe is not expanding.

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It's running away from Chuck Norris.

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #739 on: July 09, 2018, 06:31:06 PM
And the ultimate one:

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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.

:hatsoff:  :D :D :D :D
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #740 on: July 09, 2018, 07:05:49 PM
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #741 on: July 09, 2018, 07:10:12 PM
I wonder if that Orange Mora has arrived yet.  :wait: (At Alaska. :whistle: )
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #742 on: July 09, 2018, 07:12:28 PM
Quote from: Don Pablo on July 09, 2018, 07:10:12 PM
I wonder if that Orange Mora has arrived yet.  :wait: (At Alaska. :whistle: )

It hasn't.

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It went to Chuck Norris' house, instead...

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #743 on: July 10, 2018, 04:28:36 PM
HAS THE MORA ARRIVED YET?
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #744 on: July 10, 2018, 04:55:03 PM
Quote from: Don Pablo on July 10, 2018, 04:28:36 PM
HAS THE MORA ARRIVED YET?

BRO, THIS ISN'T THE AWL CAPS THREAD!

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #745 on: July 10, 2018, 04:55:17 PM
WELL, MAYBE IT IS, NOW...

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #746 on: July 10, 2018, 04:55:34 PM
YOU NEVER CAN TELL, WITH MTO...

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #747 on: July 10, 2018, 05:19:12 PM
I LOVE ALL CAPS
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #748 on: July 10, 2018, 05:22:46 PM
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #749 on: July 10, 2018, 05:25:10 PM
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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