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What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please

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Hmmm :think:
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Looks well made  :dunno:  :D



us Offline MadPlumbarian

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Lol..
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Lol,,
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


us Offline MadPlumbarian

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"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


us Offline BlueDot

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From a friend over there:


After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Canadian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.

Not to be outdone by their neighbours, in the weeks that followed, an American Archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times, American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their Ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the Canadians.

One week later, the British authorities reported the following:

After digging as deep as 30 feet in Bollington, Jack Arkwright, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely Bugger All.

Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, England had already gone wireless.

Just makes you bloody proud to be English doesn't it!!!
🇬🇧 😂

He's quite the cut-up.

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us Offline MadPlumbarian

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Hmm, interesting,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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With no point of reference (eg no wall) that doesn't show anything.  :pok:
We could be looking at the front or the back of the roll.


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With no point of reference (eg no wall) that doesn't show anything.  :pok:
We could be looking at the front or the back of the roll.

That's the wall behind it! Someone's graffiti written the patent details on it  :pok:


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us Offline MadPlumbarian

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With no point of reference (eg no wall) that doesn't show anything.  :pok:
We could be looking at the front or the back of the roll.

That's the wall behind it! Someone's graffiti written the patent details on it  :pok:
Lol,,
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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With no point of reference (eg no wall) that doesn't show anything.  :pok:
We could be looking at the front or the back of the roll.

That's the wall behind it! Someone's graffiti written the patent details on it  :pok:
;)  Or they wrote them backwards on the glass wall which we are looking through.


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us Offline ducttapetech

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 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Holy smurf those where funny Smashie!
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Good ones  :rofl: :rofl:


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Holy smurf those where funny Smashie!

 :iagree:  :rofl:  :like:


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us Offline MadPlumbarian

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Lol, I knew it!
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


us Offline MadPlumbarian

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Lol..
JR
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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us Offline ducttapetech

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 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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NCIS, help Gibbs!
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Rush, I'm not concerned, Melbourne Police seems effective enough (in the series, I wouldn't know otherwise)  :tu:
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NCIS, help Gibbs!
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I've got the A-team behind me...

I hope they'll shoot to kill this time.


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I'm good... Charlie Crews (LIFE, played by Damian Lewis) is watching my back. Not a too well known show, but he trades his life for his partners (who has been kidnapped) and then proceeds to murder (yep, that is the correct term) the bad guy.
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