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Censor
on: October 11, 2010, 04:48:28 PM
I've been meaning to do some work with the censored words lately, and I've finally managed to do it.  I hope this works out better for everyone, but as usual, if you have any concerns, please let me know.

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Re: Censor
Reply #1 on: October 11, 2010, 04:58:07 PM
smurf smurfhole

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LOL! I used the F word
There is no problem that cannot be solved by the use of high explosives.

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Re: Censor
Reply #2 on: October 11, 2010, 04:59:47 PM
No you smurfing didn't... :P

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Re: Censor
Reply #3 on: October 11, 2010, 05:03:23 PM
smurf you

I smurfing like this new thing.
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Re: Censor
Reply #4 on: October 11, 2010, 05:06:15 PM
I still think it's smurfing ridiculous we can't curse on this smurfing forum. Smurf all of you mothersmurfers!!! Kidding   ;) :D
« Last Edit: October 11, 2010, 07:53:13 PM by EZ822 »
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Re: Censor
Reply #5 on: October 11, 2010, 05:08:01 PM
Quote from: Medic82 on October 11, 2010, 04:58:07 PM
smurf smurfhole

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LOL! I used the F word

"Fmurfhole"?? :think:
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Re: Censor
Reply #6 on: October 11, 2010, 05:12:58 PM
This thread is positively swimming in blue.  :D
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Re: Censor
Reply #7 on: October 11, 2010, 05:18:31 PM
Quote from: BIG-TARGET on October 11, 2010, 05:08:01 PM
Quote from: Medic82 on October 11, 2010, 04:58:07 PM
smurf smurfhole

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LOL! I used the F word

"Fmurfhole"?? :think:

I used the a word there
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Re: Censor
Reply #8 on: October 11, 2010, 05:28:24 PM
Holy smurfing smurf, now all us smurfs can have a smurfing great time smurfing around saying smurf, I smurfing love this smurf.
« Last Edit: October 11, 2010, 05:30:35 PM by thebullfrog »

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Reply #9 on: October 11, 2010, 05:32:13 PM
You smurfing smurfhole that just smurfing smurfs around with this smurfing forum
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Re: Censor
Reply #10 on: October 11, 2010, 05:48:11 PM
This could go on for a while...




Let me try some words (I'm the one who added the ***, not the board):

*** (ok, I understand why it isn't filtered, it's an animal in the end)
**** (ok, I understand why it isn't filtered, it's a name in the end)
********** (ok, I understand why it isn't filtered, it's an animal plus a verb...)

Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on October 11, 2010, 04:48:28 PM
I've been meaning to do some work with the censored words lately

I'm pretty sure that kind of work and some beer would make a really funny evening. :)
« Last Edit: October 11, 2010, 05:52:21 PM by VicX »

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Re: Censor
Reply #11 on: October 11, 2010, 05:52:25 PM
Awr smurf  ;)

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Re: Censor
Reply #12 on: October 11, 2010, 06:08:28 PM
The little smurfs are commies!!!!!!!! I always liked Gargamel. 


Hey, that's kinda what I said!!!!!
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Re: Censor
Reply #13 on: October 11, 2010, 06:08:56 PM
Ssmurfhorpe, smurftone, Lighsmurfer are even funnier  :rofl:

Fansmurfingtastic  :tu:
             

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Re: Censor
Reply #14 on: October 11, 2010, 06:15:53 PM
Quote from: George Carlin
smurf
Piss
smurf
smurf
smurflicker
Mothersmurfer
Tits

Hmm... missed a couple. :think:

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Re: Censor
Reply #15 on: October 11, 2010, 06:26:27 PM
Quote from: Mr. Whippy on October 11, 2010, 06:15:53 PM
Quote from: George Carlin
smurf
Piss
smurf
smurf
smurflicker
Mothersmurfer
Tits

Hmm... missed a couple. :think:

Well spotted  :tu:

Yo mothersmurfer; I'm gonna put a cap in your ass

Doesn't have the same ring to it :D
             

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Re: Censor
Reply #16 on: October 11, 2010, 06:48:19 PM
'Seven Words' by George Carlin, that's exactly what I thought about as soon as I read this thread.
GC, :salute:

In case you don't know >
In case moderators think this is inappropriate, smurf you!  :D
No, really, feel free to remove the link, although I believe it is a beautiful example of how 'foul' and 'brilliant' can get together. :)
« Last Edit: October 11, 2010, 06:53:52 PM by VicX »

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Re: Censor
Reply #17 on: October 11, 2010, 07:39:23 PM
Your smurf filter thingy messed the Bra$$o Gadget Care Polish review thread!!!
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Re: Censor
Reply #18 on: October 11, 2010, 09:41:56 PM
A dyslexic man walks in to a bra...

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Reply #19 on: October 11, 2010, 09:47:07 PM
Chuck Norris' preferred iron supplement is rebar.

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Reply #20 on: October 11, 2010, 10:38:14 PM
No, it just means no to the little smurfing commie smurfs
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Re: Censor
Reply #21 on: October 11, 2010, 11:00:37 PM
Smurf as a noun,verb, adjective, adverb,,,etc.  My english teacher is rolling over in her grave! :ahhh
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Re: Censor
Reply #22 on: October 11, 2010, 11:27:29 PM
What? No fans of Battlestar Galactica? Frak y'all then!

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Re: Censor
Reply #23 on: October 11, 2010, 11:32:04 PM
Whoey suggested that one.  My initial thought was to change smurf to flip, smurf to poo, smurfhole to doody-head and so on, but I thought smurf was a lot funnier.  Hard to swear when instead of punctuating something, you just come off as silly.



You smurf my wife?

See, not even De Niro can do it with a straight face...  :P

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Reply #24 on: October 12, 2010, 02:46:09 AM
So we get extra forum points if we find holes in the smurf list?

areslock
idiot
smurf aka puzzy
wenis - hate that one with a passion!
smurfhole
friggin
KMFA - umm
fuk it


Remember, only trying to help, not get kicked to the smurfin curb.


Test 2 LOL, that's kinda smurfing funny all this smurfin bullsmurf. I like this crap! :rofl: OOps, cowpatty.


Now if we could only immunize all the smurfing people in this smurfin world to say this smurf instead of the other bullsmurf then the planet would be pretty smurf'n funny! Now going to have to adopt that word: bullsmurf!
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Reply #25 on: October 12, 2010, 03:34:58 AM
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Reply #26 on: October 12, 2010, 03:38:29 AM
In case anyone wonders why I posted that, well they are local boys who are making it big. 



I felt like asking them top be honorary Multitool.org members, but I'm not sure if there are any bong repair tools out there....

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Reply #27 on: October 12, 2010, 07:27:51 AM
I'd really cut loose on the smurf I hear in online games, all that smurfing emo smurf gets old like goatsmurf in no smurfin time. Yet, if a frikken word gets through this absoltelysmurfingfunnysmurflicking censor I'd feel like dog smurf spread on smurfing nutella spread. Dare I use that master word, something about baitin smurfin hooks? Guess bassnuts is good!
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Reply #28 on: October 12, 2010, 09:40:00 AM
**** hat

Hmm so certain old english words are still permitted  ;)
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Re: Censor
Reply #29 on: October 12, 2010, 10:23:07 AM
Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on October 12, 2010, 03:34:58 AM
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