Useful furniture...

Whoey · **on:** April 23, 2009, 11:57:41 AM

Well, in case Zombies attack something like this might be useful:

Gareth · **Reply #1 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:00:50 PM

LOL, I've seen that before.

"Please Mister Burglar, can you stand still for a bit, while I unscrew my table? Why? No reason.... "

sardauker · **Reply #2 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:30:09 PM

Quote from: Gareth on April 23, 2009, 12:00:50 PM

LOL, I've seen that before.

"Please Mister Burglar, can you stand still for a bit, while I unscrew my table? Why? No reason.... "

I think they're not screws, just pins.
I _HOPE_ they are

Gareth · **Reply #3 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:47:57 PM

Quote from: sardauker on April 23, 2009, 12:30:09 PM

Quote from: Gareth on April 23, 2009, 12:00:50 PM
LOL, I've seen that before.

"Please Mister Burglar, can you stand still for a bit, while I unscrew my table? Why? No reason.... "

I think they're not screws, just pins.
I _HOPE_ they are

Probably you are right.

Whoey · **Reply #4 on:** April 23, 2009, 01:09:22 PM

Judging by length they are probably pins, screws would be unpractical.

BIG-TARGET · **Reply #5 on:** April 23, 2009, 01:13:13 PM

Get an IKEA diningroom table. They hold more than my weight and are great to have sex on

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #6 on:** April 23, 2009, 04:58:51 PM

I gave up sex when I got married, so I don't have to shop at Ikea!

I don't know why but the above set just screams Micky_D to me....

I wonder if they have a kukri version?

Def

Neil · **Reply #7 on:** April 23, 2009, 05:03:11 PM

Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on April 23, 2009, 04:58:51 PM

I gave up sex when I got married, so I don't have to shop at Ikea!

I don't know why but the above set just screams Micky_D to me.... I wonder if they have a kukri version?

Def

So let me get this straight, if you stop having sex you no longer have to go to ikea

That's almost worth it

Neil

cliosguy · **Reply #8 on:** April 23, 2009, 05:07:22 PM

that looks useful indeed

nuphoria · **Reply #9 on:** April 23, 2009, 05:09:08 PM

Quote from: BIG-TARGET on April 23, 2009, 01:13:13 PM

Get an IKEA diningroom table. They hold more than my weight and are great to have sex on

Erm, so you stop the burglar by having sex with him?!

Going to Ikea makes me feel like a sheep... several hours pass away while you are subtly herded in to spending money and then eating meatballs to feel better again. It's all very devious $:-\$

jock1 · **Reply #10 on:** April 23, 2009, 06:43:23 PM

Quote from: nuphoria on April 23, 2009, 05:09:08 PM

Quote from: BIG-TARGET on April 23, 2009, 01:13:13 PM
Get an IKEA diningroom table. They hold more than my weight and are great to have sex on

Erm, so you stop the burglar by having sex with him?!

Going to Ikea makes me feel like a sheep... several hours pass away while you are subtly herded in to spending money and then eating meatballs to feel better again. It's all very devious $:-\$

The darling wife and I have come to an arrangement she doesn't ask me to go to IKEA and I won't kill anybody while I'm there

Medic82 · **Reply #11 on:** April 23, 2009, 06:46:57 PM

Quote from: nuphoria on April 23, 2009, 05:09:08 PM

Quote from: BIG-TARGET on April 23, 2009, 01:13:13 PM
Get an IKEA diningroom table. They hold more than my weight and are great to have sex on

Erm, so you stop the burglar by having sex with him?!

Going to Ikea makes me feel like a sheep... several hours pass away while you are subtly herded in to spending money and then eating meatballs to feel better again. It's all very devious $:-\$

IKEA is hell on earth! I hate IKEA more than I hate the Suspension.

Whoey · **Reply #12 on:** April 23, 2009, 06:49:03 PM

I must be a loony then, cause I like Ikea... well, actually its the stuff they have... I hate spending hours in the store, but that goes for all kinds of shopping besides beer.

before IKEA:

After IKEA:

Medic82 · **Reply #13 on:** April 23, 2009, 07:01:15 PM

Quote from: Whoey on April 23, 2009, 06:49:03 PM

I must be a loony then, cause I like Ikea... well, actually its the stuff they have... I hate spending hours in the store, but that goes for all kinds of shopping besides beer.

before IKEA:
(Image removed from quote.)

After IKEA:
(Image removed from quote.)

Hey! The stuff they got is greate..........it's just Hell shopping the stuff

Benner · **Reply #14 on:** April 23, 2009, 07:14:11 PM

I don't mind Ikea either.

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #15 on:** April 23, 2009, 07:16:04 PM

Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on April 23, 2009, 04:58:51 PM

I gave up sex when I got married, so I don't have to shop at Ikea!

I don't know why but the above set just screams Micky_D to me.... I wonder if they have a kukri version?

Def

Yep that does appeal alright

Craig · **Reply #16 on:** April 23, 2009, 07:33:08 PM

Quote from: jock1 on April 23, 2009, 06:43:23 PM

Quote from: nuphoria on April 23, 2009, 05:09:08 PM
Quote from: BIG-TARGET on April 23, 2009, 01:13:13 PM
Get an IKEA diningroom table. They hold more than my weight and are great to have sex on

Erm, so you stop the burglar by having sex with him?!

Going to Ikea makes me feel like a sheep... several hours pass away while you are subtly herded in to spending money and then eating meatballs to feel better again. It's all very devious $:-\$

The darling wife and I have come to an arrangement she doesn't ask me to go to IKEA and I won't kill anybody while I'm there

Sounds like a very reasonable arrangement.

nuphoria · **Reply #17 on:** April 23, 2009, 08:43:49 PM

I think that's half the fun of being there, the killing I mean

Actually, a friend suggested a game to play there which involved lots of ninja pencil throwing and duck and rolling to cover... I don't think there were any real rules

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #18 on:** April 23, 2009, 09:29:37 PM

Quote from: nuphoria on April 23, 2009, 08:43:49 PM

I think that's half the fun of being there, the killing I mean

Actually, a friend suggested a game to play there which involved lots of ninja pencil throwing and duck and rolling to cover... I don't think there were any real rules

Well I'm up for it

nuphoria · **Reply #19 on:** April 23, 2009, 09:40:11 PM

Quote from: Micky d on April 23, 2009, 09:29:37 PM

Quote from: nuphoria on April 23, 2009, 08:43:49 PM
I think that's half the fun of being there, the killing I mean

Actually, a friend suggested a game to play there which involved lots of ninja pencil throwing and duck and rolling to cover... I don't think there were any real rules
Well I'm up for it

You have to do something to entertain yourself whilst there I reckon!

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #20 on:** April 23, 2009, 09:43:50 PM

Quote from: nuphoria on April 23, 2009, 09:40:11 PM

Quote from: Micky d on April 23, 2009, 09:29:37 PM
Quote from: nuphoria on April 23, 2009, 08:43:49 PM
I think that's half the fun of being there, the killing I mean

Actually, a friend suggested a game to play there which involved lots of ninja pencil throwing and duck and rolling to cover... I don't think there were any real rules
Well I'm up for it

You have to do something to entertain yourself whilst there I reckon!

Funnily enough, I do find my Zippo calling to me when I'm in there

nuphoria · **Reply #21 on:** April 23, 2009, 10:13:34 PM

Ooh yes, all that lovely dry 4th grade Scandinavian pine..... that would make a lovely glow

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #22 on:** April 23, 2009, 10:16:08 PM

Quote from: nuphoria on April 23, 2009, 10:13:34 PM

Ooh yes, all that lovely dry 4th grade Scandinavian pine..... that would make a lovely glow

It's like you read my mind

nuphoria · **Reply #23 on:** April 23, 2009, 11:03:59 PM

Hey, I guess pyros think alike (that's why we MUST have saws on our SAKs - to cut up the firewood!)

Neil · **Reply #24 on:** April 24, 2009, 04:09:53 AM

Quote from: nuphoria on April 23, 2009, 09:40:11 PM

Quote from: Micky d on April 23, 2009, 09:29:37 PM
Quote from: nuphoria on April 23, 2009, 08:43:49 PM
I think that's half the fun of being there, the killing I mean

Actually, a friend suggested a game to play there which involved lots of ninja pencil throwing and duck and rolling to cover... I don't think there were any real rules
Well I'm up for it

You have to do something to entertain yourself whilst there I reckon!

Such violence

Can't you just play stuff the cuddly rats in inappropriate places like everyone else

Neil

nuphoria · **Reply #25 on:** April 24, 2009, 11:39:27 PM

Quote from: NKB on April 24, 2009, 04:09:53 AM

Quote from: nuphoria on April 23, 2009, 09:40:11 PM
Quote from: Micky d on April 23, 2009, 09:29:37 PM
Quote from: nuphoria on April 23, 2009, 08:43:49 PM
I think that's half the fun of being there, the killing I mean

Actually, a friend suggested a game to play there which involved lots of ninja pencil throwing and duck and rolling to cover... I don't think there were any real rules
Well I'm up for it

You have to do something to entertain yourself whilst there I reckon!

Such violence Can't you just play stuff the cuddly rats in inappropriate places like everyone else

Neil

If I've taken my meds next time I go, I promise to do that instead

Mike 56 · **Reply #26 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:30:33 AM

I like IKEA also i like looking at all their stuff eating meatballs and hot dogs and takeing a hand full of pencils and paper tape measures on the way out. I like to carry a IKEA tape measure in my wallet comes in handy.
Mike

sardauker · **Reply #27 on:** April 27, 2009, 09:26:18 AM

cover it with some transparent adhesive tape. It will last longer, and you can still take notes on the back

duckman1975 · **Reply #28 on:** April 28, 2009, 03:28:49 AM

Quote from: Whoey on April 23, 2009, 06:49:03 PM

I must be a loony then, cause I like Ikea... well, actually its the stuff they have... I hate spending hours in the store, but that goes for all kinds of shopping besides beer.

before IKEA:
(Image removed from quote.)

After IKEA:
(Image removed from quote.)

Call me crazy but I really like the Before better, seriously no kidding.

Whoey · **Reply #29 on:** April 28, 2009, 09:13:13 AM

I like wood finishes too, but the 70s cherry finish furniture was eating what little light we had in the room. and it looked cluttered... so it is a vast improvement. Some of the cabinets have made their way down to our storage room, and are still useful. A lot went to charity.

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