What is the funniest thing you've heard all day???

Gadget Guy · **on:** June 04, 2009, 02:19:47 AM

The funniest thing I've heard today is that another forum has actually banned the word "Zombie".

I used to belong to that forum but they gave me the boot. Who do you think is nuts?

What is the funniest thing you've heard today?

american lockpicker · **Reply #1 on:** June 04, 2009, 02:23:14 AM

Why would a forum ban you?

cliosguy · **Reply #2 on:** June 04, 2009, 02:24:36 AM

maybe cuz he keep saying the z-word

Gadget Guy · **Reply #3 on:** June 04, 2009, 02:29:17 AM

Quote from: american lockpicker on June 04, 2009, 02:23:14 AM

Why would a forum ban you?

I want to be nice here, but the owner is a total idiot! Notice I didn't say who it was...

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #4 on:** June 04, 2009, 07:12:42 AM

How can you ban zombie

It was the perfect way of alluding to killing real people

Nikos · **Reply #5 on:** June 04, 2009, 11:37:17 AM

Quote from: Gadget Guy on June 04, 2009, 02:29:17 AM

Quote from: american lockpicker on June 04, 2009, 02:23:14 AM
Why would a forum ban you?
I want to be nice here, but the owner is a total idiot! Notice I didn't say who it was...

Woz · **Reply #6 on:** June 04, 2009, 11:48:02 AM

The Cranberries: ****** (1994)

chorus

In your head, in your head,
******, ******, ******
Hey, hey, hey. What's in your head,
In your head,
******, ******, ******?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, oh, dou, dou, dou, dou, dou...

Nikos · **Reply #7 on:** June 04, 2009, 12:25:27 PM

Now imagine that sung by the Swedish Chef himself...

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #8 on:** June 04, 2009, 01:17:06 PM

I didn't hear this, I did it, so I hope it still counts....

I bought a new paintball mask yesterday, and put it on when I walked into the house. When I heard my puppy (and I use the term "puppy" loosely as she's just turned one year old and she's 120 pounds!) come down the stairs to greet me, I stuck just my head around the corner. Instantly she stopped, the hair on her shoulders went up, and with a confused look on her face she kind of half barked at me!

Maybe you had to be there to see it in person, but trust me, it was funny as heck!

Def

Flash · **Reply #9 on:** June 04, 2009, 03:03:53 PM

Quote from: Gadget Guy on June 04, 2009, 02:29:17 AM

Quote from: american lockpicker on June 04, 2009, 02:23:14 AM
Why would a forum ban you?
I want to be nice here, but the owner is a total idiot! Notice I didn't say who it was...

and you have to carry that knowledge around with you everyday....

one might almost say its your everyday carry

At least you didn't ban yourself like I did a while back

nuphoria · **Reply #10 on:** June 04, 2009, 03:24:40 PM

Isn't banning yourself in public illegal?

http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/ might put a few smiles on your little faces

Skip the intro and get to the choose setting bit

Benner · **Reply #11 on:** June 04, 2009, 06:03:34 PM

Why on earth would you ban zombie?

Woz · **Reply #12 on:** June 04, 2009, 07:01:26 PM

To make sure there are no zombie users?

Benner · **Reply #13 on:** June 04, 2009, 07:11:15 PM

Quote from: Woz on June 04, 2009, 07:01:26 PM

To make sure there are no zombie users?

Ah, hadn't thought of that.

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #14 on:** June 04, 2009, 07:12:35 PM

Quote from: Benner on June 04, 2009, 06:03:34 PM

Why on earth would you ban zombie?

I think it's racist

jock1 · **Reply #15 on:** June 04, 2009, 07:39:19 PM

Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on June 04, 2009, 07:12:35 PM

Quote from: Benner on June 04, 2009, 06:03:34 PM
Why on earth would you ban zombie?
I think it's racist

Your quite right I think we should start a protest group in support of the undead.Support and Tolerance for Undead People In Daily life lets see how many folk sign up for S.T.U.P.I.D

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #16 on:** June 04, 2009, 07:39:50 PM

Flash · **Reply #17 on:** June 04, 2009, 07:58:47 PM

I vote for

Committee for
Liberation and
Integration of
Terrifying
Organisms and their
Rehabilitation
Into
Society

(Stolen from Red Dwarf

)

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #18 on:** June 04, 2009, 07:59:16 PM

And still bloody funny

rp252 · **Reply #19 on:** June 04, 2009, 09:45:01 PM

Quote from: Flash (but will answer to Nick) on June 04, 2009, 07:58:47 PM

I vote for

Committee for
Liberation and
Integration of
Terrifying
Organisms and their
Rehabilitation
Into
Society

(Stolen from Red Dwarf )

Swiss Man · **Reply #20 on:** June 04, 2009, 11:42:14 PM

Quote from: nuphoria on June 04, 2009, 03:24:40 PM

Isn't banning yourself in public illegal?

http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/ might put a few smiles on your little faces
Skip the intro and get to the choose setting bit

Thanks Nuphoria now I have another reason to be looking at the net.

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #21 on:** June 05, 2009, 09:27:46 AM

Quote from: Swiss Man on June 04, 2009, 11:42:14 PM

Quote from: nuphoria on June 04, 2009, 03:24:40 PM
Isn't banning yourself in public illegal?

http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/ might put a few smiles on your little faces
Skip the intro and get to the choose setting bit

Thanks Nuphoria now I have another reason to be looking at the net.

That's excellent, had a lot of fun on that site

heavy handed · **Reply #22 on:** June 19, 2009, 10:49:00 AM

i dont no whether this is funny or not but it puzzled me!

"what would you rather do be totaly naked in the artic or wear all of you clothes (you cant take them off) in the desert?
im still undecided!

heavy handed

Gareth · **Reply #23 on:** June 19, 2009, 01:11:49 PM

The Cranberries: ****** (1994)

chorus

In your head, in your head,
******, ******, ******
Hey, hey, hey. What's in your head,
In your head,
******, ******, ******?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, oh, dou, dou, dou, dou, dou...

Quote from: noth on June 04, 2009, 12:25:27 PM