My boss visited my new house today

[Grant Lamontagne]

And this is the result:



I was actually posing... had he still been shooting at me, I'd have returned fire.  I think my neighbor called the police though.  Painball is fun! 

Def

[Anthony]

haha I hope that paint came off easily

I like that new grill to!

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

That's my kind of house warming

[Chako]

I have the same garden doors lol.

[Gareth]

I have the same garden doors lol.

Does your boss shoot them with orange paint as well? 

[Grant Lamontagne]

Actually it was funny- I added my boss as a friend on Facebook and he made a comment about coming to my house and shooting it up with paintballs.  My response was to double dog dare him to do it, so I really wasn't all that surprised when he called me up and asked if I was sure I wanted to do that?  Sure enough he's outside in his truck with his gun handy and opens fire on my house!  My "puppy" (and I use that term loosely as she's probably closing in on 130 pounds by now) was asleep just inside the door and the bangs as the painballs hit the door and the glass scared the living crap out of her!

The paint is water soluble so not a big deal- it was already cleaned up before I even posted this.

Of course I know where he lives, and he's a loose enough cannon with his gun that I am certain his neighbors would be only too happy to see his place get painted in the middle of the night- such as when I get off work at the bar! 

Def

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Go for it

[ducktapehero]

You need some sun. Your legs are pasty white. 

[prime77]

Looks like you have a really fun boss Def.

[Grant Lamontagne]

How many other bosses inform you that it's a condition of continued employment that you get outfitted with paintball gear? 

He also got me last week- Paul McCartney was in town last weekend for a show, and my boss wrote "McCartney Sucks" on the spare tire of my Jeep! 

Def

[MultiMat]

Def he sounds like my kinda boss
Tell him his aim sucks though , I would of hopped he got a groin shot & a butt shot to connect .

He was right about McCartney too   

[Chako]

Yeah, we have a few practical jokers at work. The building maintenance crew is the worst.

They are notorious for hanging women’s under things off bumpers, passenger mirrors, etc. One staff member got it good when a trick backfired on him. His wife wasn't all that happy to find a bra in his glove compartment box. They also are bad for buying those magnetic strips and making embarrassing and hilarious bumper stickers. Another co-worker got it good when they stuck a temporary sign on his vehicle that stated "If you think I am an idiot, honk". For about a week, he kept mentioning about all these weirdoes that kept honking their horn at him. He was ready to take revenge when he found the sign. All I am going to say was the revenge involved around 10 rolls of toilet paper and a few helping hands to cover a car.

It has gotten so bad, that I do a quick walk around  my van just to be sure I am safe.

[Grant Lamontagne]

I get him back pretty good.  We use chalk to mark cars at one of the places we work.  He drives a 2008 Lincoln Mark LT, which looks like this:



It's a BIG flashy shiny truck, so I wrote "Yes I have a small smurf" on the front passenger side wheel before he went to pick up his kid from the private school the kid is in.  I can only imagine the laughter at the school when he pulled up!

As soon as I find the pic of it I'll post it....

Def

[duckman1975]

And this is the result:

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I was actually posing... had he still been shooting at me, I'd have returned fire.  I think my neighbor called the police though.  Painball is fun! 

Def

He should have let your paint ball your whole house orange

[Gareth]

Yeah, we have a few practical jokers at work. The building maintenance crew is the worst.
They are notorious for hanging women’s under things off bumpers, passenger mirrors, etc. One staff member got it good when a trick backfired on him. His wife wasn't all that happy to find a bra in his glove compartment box. They also are bad for buying those magnetic strips and making embarrassing and hilarious bumper stickers. Another co-worker got it good when they stuck a temporary sign on his vehicle that stated "If you think I am an idiot, honk". For about a week, he kept mentioning about all these weirdoes that kept honking their horn at him. He was ready to take revenge when he found the sign. All I am going to say was the revenge involved around 10 rolls of toilet paper and a few helping hands to cover a car.

It has gotten so bad, that I do a quick walk around  my van just to be sure I am safe.

Maintenance guys practical jokers?  Surely not...

It's good to know things are the same the world over.