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Which Blade Should I Use to Perform Harakiri ?

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Which Blade Should I Use to Perform Harakiri ?
on: August 23, 2009, 04:42:14 PM
Things have gotten most serious ; Australian looks to be on the brink of loosing 'The Ashes' :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: >:( :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :ahhh >:( :o :o :o
'The Ashes' is the cricketing battle that occurs between England & Australia roughly every 2 years , it's origins, being after Australia beat England for the first time in 1882. Most everyone thought the Aussies had this series in the bag, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Without divine intervention with prejudice the series appears lost  :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: >:( :o :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: >:( :o :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: >:( :o

So what remains is what blade should I use to perform Harakiri  :think: :think:
I am leaning towards my Al Mar 4X4 , such a beautiful blade & it does come from the land of the rising sun  :-\
Then there is my newly acquired Wenger SwissGrip whose blade dimensions closely match those of a samurai sword  :-\
Finally there is my Stanley SL 40  easily the bluntest tiny little knife I have ever owned(& its new ::) :D) , with it I could draw out the ritual to the length of a cricket test match FIVE DAYS :D :D

Any suggestions for an appropriate blade for the task at hand  :P :D :D :D

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Re: Which Blade Should I Use to Perform Harakiri ?
Reply #1 on: August 23, 2009, 05:08:11 PM
Any suggestions for an appropriate blade for the task at hand  :P :D :D :D
I Know it's not exotic at all, but a simple Stanley blade will surely help you "to a higher level".. ;)  :D


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Re: Which Blade Should I Use to Perform Harakiri ?
Reply #2 on: August 23, 2009, 05:10:20 PM
Things have gotten most serious ; Australian looks to be on the brink of loosing 'The Ashes' :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: >:( :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :ahhh >:( :o :o :o
'The Ashes' is the cricketing battle that occurs between England & Australia roughly every 2 years , it's origins, being after Australia beat England for the first time in 1882. Most everyone thought the Aussies had this series in the bag, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Without divine intervention with prejudice the series appears lost  :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: >:( :o :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: >:( :o :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: >:( :o

So what remains is what blade should I use to perform Harakiri  :think: :think:
I am leaning towards my Al Mar 4X4 , such a beautiful blade & it does come from the land of the rising sun  :-\
Then there is my newly acquired Wenger SwissGrip whose blade dimensions closely match those of a samurai sword  :-\
Finally there is my Stanley SL 40  easily the bluntest tiny little knife I have ever owned(& its new ::) :D) , with it I could draw out the ritual to the length of a cricket test match FIVE DAYS :D :D

Any suggestions for an appropriate blade for the task at hand  :P :D :D :D


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Re: Which Blade Should I Use to Perform Harakiri ?
Reply #3 on: August 23, 2009, 05:55:50 PM
"Every tool was designed with a purpose...."

Clearly you need to use the gut hook blade on your Charge Mat. :D

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Re: Which Blade Should I Use to Perform Harakiri ?
Reply #4 on: August 23, 2009, 06:13:49 PM
Don't do it yet mate....


No, wait, as I'm typing England take another wicket (Hadden) to put the score at 327 for 6.  You might need that gut hook after-all.
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Re: Which Blade Should I Use to Perform Harakiri ?
Reply #5 on: August 23, 2009, 06:16:53 PM
You might need that gut hook after-all.
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Re: Which Blade Should I Use to Perform Harakiri ?
Reply #6 on: August 23, 2009, 06:19:19 PM
"Every tool was designed with a purpose...."

Clearly you need to use the gut hook blade on your Charge Mat. :D



Bob I now only own 2 Charges a NIB Ti & a NIB XTi , the Ti does not have a gutting hook so that just leaves the XTi  :think: :think:
I do not think it is appropriate to use a new retired Charge to self gut. Shall we ask Ben for his opinion  :P :P :D :D

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Re: Which Blade Should I Use to Perform Harakiri ?
Reply #7 on: August 23, 2009, 06:20:38 PM
And another one! Johnson out for a Duck. :D


Errr...I mean....oh dear, how sad. :cry:
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Re: Which Blade Should I Use to Perform Harakiri ?
Reply #8 on: August 23, 2009, 06:25:12 PM
Don't do it yet mate....


No, wait, as I'm typing England take another wicket (Hadden) to put the score at 327 for 6.  You might need that gut hook after-all.

 :cry: :cry: :cry:
I thought if I turned off the TV & went to bed I might wake & it was all just a horrible horrible nightmare .
I am going to bed & sleep on which blade to use tomorrow  :cry: :cry: :P :D :D

I still can not believe we are going too loose the ashes  :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh




Nope still not believing  :ahhh :ahhh






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Re: Which Blade Should I Use to Perform Harakiri ?
Reply #9 on: August 23, 2009, 06:36:28 PM
Siddle's out for ten.  343 for 8. 
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Re: Which Blade Should I Use to Perform Harakiri ?
Reply #10 on: August 23, 2009, 06:46:04 PM
I know Mat's gone to bed, but he's going to wake up to a disappointment in the morning.  Clark is now out for a Duck (no score).  England need to take one more wicket to win.
« Last Edit: August 23, 2009, 06:48:16 PM by Gareth »
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Re: Which Blade Should I Use to Perform Harakiri ?
Reply #11 on: August 23, 2009, 06:51:42 PM
And it's all over, England win and take back the Ashes. :salute:

Australia put in a very good 2nd innings though.  :tu:  Well played chaps.
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Re: Which Blade Should I Use to Perform Harakiri ?
Reply #12 on: August 23, 2009, 07:53:07 PM
I say use a BAK, as it'll remind you of being defeated by us Brits :D
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Re: Which Blade Should I Use to Perform Harakiri ?
Reply #13 on: August 23, 2009, 08:07:11 PM
May I suggest the



or the



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Re: Which Blade Should I Use to Perform Harakiri ?
Reply #14 on: August 24, 2009, 02:28:33 AM
i would suggest a dirty finger nail file if possible... preferably a british one.  :D
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Re: Which Blade Should I Use to Perform Harakiri ?
Reply #15 on: August 24, 2009, 11:51:30 PM
Wish a could follow cricket  ???
But a blunt spoon would do  :D
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Re: Which Blade Should I Use to Perform Harakiri ?
Reply #16 on: August 25, 2009, 01:15:30 AM
Such a shame Mat.  By the way, how did you do in the Rugby  >:D
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Re: Which Blade Should I Use to Perform Harakiri ?
Reply #17 on: August 25, 2009, 01:30:02 AM
Mat? ??? Hello...?


Egad, perhaps he's already done it! :o




Hmmm, wonder if its too soon yet to be putting the moves on Mrs Mat for all his stuff? :think: :D
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Re: Which Blade Should I Use to Perform Harakiri ?
Reply #18 on: August 25, 2009, 01:37:13 AM
Just doing my pre Harakiri warm ups  :P :P

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Re: Which Blade Should I Use to Perform Harakiri ?
Reply #19 on: August 25, 2009, 09:05:08 AM
Ummm... I could send you some pine ashes if that's all that important to you... ::) :P


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Re: Which Blade Should I Use to Perform Harakiri ?
Reply #20 on: August 25, 2009, 09:12:43 AM
Just doing my pre Harakiri warm ups  :P :P

Neil  :twak: :twak: :twak: :twak: (I played Rugger at school, it gave me my elongated nose  :D)

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I still can not believe we lost the Ashes  :cry: :cry: :cry:

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Re: Which Blade Should I Use to Perform Harakiri ?
Reply #21 on: August 25, 2009, 04:52:36 PM
Not to worry, you did well in the World Athletics Championships.

Not as well as the British team, though  >:D ;)

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Re: Which Blade Should I Use to Perform Harakiri ?
Reply #22 on: August 25, 2009, 04:56:52 PM
Cricket AND rubgy?! Oh deary me.... Probably time to crack out a nice big shiny Samurai sword :D
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Re: Which Blade Should I Use to Perform Harakiri ?
Reply #23 on: August 25, 2009, 04:57:46 PM
I still can not believe we lost the Ashes  :( :o :o :o ::)

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Re: Which Blade Should I Use to Perform Harakiri ?
Reply #24 on: August 25, 2009, 08:31:13 PM
I still can not believe we lost the Ashes  :( :o :o :o ::)

Give it time, it'll sink in eventually. :D
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Re: Which Blade Should I Use to Perform Harakiri ?
Reply #25 on: August 27, 2009, 10:43:22 PM
I wish they'd show cricket on TV in the States...
Forgive me if this is a dumb question but isn't cricket similar to baseball?
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Re: Which Blade Should I Use to Perform Harakiri ?
Reply #26 on: August 27, 2009, 10:50:37 PM
I wish they'd show cricket on TV in the States...
Forgive me if this is a dumb question but isn't cricket similar to baseball?

Not really no.  Many differences that someone else will be far better to explain than I.
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Re: Which Blade Should I Use to Perform Harakiri ?
Reply #27 on: August 27, 2009, 10:58:46 PM
Oh ok, so basically the only similarity is they both have a ball and bat.
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Re: Which Blade Should I Use to Perform Harakiri ?
Reply #28 on: August 27, 2009, 11:02:27 PM
Oh ok, so basically the only similarity is they both have a ball and bat.

And I suppose you do have the equivalent of bases as well (but only 2) and a few other similarities, but I am no expert.

Put it this way, from a non sportsman kind of view they will look similar, but I guess if you know what you are on about (I am not one of those people) they are very different.
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Re: Which Blade Should I Use to Perform Harakiri ?
Reply #29 on: September 03, 2009, 04:35:11 AM
It's good to know that strange questions are ok here...
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