LET'S BLAME DEF / GRANT

nuphoria · **Reply #30 on:** October 17, 2009, 02:33:52 AM

Quote from: rp252 on October 17, 2009, 01:48:37 AM

Quote from: nuphoria on October 16, 2009, 04:43:33 PM
Today I would like to blame the boss for my PMT.

I'll figure out a reason why later

There's woman logic for you! I love it

Honestly Rich, there's little logic going on in my head at this time of the month that I shouldn't be allowed to drive

rp252 · **Reply #31 on:** October 17, 2009, 03:06:35 AM

Quote from: nuphoria on October 17, 2009, 02:33:52 AM

Quote from: rp252 on October 17, 2009, 01:48:37 AM
Quote from: nuphoria on October 16, 2009, 04:43:33 PM
Today I would like to blame the boss for my PMT.

I'll figure out a reason why later

There's woman logic for you! I love it

Honestly Rich, there's little logic going on in my head at this time of the month that I shouldn't be allowed to drive

Is that specifically yourself or women in general

nuphoria · **Reply #32 on:** October 17, 2009, 03:48:50 AM

You want a lift?

GraysonK · **Reply #33 on:** October 17, 2009, 03:52:10 AM

Quote from: nuphoria on October 17, 2009, 03:48:50 AM

You want a lift?

+1

rp252 · **Reply #34 on:** October 17, 2009, 05:26:25 AM

Quote from: nuphoria on October 17, 2009, 03:48:50 AM

You want a lift?

Actually, my new car (well is 1990, but its new to me) is off the road cus the rocker covers and rear wheel cylinders have broken. So... Yes please. I'll just get a helmet...

nuphoria · **Reply #35 on:** October 17, 2009, 09:41:32 PM

You better wear a cup too

J-sews · **Reply #36 on:** October 17, 2009, 09:42:05 PM

Quote from: nuphoria on October 17, 2009, 09:41:32 PM

You better wear a cup too

rp252 · **Reply #37 on:** October 18, 2009, 09:25:08 AM

Quote from: nuphoria on October 17, 2009, 09:41:32 PM

You better wear a cup too

I wasn't intending to wear the helmet on my head...

In all fairness, the worst car journey of my life was with a woman behind the wheel. We spend nearly 30 seconds on the wrong side of the road cus she took a junction wrongly and went into a lane of oncoming traffic. It was then my fault, because I warned her, which had confused her and made her take the wrong lane.

AND, she wasn't even my girlfriend. Strange girl that one.

I've seen plenty of good women drivers though, and plenty of bad male drivers.

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #38 on:** October 18, 2009, 10:15:30 AM

Quote from: rp252 on October 18, 2009, 09:25:08 AM

Quote from: nuphoria on October 17, 2009, 09:41:32 PM
You better wear a cup too

I wasn't intending to wear the helmet on my head...

In all fairness, the worst car journey of my life was with a woman behind the wheel. We spend nearly 30 seconds on the wrong side of the road cus she took a junction wrongly and went into a lane of oncoming traffic. It was then my fault, because I warned her, which had confused her and made her take the wrong lane. AND, she wasn't even my girlfriend. Strange girl that one.

I've seen plenty of good women drivers though, and plenty of bad male drivers.

Was her name Nikki by any chance

rp252 · **Reply #39 on:** October 18, 2009, 12:13:03 PM

Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on October 18, 2009, 10:15:30 AM

Quote from: rp252 on October 18, 2009, 09:25:08 AM
Quote from: nuphoria on October 17, 2009, 09:41:32 PM
You better wear a cup too

I wasn't intending to wear the helmet on my head...

In all fairness, the worst car journey of my life was with a woman behind the wheel. We spend nearly 30 seconds on the wrong side of the road cus she took a junction wrongly and went into a lane of oncoming traffic. It was then my fault, because I warned her, which had confused her and made her take the wrong lane. AND, she wasn't even my girlfriend. Strange girl that one.

I've seen plenty of good women drivers though, and plenty of bad male drivers.
Was her name Nikki by any chance

Nope, sounds like you have your own horror story there though mate?

nuphoria · **Reply #40 on:** October 18, 2009, 02:58:23 PM

I live in an area full of truly abysmal driving and probably half of them without a licence or insurance

One day I shall flip my lid about it and go and buy a crappy old banger. I shall then cruise around driving in to all those a-holes on purpose and have a thoroughly nice time

J-sews · **Reply #41 on:** October 18, 2009, 03:09:34 PM

Quote from: nuphoria on October 18, 2009, 02:58:23 PM

I live in an area full of truly abysmal driving and probably half of them without a licence or insurance

One day I shall flip my lid about it and go and buy a crappy old banger. I shall then cruise around driving in to all those a-holes on purpose and have a thoroughly nice time

Nuphoria's PMT-mobile:

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #42 on:** October 18, 2009, 04:18:28 PM

Quote from: rp252 on October 18, 2009, 12:13:03 PM

Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on October 18, 2009, 10:15:30 AM
Quote from: rp252 on October 18, 2009, 09:25:08 AM
Quote from: nuphoria on October 17, 2009, 09:41:32 PM
You better wear a cup too

I wasn't intending to wear the helmet on my head...

In all fairness, the worst car journey of my life was with a woman behind the wheel. We spend nearly 30 seconds on the wrong side of the road cus she took a junction wrongly and went into a lane of oncoming traffic. It was then my fault, because I warned her, which had confused her and made her take the wrong lane. AND, she wasn't even my girlfriend. Strange girl that one.

I've seen plenty of good women drivers though, and plenty of bad male drivers.
Was her name Nikki by any chance

Nope, sounds like you have your own horror story there though mate?

Well I dated this lass Nikki (all 5' 1'' of her

) for a while, and it was always terrifying to drive anywhere with her (she point blank refused to get on my 'Blade

)

One time while driving through Dover, she dropped the lippy she'd been putting on (yes i know

) and it rolled into the rear passenger foot well. So natural she pulled over in a safe place. Did she bollox

No Nikki does an emergency stop there and then in reasonable flowing traffic from about 30mph till the lippy rolls between her feet, all the while not looking at the road in front, coz she was waiting for the lipstick to appear

If she didn't have certain skill's I'd off dumped her there and then and walked home

Swiss Man · **Reply #43 on:** October 19, 2009, 12:50:40 AM

HEY THIS IS THE LETS BLAME DEF THREAD LETS GET BACK ON TOPIC

Sorry I yelled

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #44 on:** October 19, 2009, 07:03:40 AM

I'm happy to say that Grant introduced me to Nikki if that helps

Gareth · **Reply #45 on:** October 19, 2009, 12:44:17 PM

Can we blame Def for global warming and the rise of the Apes?

You Maniac! You blew it up!

rp252 · **Reply #46 on:** October 19, 2009, 02:13:50 PM

Quote from: Gareth on October 19, 2009, 12:44:17 PM

Can we blame Def for global warming and the rise of the Apes?

Yes

Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on October 19, 2009, 07:03:40 AM

I'm happy to say that Grant introduced me to Nikki if that helps

Yes

Grant, how do you live with yourself?

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #47 on:** October 19, 2009, 03:31:51 PM

Quote from: rp252 on October 19, 2009, 02:13:50 PM

Quote from: Gareth on October 19, 2009, 12:44:17 PM
Can we blame Def for global warming and the rise of the Apes?

Yes

Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on October 19, 2009, 07:03:40 AM
I'm happy to say that Grant introduced me to Nikki if that helps

Yes

Grant, how do you live with yourself?

All too easily I fear

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #48 on:** October 19, 2009, 04:15:26 PM

Whenever I start to feel a little down, I just roll around naked in the pile of money I've made off all of you.... oh wait, I forgot to make money again this year! Dagnabbit!

Def