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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #30 on: October 29, 2009, 03:39:59 AM
Quote from: Greatest Moderator Ever! on October 29, 2009, 02:55:56 AM
I guess I'm just a pig.

I like boobs... big boobs.  If I don't have to use both hands, then they ain't worth my time.  >:D
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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #31 on: October 29, 2009, 04:47:18 AM
Quote from: Greatest Moderator Ever! on October 29, 2009, 02:55:56 AM
I guess I'm just a pig.

I like boobs... big boobs.  If I don't have to use both hands, then they ain't worth my time.  >:D
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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #32 on: October 29, 2009, 03:07:08 PM
Yes, boobs good but as I have plenty of my own I'm willing to settle for less  ;)

Arse is a good asset too IMO  :D
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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #33 on: October 29, 2009, 03:59:50 PM
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Arse is a good asset too IMO  :D
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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #34 on: October 29, 2009, 04:04:50 PM
It must if she's still around!

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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #35 on: October 30, 2009, 12:14:41 AM
"Re: what do you look for in a mate?"

Oh, dunno... Lesse.... Ideally speaking? THIS... or THIS



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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #36 on: October 30, 2009, 12:24:56 AM
I dunno- that second one doesn't look like she's fare too well in a Canadian winter.  Better off to get one of these:



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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #37 on: October 30, 2009, 12:55:30 AM
Quote from: Greatest Moderator Ever! on October 29, 2009, 02:55:56 AM
I guess I'm just a pig.

I like boobs... big boobs.  If I don't have to use both hands, then they ain't worth my time.  >:D

You're not necessarily porcine, but you do suffer from an infantile preoccupation.  ;>

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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #38 on: October 30, 2009, 02:59:00 AM
Quote from: nuphoria on October 29, 2009, 03:07:08 PM
Yes, boobs good but as I have plenty of my own I'm willing to settle for less  ;)

Arse is a good asset too IMO  :D


Now see that is where you and I differ Nuph - no matter how big my boobs get, I still want my mate to have a nice rack :D
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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #39 on: October 30, 2009, 05:32:16 AM
Quote from: ringzero on October 30, 2009, 12:55:30 AM
Quote from: Greatest Moderator Ever! on October 29, 2009, 02:55:56 AM
I guess I'm just a pig.

I like boobs... big boobs.  If I don't have to use both hands, then they ain't worth my time.  >:D

You're not necessarily porcine, but you do suffer from an infantile preoccupation.  ;>

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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #40 on: October 30, 2009, 02:13:58 PM
Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on October 30, 2009, 12:24:56 AM
I dunno- that second one doesn't look like she's fare too well in a Canadian winter.

She's an Ottawa native. Lives in Mtl.  :pok:  ;)

Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on October 30, 2009, 12:24:56 AM
Better off to get one of these:

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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #41 on: October 30, 2009, 02:22:56 PM
What do I look for in a mate?

A thick woolly coat, four strong legs and a herd of friends to keep me busy whilst she's getting her wool sheared.

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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #42 on: October 30, 2009, 02:52:51 PM
Quote from: J-sews on October 30, 2009, 02:59:00 AM
Quote from: nuphoria on October 29, 2009, 03:07:08 PM
Yes, boobs good but as I have plenty of my own I'm willing to settle for less  ;)

Arse is a good asset too IMO  :D


Now see that is where you and I differ Nuph - no matter how big my boobs get, I still want my mate to have a nice rack :D

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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #43 on: October 30, 2009, 04:53:35 PM
Quote from: rp252 on October 30, 2009, 02:22:56 PM
What do I look for in a mate?

A thick woolly coat, four strong legs and a herd of friends to keep me busy whilst she's getting her wool sheared.
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