Neil; what a guy!

[cerbera147]

Just received my first Victorinox Swiss Army Knife from Neil today. Ordered it yesterday 

In fact I received two 

I am now the proud owner of a Vic Compact and a Vic Signature that Neil threw in for free 

I am really loving these two SAK's; the smaller Signature is on my keys now and the Compact will probably be living in my laptop bag

Thanks Neil, I'll be SAK, err I mean back 

 

[Benner]

Don't fool for it mate.  The guy is like a dealer, he gives you a freebie so you get hooked and come back for more! 

[Freudian Frog]

You better beelieve it!

[cerbera147]

Don't fool for it mate.  The guy is like a dealer, he gives you a freebie so you get hooked and come back for more! 

I should have followed Zammo's advice then 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Don't fool for it mate.  The guy is like a dealer, he gives you a freebie so you get hooked and come back for more! 

I should have followed Zammo's advice then 

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Blast for the past

[cerbera147]

Wonder how many non UK members will get it 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Wonder how many non UK members will get it 

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Not many

I used to love that show back in the day

[Neil]

Makes me want to build a SAK into a calculator! 

OK, that was evil wasn't it 

 

[cerbera147]

Wonder how many non UK members will get it 

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Not many

I used to love that show back in the day

Totally prepared me for 'big school' 

I expected heads flushed down toilets and bullies around every corner  When it wasn't it was huge relief

Makes me want to build a SAK into a calculator! 

OK, that was evil wasn't it 

 

That kind of evil I can live with 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

It happened at my school

[nuphoria]

Oh lord.... that one brings back a memory and a half!

I grew up in London and didn't exactly live a sheltered life. When the cinemas went non-smoking in the 80's, my friends and I were a bit miffed to find we could no longer get stoned as coots during a nice movie 

Whilst going to see Short Circuit we decided to swallow the "entertainment" for the evening instead, which if you have ever done this, you will know can creep up on you and smack you in the head like a big silk wrapped brick! That is precisely what happened. It turned out that the actor who played Zammo (now she's getting to the point eh?) was sitting directly in front of us and has to put up with us giggling and singing "Just say no" a lot. Non funny or clever, I know.... and what's more, I was so wrecked I am had to be carried out of there and later watch the movie again to find out what happened

I am of course a reformed character these days 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

That's still a pretty funny story though

[Neil]

  OK, not big , not clever but a quarter of a century later bloody funny 

[cerbera147]

Neil is still a great guy 

Just completed a middleman type trade thing with him. 

He knows how to look after his junkies 

[Gareth]

Oh lord.... that one brings back a memory and a half!

I grew up in London and didn't exactly live a sheltered life. When the cinemas went non-smoking in the 80's, my friends and I were a bit miffed to find we could no longer get stoned as coots during a nice movie 

Whilst going to see Short Circuit we decided to swallow the "entertainment" for the evening instead, which if you have ever done this, you will know can creep up on you and smack you in the head like a big silk wrapped brick! That is precisely what happened. It turned out that the actor who played Zammo (now she's getting to the point eh?) was sitting directly in front of us and has to put up with us giggling and singing "Just say no" a lot. Non funny or clever, I know.... and what's more, I was so wrecked I am had to be carried out of there and later watch the movie again to find out what happened

I am of course a reformed character these days 

 

LOL, I just read this.  

The unfortunate thing is that the poor guy probably still hears it every single day of his life.