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The Manly way to cook bacon.

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fr Offline Whoey

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The Manly way to cook bacon.
on: March 31, 2010, 12:41:52 PM
Taken from: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bacon/comments/an596/exciting_new_way_of_cooking_bacon_with_pictures/
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I've discovered a new way of cooking bacon. All you need is: bacon, tin foil, some string, and.. oh whats it called?... oh yeah, an old worn out 7.62mm machinegun that is about to be discarded, and about 200 rounds of ammunition. You start by wrapping the barrel in tin foil. Then you wrap bacon around it, and tie it down with some string.

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you then wrap some more tin foil around it, and once again tie it down with string.

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It is now ready to be inserted into the cooking device. I ripped the tin foil a little bit getting the barrel inserted. that part of the bacon got severely burned by hot gasses.

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After just a few short bursts you should be able to smell the wonderful aroma of bacon.

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I gave this about 250 rounds. but I think around 150 might actually be enough. But then again I don't mind when bacon is crispy. Ahh the smell of sizzling bacon mixed with the smell of gunpowder and weapon oil.

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And the end result: Crispy delicious well done bacon.

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Re: The Manly way to cook bacon.
Reply #1 on: March 31, 2010, 01:52:19 PM
You don't want to see how this guy cooks his sausages!


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Re: The Manly way to cook bacon.
Reply #2 on: March 31, 2010, 01:54:26 PM
COOL!!!!
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Re: The Manly way to cook bacon.
Reply #3 on: March 31, 2010, 02:06:32 PM
+1  :tu:

I don't suppose I could have some eggs sunny side up with it?  :think: :D


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Re: The Manly way to cook bacon.
Reply #4 on: March 31, 2010, 05:05:11 PM
Very cool. 8)

Personally I'll stick to the DaveK method, Trangia and a Charge. :D

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Re: The Manly way to cook bacon.
Reply #5 on: March 31, 2010, 07:23:32 PM
Nothing like the smell of gunpowder and bacon to sart the day.    :tu:
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Re: The Manly way to cook bacon.
Reply #6 on: March 31, 2010, 07:32:25 PM
That's excellent  :rofl:
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Re: The Manly way to cook bacon.
Reply #7 on: March 31, 2010, 07:37:27 PM
Pretty cool, it's kind of like engine block cooking.
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Re: The Manly way to cook bacon.
Reply #8 on: March 31, 2010, 07:51:07 PM
How cool is that  :D :tu:
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Re: The Manly way to cook bacon.
Reply #9 on: March 31, 2010, 08:46:31 PM
I don't suppose I can prepare buffalo wings in the same manner. :D


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Re: The Manly way to cook bacon.
Reply #10 on: March 31, 2010, 09:33:11 PM
Haha :D

My method works with a PST too, but definitely tastes better with a Charge :D
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Re: The Manly way to cook bacon.
Reply #11 on: March 31, 2010, 10:00:46 PM
Definitely awesome to a degree not seen before :D :tu:


Also, engine block cooking makes amazing eggs.
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