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How do you sharpen your toys?

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Total Members Voted 6

Sharpening 5631

Chief of the Absolutely No Life Club! Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here... Posts: 43,090 Why haven't you got a Farmer yet!
Re: Sharpening
« Reply #30 on: August 13, 2007, 04:45:29 PM »
Yup- that it does, but I suggest wearing suspenders if you are going to do that.  The last thing you need is a Bobby to stop and ask why you are holding a knife in the middle of the street with your pants around your ankles!   :grin:

Def
The only suspenders i own are the kind to hold my tights up ;D

beside's copper's have long since learned to ignore me ;) ;D

Give in, buy several Farmer's!!!!!!
Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 61,262 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: Sharpening
« Reply #31 on: August 13, 2007, 04:47:33 PM »
Yes, I was thinking I should have probably said this:

he last thing you need is a Bobby to stop and ask why you are holding a knife in the middle of the street with your pants around your ankles, again!

 >:D

Def

Leave the dents as they are- let your belongings show their scars as proudly as you do yours.
Chief of the Absolutely No Life Club! Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here... Posts: 43,090 Why haven't you got a Farmer yet!
Re: Sharpening
« Reply #32 on: August 13, 2007, 04:50:21 PM »
Yes, I was thinking I should have probably said this:

he last thing you need is a Bobby to stop and ask why you are holding a knife in the middle of the street with your pants around your ankles, again!

 >:D

Def
What can i say? Us brits are famous for being eccentric ;D

Mind you at the last place i worked there were a couple of women copper's who I would have been thrilled to be arrested by  :angel: :angel:

Give in, buy several Farmer's!!!!!!
Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 61,262 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: Sharpening
« Reply #33 on: August 13, 2007, 04:53:25 PM »
Yes, whose bright idea was it to put women in uniform and make them carry rubber gloves and handcuffs?

I need to thank that person!  :cheers:

Def

Leave the dents as they are- let your belongings show their scars as proudly as you do yours.
Chief of the Absolutely No Life Club! Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here... Posts: 43,090 Why haven't you got a Farmer yet!
Re: Sharpening
« Reply #34 on: August 13, 2007, 04:54:32 PM »
Yes, whose bright idea was it to put women in uniform and make them carry rubber gloves and handcuffs?

I need to thank that person!  :cheers:

Def
lets safe up and keep them in beer for at least a week ;D

Give in, buy several Farmer's!!!!!!
Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 61,262 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: Sharpening
« Reply #35 on: August 13, 2007, 04:56:23 PM »
Another perfectly good thread shot straight to hell!

Def

Leave the dents as they are- let your belongings show their scars as proudly as you do yours.
Chief of the Absolutely No Life Club! Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here... Posts: 43,090 Why haven't you got a Farmer yet!
Re: Sharpening
« Reply #36 on: August 13, 2007, 05:04:35 PM »
Whatdaya expect ha :)

Give in, buy several Farmer's!!!!!!
Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 61,262 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: Sharpening
« Reply #37 on: August 13, 2007, 05:10:59 PM »
I didn't expect it to take so long! :P

Def

Leave the dents as they are- let your belongings show their scars as proudly as you do yours.
Chief of the Absolutely No Life Club! Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here... Posts: 43,090 Why haven't you got a Farmer yet!
Re: Sharpening
« Reply #38 on: August 13, 2007, 06:26:35 PM »
I didn't expect it to take so long! :P

Def
I know shockig aint it :o

Give in, buy several Farmer's!!!!!!
Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 61,262 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: Sharpening
« Reply #39 on: August 13, 2007, 07:29:43 PM »
We must all be having a bad day!

Def

Leave the dents as they are- let your belongings show their scars as proudly as you do yours.
No Life Club Posts: 1,765
Re: Sharpening
« Reply #40 on: August 13, 2007, 08:02:31 PM »
Yes, I was thinking I should have probably said this:

he last thing you need is a Bobby to stop and ask why you are holding a knife in the middle of the street with your pants around your ankles, again!

 >:D

Def
What can i say? Us brits are famous for being eccentric ;D

Mind you at the last place i worked there were a couple of women copper's who I would have been thrilled to be arrested by  :angel: :angel:
Trust me mate the good looking ones are usually  >:D and not in a fun way
Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 61,262 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: Sharpening
« Reply #41 on: August 13, 2007, 08:18:17 PM »
Not when you are the bad guy anyway...

Def

Leave the dents as they are- let your belongings show their scars as proudly as you do yours.
No Life Club Posts: 1,765
Re: Sharpening
« Reply #42 on: August 13, 2007, 11:26:01 PM »
Not when you are the bad guy anyway...

Def
No they are just all round bad asses if you are the bad guy or not
Chief of the Absolutely No Life Club! Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here... Posts: 43,090 Why haven't you got a Farmer yet!
Re: Sharpening
« Reply #43 on: August 13, 2007, 11:33:39 PM »
Not when you are the bad guy anyway...

Def
No they are just all round bad asses if you are the bad guy or not
I can personally back you up on that mate, I used to work nights in a petrol station and I attempted to flirt with two wpc, lets just say they verbally castrated me within two minutes :'( :'(

good fun though, they really had my twisted sence of humour >:D >:D

Give in, buy several Farmer's!!!!!!
Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 61,262 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: Sharpening
« Reply #44 on: August 15, 2007, 04:39:44 AM »
Yeah, they are used to that kind of treatment though.  But, the first time you hand them something terribly disgusting when they are responding to a call you made, the girl in them comes out in a hurry!

Def

Leave the dents as they are- let your belongings show their scars as proudly as you do yours.
Formerly known as 665ae No Life Club Posts: 3,374 blah blah blah
Re: Sharpening
« Reply #45 on: August 15, 2007, 07:34:48 AM »
But, the first time you hand them something terribly disgusting...

The last time I tried that I got arrested for Sexual Misconduct :P

If you took all the intestines out of your body and stretched them end to end... you would die.
Chief of the Absolutely No Life Club! Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here... Posts: 43,090 Why haven't you got a Farmer yet!
Re: Sharpening
« Reply #46 on: August 15, 2007, 08:49:13 AM »
But, the first time you hand them something terribly disgusting...

The last time I tried that I got arrested for Sexual Misconduct :P
:D :D :D

Give in, buy several Farmer's!!!!!!

 

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