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Re: I'm going to need a bigger...
« Reply #30 on: September 15, 2010, 08:21:17 PM »
I may have the biggest chopper but you certainly have the longest shaft :D

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Re: I'm going to need a bigger...
« Reply #31 on: September 15, 2010, 09:53:55 PM »
 :twak: John, I need one of those now

Thanks Guys
I didn't take a picture of the head end on as its not nicely finished
It would have looked a bit better with a dark wedge in the end but when I got the head almost on to see if it fitted I couldn't get it back off  :ahhh so in the end it got hammered properly home with no wedge  ::)

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Re: I'm going to need a bigger...
« Reply #32 on: September 15, 2010, 11:27:22 PM »
:twak: John, I need one of those now

Thanks Guys
I didn't take a picture of the head end on as its not nicely finished
It would have looked a bit better with a dark wedge in the end but when I got the head almost on to see if it fitted I couldn't get it back off  :ahhh so in the end it got hammered properly home with no wedge  ::)

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Re: I'm going to need a bigger...
« Reply #33 on: September 15, 2010, 11:54:13 PM »
 :o Does no one understand me? :ahhh

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Re: I'm going to need a bigger...
« Reply #34 on: September 15, 2010, 11:56:07 PM »

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Re: I'm going to need a bigger...
« Reply #35 on: September 15, 2010, 11:58:42 PM »
I can't think of anything clever to say  :think: ....

I'm off to bed now, Gnight  :tu:

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Re: I'm going to need a bigger...
« Reply #36 on: September 17, 2010, 12:09:06 AM »
This is one funny thread.  :D

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Re: I'm going to need a bigger...
« Reply #37 on: September 17, 2010, 11:22:45 AM »

It was going OK  ::)

I thought people would be interested in my big tool  my large weapon my chopper  :think:

I see what you mean   :-\

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« Reply #38 on: September 17, 2010, 05:04:28 PM »
 :D


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Re: I'm going to need a bigger...
« Reply #39 on: September 17, 2010, 05:54:33 PM »
 :rofl:

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« Reply #40 on: September 17, 2010, 07:19:22 PM »
Aw Tony mate, I understand you... don't worry :D


Also, I think you should share a pic of your poorly finished head end ;)

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Re: I'm going to need a bigger...
« Reply #41 on: September 17, 2010, 07:32:00 PM »
Thanks Nuphoria

Here you go, I did have a go at wacking in a wedge but it wasn't very successful ::)

« Last Edit: September 17, 2010, 08:06:36 PM by sparky415 »

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Re: I'm going to need a bigger...
« Reply #42 on: September 17, 2010, 07:40:24 PM »
there sweet tony i really must get a axe  :D
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Re: I'm going to need a bigger...
« Reply #43 on: September 17, 2010, 09:09:33 PM »
I'd be inclined to pack it out a bit mate if I were you :)

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« Reply #44 on: September 17, 2010, 09:24:32 PM »
I think it got a bit deformed in a previous life  ::)

You are right Mike I think I will when I get it out again
I have sent it to the dark place at the end of the garage for being bad  :ahhh

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Re: I'm going to need a bigger...
« Reply #45 on: September 20, 2010, 11:49:50 AM »
Thanks Nuphoria

Here you go, I did have a go at wacking in a wedge but it wasn't very successful ::)

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Let me tell you, that shaft is *never* going to come out of the axe head.

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Re: I'm going to need a bigger...
« Reply #46 on: September 22, 2010, 05:19:28 PM »


 :pok:   :D


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Re: I'm going to need a bigger...
« Reply #47 on: September 22, 2010, 07:32:03 PM »
hurry up and unwrap it quick  :pok:

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Re: I'm going to need a bigger...
« Reply #48 on: September 22, 2010, 07:38:34 PM »
I'm glad someones taking notice  :rofl:


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Re: I'm going to need a bigger...
« Reply #49 on: September 22, 2010, 07:39:30 PM »
So just how sharp is the "NEVERBLUNT"?  :D

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« Reply #50 on: September 22, 2010, 07:44:09 PM »
Congrats, Oh "Keeper Of All Things Rusty"... :D :D


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Re: I'm going to need a bigger...
« Reply #51 on: September 22, 2010, 07:47:54 PM »
 :D LOL

This sharp now  :salute:




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Re: I'm going to need a bigger...
« Reply #52 on: September 22, 2010, 09:13:53 PM »
Nice billhooks :drool:

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Re: I'm going to need a bigger...
« Reply #53 on: September 22, 2010, 09:43:50 PM »

Billhooks  :think:


I don't know what the description billhook covers but I think this might be too narrow to be called a billhook?
The blade is 1 & 3/4inches wide, The name on the side is 'Staniforth Severquick'
I have attacked some green bamboo in my back garden with it, cuts lovely  :D

The chopper has been well battened judging by the back of the blade
Good for kindling I reckon as I don't have enough Axes for that yet  :D

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Re: I'm going to need a bigger...
« Reply #54 on: September 22, 2010, 09:45:27 PM »
Well the curved one definitely is :think:

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Re: I'm going to need a bigger...
« Reply #55 on: September 22, 2010, 09:50:31 PM »
Well the curved one definitely is :think:


You are wiser in the way of Billhooks than me Mike so I shall bow to your experience  :salute:

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Re: I'm going to need a bigger...
« Reply #56 on: September 22, 2010, 09:55:59 PM »
'Staniforth Severquick'

Another name I will have to make into a fictional character in my novels :D .... which I have yet to write..... putting off until next life time ;)

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Re: I'm going to need a bigger...
« Reply #57 on: September 22, 2010, 10:15:44 PM »
'Staniforth Severquick'

Another name I will have to make into a fictional character in my novels :D .... which I have yet to write..... putting off until next life time ;)

Oooh I know...

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« Last Edit: September 22, 2010, 10:19:35 PM by sparky415 »

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Re: I'm going to need a bigger...
« Reply #58 on: September 22, 2010, 10:31:20 PM »
I'll add you to the credits if I ever use it ;)

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Re: I'm going to need a bigger...
« Reply #59 on: September 22, 2010, 10:36:14 PM »

 :ahhh I'm going to need a nom de plume

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