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I want a Benelli shotgun!

no Offline Medic82

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I want a Benelli shotgun!
on: October 11, 2010, 02:53:40 PM
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Re: I want a Benelli shotgun!
Reply #1 on: October 11, 2010, 02:55:52 PM
WOW  :o  that guy has some skills  :tu:


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Re: I want a Benelli shotgun!
Reply #2 on: October 11, 2010, 03:01:14 PM
I would probably shoot myself in the butt trying to shoot from behind the back.  :oops:


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Re: I want a Benelli shotgun!
Reply #3 on: October 11, 2010, 03:03:45 PM
I would probably shoot myself in the butt trying to shoot from behind the back.  :oops:

 :rofl:  yeah i would probably shoot my foot off and then the camera man  :D


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Re: I want a Benelli shotgun!
Reply #4 on: October 11, 2010, 03:13:58 PM
Tom Knapp is amazing with a shotgun. He's pretty good with a rifle too.
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Re: I want a Benelli shotgun!
Reply #5 on: October 11, 2010, 03:17:37 PM
That he is.
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Re: I want a Benelli shotgun!
Reply #6 on: October 11, 2010, 03:32:48 PM
If only a Benelli could do that in anyone's hands.  I wonder how many people have been maimed thinking that a Benelli really aims itself, so they've fired off a few rounds from the hip?

That man's abilities are amazing, that's for sure!

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Reply #7 on: October 11, 2010, 03:34:38 PM
If only a Benelli could do that in anyone's hands.  I wonder how many people have been maimed thinking that a Benelli really aims itself, so they've fired off a few rounds from the hip?

Ya gotta love natural selection. Personally I think safety features and helmets are hindering the human race.  :D :D
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Re: I want a Benelli shotgun!
Reply #8 on: October 11, 2010, 03:35:33 PM
I agree completely...

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Reply #9 on: October 11, 2010, 03:52:54 PM
errr thats actually real?
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Re: I want a Benelli shotgun!
Reply #10 on: October 11, 2010, 04:31:15 PM
The gun or the man?

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Reply #11 on: October 11, 2010, 07:24:39 PM
i dont believe it  :o


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Re: I want a Benelli shotgun!
Reply #12 on: October 11, 2010, 07:34:06 PM
If only a Benelli could do that in anyone's hands.  I wonder how many people have been maimed thinking that a Benelli really aims itself, so they've fired off a few rounds from the hip?

Ya gotta love natural selection. Personally I think safety features and helmets are hindering the human race.  :D :D

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Re: I want a Benelli shotgun!
Reply #13 on: October 11, 2010, 11:04:39 PM
I happened upon a BRAND NEW Benelli Nova 12 gauge pump in our local gun shop for $250.00 So I took it.

I have owned 12 gauge pumps before but there is something different about an Italian made Benelli.

Whenever we go clay shooting with the guys around here alot of times they will reach for mine as it sets on the table
matter of fact my pastor will bring his father in laws Winchester 1300 but use mine instead.

She is a sweety, ;)

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Re: I want a Benelli shotgun!
Reply #14 on: October 11, 2010, 11:25:19 PM
I happened upon a BRAND NEW Benelli Nova 12 gauge pump in our local gun shop for $250.00 So I took it.

Holy smokes! That was a great deal! Congrats! You can barely get a Mossberg for that price!


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Re: I want a Benelli shotgun!
Reply #15 on: October 11, 2010, 11:33:22 PM
Jeez, between that and the Glock you picked up for a song, you are doing really well!

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Re: I want a Benelli shotgun!
Reply #16 on: October 12, 2010, 02:12:54 AM
Jeez, between that and the Glock you picked up for a song, you are doing really well!

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PLUS I have a HOT wife :drool: :cheers:


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Re: I want a Benelli shotgun!
Reply #17 on: October 12, 2010, 02:14:25 AM
PLUS I have a HOT wife :drool: :cheers:

It ain't true without pics :poke:
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Re: I want a Benelli shotgun!
Reply #18 on: October 12, 2010, 03:27:29 AM
Jeez, between that and the Glock you picked up for a song, you are doing really well!

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PLUS I have a HOT wife :drool: :cheers:

Yeah, but the Glock doesn't mind that you also have the Benelli.  I'm sure Kat would have something to say if you went out and got yourself an Asian girlfriend for variety!  :D

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Re: I want a Benelli shotgun!
Reply #19 on: October 12, 2010, 09:32:11 AM
Jeez, between that and the Glock you picked up for a song, you are doing really well!

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PLUS I have a HOT wife :drool: :cheers:

Yeah, but the Glock doesn't mind that you also have the Benelli.  I'm sure Kat would have something to say if you went out and got yourself an Asian girlfriend for variety!  :D

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That's funny you should mention that, I USE to call my Benelli (Leslie) because of a mutual friend from church (which is happily married)
because it is Italian and loud just like her. ::) (like I said I used to call it that).

Wives are so possessive. ;)


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Re: I want a Benelli shotgun!
Reply #20 on: October 12, 2010, 02:13:01 PM
I want to go gun shopping with you Swiss Man. $250 bucks for a BRAND NEW Benelli? I'd be tempted to sell my only kidney for that.
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Re: I want a Benelli shotgun!
Reply #21 on: October 12, 2010, 05:31:49 PM

Very cool!  amazing video I'll share with my people.  About the only thing he did wrong was forgot to replace his divot!  ;)


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Re: I want a Benelli shotgun!
Reply #22 on: October 12, 2010, 05:38:34 PM
Dude...when he throws 8 birds in the air and hits them all...da-yum!
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