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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #150 on: November 13, 2011, 06:09:07 AM
All messed up tonight on Xanax and pain reliever. Hope I don't look on eBay :rofl:


LOL. I almost just bought a bunch of shaving supplies.  :rofl:

































































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Reply #151 on: November 21, 2011, 06:38:35 AM
I took some meds to help me sleep but now I feel a bit loopy. I apologies in advance if I say anything stupid tonight.  :D
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Reply #152 on: November 21, 2011, 08:27:44 AM
Alright i'm at the point that if I don't leave I will say something I will be regretting tomorrow.

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Reply #153 on: November 23, 2011, 01:41:32 AM
Anything I say in th next 8 hours should be disregarded as I'm in no fit state to tye my own shoelaces  :tu:


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Reply #154 on: November 23, 2011, 02:44:45 AM
Anything I say in th next 8 hours should be disregarded as I'm in no fit state to tye my own shoelaces  :tu:


Well that's the best way to be.   :tu:
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Reply #155 on: November 25, 2011, 06:33:21 AM
Alright im officially smurf faced, but the culprit does not want to be named.  8)
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Reply #156 on: November 25, 2011, 08:53:50 AM
I have an event to go to this evening, which I am sure will render me unable to type so I thought I'd pop in and say hello now. If anyone's in here later, I'll be the quiet one in the corner who can't function. Please try not to trip over me  :tu:


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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #157 on: November 25, 2011, 08:57:34 AM
I've had a bit more Jack than I intended tonight.  I think it's time to call it and try not to throw up on the way to bed.  I am shocked that I can type liek this.  whats that little red line talking aboot?  that is soooo how you spell liek!


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Reply #158 on: November 25, 2011, 07:13:55 PM
I've had a bit more Jack than I intended tonight.  I think it's time to call it and try not to throw up on the way to bed.  I am shocked that I can type liek this.  whats that little red line talking aboot?  that is soooo how you spell liek!
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Reply #159 on: November 26, 2011, 12:34:31 AM
 :D


This morning was not fun.  :-X    :P  I hate having to get up early after a day and night of fun with a hangover just to work one day!


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Reply #160 on: November 26, 2011, 12:45:09 AM
Well I'm enjoying a nice G&T right now and as tomorrow is Saturday I'm planning a lie-in, my daughter might even leave me alone until 8am! 
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Reply #161 on: November 26, 2011, 02:30:38 AM
Well I'm enjoying a nice G&T right now and as tomorrow is Saturday I'm planning a lie-in, my daughter might even leave me alone until 8am!

Wow, 8am!


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Reply #162 on: November 26, 2011, 12:00:28 PM
8.15am!  Oh, the joy of having a child. ::)

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Reply #163 on: November 26, 2011, 04:33:23 PM
Ours was up at 8:20 today.  Luckily my wife was kind and let me sleep until 8:50.  That's as good as it gets anymore.  Get up for work at 6am every weekday, work a part time job on Saturday most weeks, and get up early on your day or two off because your child is some sort of....ugh....morning person.   :D  My boy is so weird, he gets everything from me except for that!


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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #164 on: November 26, 2011, 06:16:56 PM
A few dark beers and currently on a bottle of Sébastien Roux Bourgogne.

Cheers..  :cheers: :D


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Reply #165 on: November 28, 2011, 06:09:43 PM
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Reply #166 on: December 04, 2011, 06:31:38 AM
Ok since 3 years ago I hadn't drank. Tonight I had 1 large beer to help move my gut along. Lol beer has a habit of doing that to me. So now I'm smurffaced. Lol. It's been fun but now time to dry out again. See ya again in another 3 or 4 years.
If I remember correctly, wait, what was I saying?


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Reply #167 on: December 04, 2011, 08:40:36 AM
Ok had a little scotch tonight,  Boy that word is hard to spell when you've had smme.   I am about 75% to my limit, and of course my drunk self would like to see me go all the way!  But alas I have no more alcohol here, the scotch was a gift at my uncles house where we were partying and we drank it all.  Bummer.  On a high note I am still buzzed


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Reply #168 on: December 07, 2011, 11:26:25 AM
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Reply #169 on: December 09, 2011, 09:14:12 PM
This could ber very danfgerouse......I have a 6 pack in my frige and that is almost gone, al i hav legt is som vodka and southerbn comfert
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Reply #170 on: December 09, 2011, 09:20:02 PM
THIS AT I TAKING BOUT

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Reply #171 on: December 09, 2011, 10:18:26 PM
I gonig swore dna hae d out on th e town ..................,,,,,,,,,,,, YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!0009999999999999999
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Reply #172 on: December 09, 2011, 10:24:22 PM
I gonig swore dna hae d out on th e town ..................,,,,,,,,,,,, YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!0009999999999999999

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Reply #173 on: December 09, 2011, 11:27:27 PM
I thought about posting this in the What makes you laugh thread but  think it's better suited here.  >:D :drink:



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Reply #174 on: December 11, 2011, 07:17:45 AM
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Reply #175 on: December 11, 2011, 07:18:19 AM
One. An only be so Lucky and get a hummer for xmas


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Reply #176 on: December 11, 2011, 07:55:07 AM
Uuugggghhhhhh..........      :drink: :drink:
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Reply #177 on: December 11, 2011, 01:45:22 PM
I should have posted in this thread last night, but if I'm perfectly honest I don't think I could have worked out how to turn on my laptop, let alone typed anything. ;)  Oooh my poor head.
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Reply #178 on: December 12, 2011, 08:24:47 PM
i havent been smurf faced in a couple of weeks now  :o
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Reply #179 on: December 13, 2011, 04:40:45 AM
One. An only be so Lucky and get a hummer for xmas


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