After much deliberation and consideration, I want to formally congratulate Cleanser for this idea of The PitBoss (formerly known as Da Pit Master) - a tool for outdoor grilling.
There were several factors in this decision
1. I appealed to me greatly as I grilled food 3-4 times a week.
2. Every toll mentioned could be incorporated (even the thermo, it's not TRUELY one but you'll see)
3. I saw the potential of using a Core as the donor body for this mod, instead of a Charge.
I present the tools layout for
The PitBoss:
1) meat thermometer (blade type)
2) knife
3) 2 prong fork thing for turning meat (made from saw)
4) ice pick skewer thing (the awl will do nicely)
5) a SECOND awl spaced apart to create a more aggressive fork (made from one of the med flat bits)
6) pliers used to pick up hot metal things
7) BIG removable flipper for burgers

serrated type of blade used for cutting bread (already there, also it's the longest SE blade available)
9) bottle opener for any drinks with your grillin (already there)
10) can opener for cream corn or beans (also there)
11) butter knife made from an actual butter knife in place of the file.
12) keep big flat bit (BBQ adjustment)
13) keep phillips driver (BBQ Adjustment)
I'll start a new thread to document the progress of this tool.
Congrats again to Cleanser!
Look forward to some of your ideas made true in the MPC MT Labs!