Building cot bed + Marttiini Lumberjack =

[Benner]

 

Stupid packaging. 

[Roadie]

Oops! It's amazing how much blood can come out of such small holes isnt it!

[Benner]

It is yes. 

The annoying thing was that I was cutting off packaging at the time that was obviously there to protect the wood, but I did more damage removing it.    Never mind.

[ducktapehero]

Ugh. I hate that. I had a bunch of little cuts on my hand after Xmas from dealing with those stupid clampacks. I couldn't really see them but when I put sanitizer on my hands I sure could feel them. Poor some whiskey on that then cover with a little ducktape. You'll be OK. 

[Benner]

Ugh. I hate that. I had a bunch of little cuts on my hand after Xmas from dealing with those stupid clampacks. I couldn't really see them but when I put sanitizer on my hands I sure could feel them. Poor some whiskey on that then cover with a little ducktape. You'll be OK. 

I'm not going to waste whiskey on that. 

[ducktapehero]

Hold your finger over the glass so none is wasted. 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I had that knife two YEARS, and never cut myself, you have it five minutes...

[Benner]

I had that knife two YEARS, and never cut myself, you have it five minutes...

 

I thought you'd like that.

It's because someone made it so damn sharp. 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I had that knife two YEARS, and never cut myself, you have it five minutes...

 

I thought you'd like that.

It's because someone made it so damn sharp. 

If anyone want stuff sharpened too a degree that can slice benner up, my rate's are reasonable

[Benner]

I had that knife two YEARS, and never cut myself, you have it five minutes...

 

I thought you'd like that.

It's because someone made it so damn sharp. 

If anyone want stuff sharpened too a degree that can slice benner up, my rate's are reasonable

It could be a new level of sharpness;

Razor sharp,
Shaving sharp,
Slicing Benner sharp, 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

But how often would be able to test the edge before you past out from blood loss

[Benner]

But how often would be able to test the edge before you past out from blood loss

Well after that cut earlier, not very often!

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

But how often would be able to test the edge before you past out from blood loss

Well after that cut earlier, not very often!

Was it just a nick of a deep gapping wound , and more importantly did you notice the patina on the carbon steel blade where you blood had been

[Benner]

But how often would be able to test the edge before you past out from blood loss

Well after that cut earlier, not very often!

Was it just a nick of a deep gapping wound , and more importantly did you notice the patina on the carbon steel blade where you blood had been

It was a long nick.

And yes I did, was the first thing I looked at. 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Cool, your a true knife nut now

[TWBryan]

 I've been cut so often I usually don't notice until someone complains that I'm staining the project...

[hawkchucker]

My wife really does not allow me to work with electricity. Not since the great clothes dryer incident of 2001. Did ya know ya got to unplug one before trying to change the powercord? By the way they are 220 volts.

[Benner]

My wife really does not allow me to work with electricity. Not since the great clothes dryer incident of 2001. Did ya know ya got to unplug one before trying to change the powercord? By the way they are 220 volts.

Been there my friend! 

In my last job I connected up electric cookers and I made a mistake whick resulted in me touching the live wire ( on a cooker connection that aint good).  I felt it go up my arm and out my a*se as I was sitting on a concrete floor at the time.  I can also remember what reminded me of the taste when you put your tongue on a 9 volt battery.

[hawkchucker]

Ya I just remember a pop sound and I went right to the floor.

[Dtrain]

Try getting hit from the Staic Discharge of a lighting bolt that hit the ground about 15 feeet or so from whare I was standing.Needless to say,and I am not ashamed to admit this,hell I had no control,after I came to a change of clothing was needed.

PS Sharp knife.

Dtrain

[ducktapehero]

By the way they are 220 volts.

I've been hit twice with 220 volts. Ugh, not fun.

[WhichDawg]

these guys funny Doctah Jones

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I copped 410 volt's from an industrial plastic welder (for melting plastic) it went into and straight out of my thumb, of course I didn't tell the uber fit nurse that as she made me strip off to find an exit wound that wasn't there

[hawkchucker]

I copped 410 volt's from an industrial plastic welder (for melting plastic) it went into and straight out of my thumb, of course I didn't tell the uber fit nurse that as she made me strip off to find an exit wound that wasn't there

Ouch and Yay. I really hate to play with electricity. I guess that is why I am lucky the oldest is and electrician.

[Dtrain]

I copped 410 volt's from an industrial plastic welder (for melting plastic) it went into and straight out of my thumb, of course I didn't tell the uber fit nurse that as she made me strip off to find an exit wound that wasn't there

I wasn,t that lucky.My First Sergeant told me to walk it off.

Dtrain

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I copped 410 volt's from an industrial plastic welder (for melting plastic) it went into and straight out of my thumb, of course I didn't tell the uber fit nurse that as she made me strip off to find an exit wound that wasn't there

I wasn,t that lucky.My First Sergeant told me to walk it off.

Dtrain

[ducktapehero]

I copped 410 volt's from an industrial plastic welder (for melting plastic) it went into and straight out of my thumb, of course I didn't tell the uber fit nurse that as she made me strip off to find an exit wound that wasn't there

That had to hurt. And I think you did the right thing. You can never be TOO careful. 

[Leatherman123]

I once was using a Farmer and I wasn't paying attention where the edge of the knife was and I sliced my left index finger tip all the way to the bone from the nail to the first segment of the index finger marked off by the line!

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I copped 410 volt's from an industrial plastic welder (for melting plastic) it went into and straight out of my thumb, of course I didn't tell the uber fit nurse that as she made me strip off to find an exit wound that wasn't there

That had to hurt. And I think you did the right thing. You can never be TOO careful. 

It did hurt, and suprisingly it did hurt straight away too, it blew my hand clean away from the welder with nothing but a huge flash to warn me

[Tarrodemierda]

bit off topic and old threadyes i know.

but i was wondering these english odd names for finnish puukkos...

benner u were really close to get another lumberjack to yourself but i couldnt find it.here its called "ilves",which is Lynx in english.