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Re: An evil idea
Reply #30 on: January 29, 2008, 02:18:42 AM
Many more pictures like those and we'll gave to post an adult warning in the front of the site!   :ahhh

In case anyone remembers what started this mess, here's a pic of the shirt!

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Re: An evil idea
Reply #31 on: January 29, 2008, 02:30:21 AM
Wow... I bet that hurt when that duct tape got ripped off...
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #32 on: January 29, 2008, 02:31:34 AM
Def Those came out great! I really love them. But the only question is.... Do they come in Chubby?
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #33 on: January 29, 2008, 02:40:45 AM
They'd better, or I'll have to find something else to wear!

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Re: An evil idea
Reply #34 on: January 29, 2008, 02:41:34 AM
While I can't compete with Redneck or duct tape humor, I can offer some details on the availability of Multitool.org t-shirts.

Def and I had been working on the idea for quite some time.  In December I took the plunge and ordered a minimum quantity.  Naturally, several shirts have been appropriated for some of Def's nefarious schemes.  A couple even made it into my grubby mits.

Here's the skinny:  The shirts are 100% cotton from the Gildan line.  They are "military" green and imprinted with the Multitool.org logo in light gray.  Def said the color combination reminded him of the shirts from the old MASH TV show.  Of the original 12, we have 5 shirts available for sale.

Once Def gets back from SHOT and I get well from this upper respiratory mess, I will be ready to sell the shirts on hand and take orders for a reorder.  The minimum quantity is 12 pieces.

Pricing will be as follows:

Sizes Small through Extra Large  - $15.00 each plus shipping.
Sizes 2X and 3X - $18.50 each plus shipping.
Shipping will be estimated using the US Postal Service.  Shipping will be available to all corners of the globe.  Payment will be required at the time of order.  Paypal will be accepted and preferred in most cases.

As to the possibility of caps and other items, that will depend on the success of the t-shirts.  The trick isn't the price per piece when dealing with shirts and caps, it's often the minimum quantity.  My screenprinter will do 12 shirts as a minimum.  My preferred embroiderer has a 48 piece cap minimum.  They will do 24 but charge an arm and a leg.  The cap manufacturers routinely require a 3 dozen minimum at wholesale.  Naturally if the interest is there, I am ready and willing to explore the possibilities.






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Re: An evil idea
Reply #35 on: January 29, 2008, 02:44:25 AM
Thanks Travis!



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Re: An evil idea
Reply #36 on: January 29, 2008, 02:53:31 AM
Reports from early beta-testers of the shirts are favorable!  8)

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Re: An evil idea
Reply #37 on: January 29, 2008, 02:55:32 AM
Is that a ZillaTool in your pocket or are you happy to... (you know the rest of the joke...)
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #38 on: January 29, 2008, 02:58:32 AM
I claim dibs on the 3x!!!!!!!!!!


Please!!!!!!!!!
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #39 on: January 29, 2008, 03:00:58 AM
Is that a ZillaTool in your pocket or are you happy to... (you know the rest of the joke...)

funny, I get asked that question even when I'm NOT carrying a tool....... ::) :D
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #40 on: January 29, 2008, 03:02:35 AM
Is that a ZillaTool in your pocket or are you happy to... (you know the rest of the joke...)

funny, I get asked that question even when I'm NOT carrying a tool....... ::) :D

Technically... as a guy, wouldn't you ALWAYS be carrying a tool?  Regardless of what's in your pockets???  >:D
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #41 on: January 29, 2008, 04:02:18 AM
Offical Multitool.org G-string bikinis for the girls!

WOW, what an Idea. :)


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Re: An evil idea
Reply #42 on: January 29, 2008, 09:47:00 AM
While I can't compete with Redneck or duct tape humor, I can offer some details on the availability of Multitool.org t-shirts.

Def and I had been working on the idea for quite some time.  In December I took the plunge and ordered a minimum quantity.  Naturally, several shirts have been appropriated for some of Def's nefarious schemes.  A couple even made it into my grubby mits.

Here's the skinny:  The shirts are 100% cotton from the Gildan line.  They are "military" green and imprinted with the Multitool.org logo in light gray.  Def said the color combination reminded him of the shirts from the old MASH TV show.  Of the original 12, we have 5 shirts available for sale.

Once Def gets back from SHOT and I get well from this upper respiratory mess, I will be ready to sell the shirts on hand and take orders for a reorder.  The minimum quantity is 12 pieces.

Pricing will be as follows:

Sizes Small through Extra Large  - $15.00 each plus shipping.
Sizes 2X and 3X - $18.50 each plus shipping.
Shipping will be estimated using the US Postal Service.  Shipping will be available to all corners of the globe.  Payment will be required at the time of order.  Paypal will be accepted and preferred in most cases.

As to the possibility of caps and other items, that will depend on the success of the t-shirts.  The trick isn't the price per piece when dealing with shirts and caps, it's often the minimum quantity.  My screenprinter will do 12 shirts as a minimum.  My preferred embroiderer has a 48 piece cap minimum.  They will do 24 but charge an arm and a leg.  The cap manufacturers routinely require a 3 dozen minimum at wholesale.  Naturally if the interest is there, I am ready and willing to explore the possibilities.





Now I only have 2 questions:
1-how much is shipping?
2-paypal addy??

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Re: An evil idea
Reply #43 on: January 29, 2008, 12:11:12 PM
They look pretty cool!  To boost sales maybe you should get some hot girls to wear them... whilst out in the rain.  Better make em white too.  :D
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #44 on: January 29, 2008, 02:57:50 PM
They look pretty cool!  To boost sales maybe you should get some hot girls to wear them... whilst out in the rain.  Better make em white too.  :D

Or perhaps thong panties with a hidden multi-tool pouch :D:D
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #45 on: January 29, 2008, 03:16:25 PM
Beta testers can't always be trusted...

:D

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Re: An evil idea
Reply #46 on: January 29, 2008, 03:18:05 PM
Them t-shirts do look pretty snazy!

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Re: An evil idea
Reply #47 on: January 30, 2008, 01:52:33 AM
Beta testers can't always be trusted...

:D

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I've still got outstanding warrants from that time we broke into the Leatherman factory! :P
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #48 on: January 30, 2008, 01:54:05 AM
On advice from my legal council I am refusing to make a statement at this time regarding that particular, alleged incident.

Def
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #49 on: January 30, 2008, 01:58:00 AM
On advice from my legal council I am refusing to make a statement at this time regarding that particular, alleged incident.

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I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it,,,,you can't prove a thing
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #50 on: January 30, 2008, 02:28:54 AM
I agree, assuming I knew what you were talking about...  :angel:

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Re: An evil idea
Reply #51 on: February 10, 2008, 05:43:07 AM
Them t-shirts do look pretty snazy!

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Re: An evil idea
Reply #52 on: February 10, 2008, 08:37:07 AM
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On advice from my legal council I am refusing to make a statement at this time regarding that particular, alleged incident

Sounds like an Admit Nothing, Deny Everything, Make Counter-accusations moment.


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Re: An evil idea
Reply #53 on: February 14, 2008, 02:23:21 AM
 :angel:BACK TO SUBJECT :angel:

Status, so far?? :think:
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #54 on: February 14, 2008, 05:33:18 AM
Status on shirts?  I think about the same as when I left honestly... I'll drop Travis a note and see if we can kick this one in the butt a lil!

Def
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #55 on: February 14, 2008, 10:04:22 PM
I still claim dibs on the # X pudgy!!!
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #56 on: February 15, 2008, 07:55:06 PM
Have you thought about going the cafepress.com route? They can put any image on anything and do it relatively cheap considering there is no minimum order.


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Re: An evil idea
Reply #57 on: February 15, 2008, 08:18:29 PM
I actually don't handle the promo stuff.  Travis is a professional promo guy and I throw ideas at him like crazy- he takes the more sensible ones and make them happen! :D

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Re: An evil idea
Reply #58 on: February 17, 2008, 09:32:14 PM
Offical Multitool.org G-string bikinis for the girls!
Now that, I like :D

Yes, but you would like one for yourself though Mike.  :P

Great Mike in a G string. Thanks for the nighttmares!

I could have enjoyed the rest of my life without that though running around in my head!!! :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #59 on: February 18, 2008, 03:53:38 PM
Quote from: Def
On advice from my legal council I am refusing to make a statement at this time regarding that particular, alleged incident

Sounds like an Admit Nothing, Deny Everything, Make Counter-accusations moment.


Well Def,if you had taken me with you,you would not have been caught.We could have infiltrated through the Shipping and Recieving dock disguised as a couple of "Innocent looking boxes".


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