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us Offline turnsouth

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Facepalm moments in your life
on: July 02, 2012, 09:12:18 PM
Like the subject says...

I'll start. Here is an actual course that is offered at Michigan State University:

SW290: Surviving the Coming Zombie Apocalypse: Catastrophes & Human Behavior

This is the school where I spend $25,000.00 a year for a "good" education for my daughter...
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Re: Facepalm moments in your life
Reply #1 on: July 02, 2012, 09:50:53 PM
This question was actually posted by SOG on their FB site when I logged on earlier:

"What knife is best for picking up ladies. obv want something that shows how deadly I am but not look like im overcompensating?"


Gimme a break will ya..?  :facepalm:


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Re: Facepalm moments in your life
Reply #2 on: July 03, 2012, 02:47:51 PM
I don't whether to laugh or cry. Definitely a :facepalm: moment...
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Re: Facepalm moments in your life
Reply #3 on: July 03, 2012, 10:44:29 PM
This thread is PERFECT. Since I asked for help with stropping and blade sharpening in general. Ive succeded in putting an edge on a blade. Heel to tip on 2000 grit sand paper. Good base for me to learn on.

The dullest MT in the line up,LM Mini Tool. Heel is SHARP. Here are the results boys, :facepalm:
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Re: Facepalm moments in your life
Reply #4 on: July 04, 2012, 12:14:52 AM
Quote from: AHB on July 02, 2012, 09:50:53 PM
This question was actually posted by SOG on their FB site when I logged on earlier:

"What knife is best for picking up ladies. obv want something that shows how deadly I am but not look like im overcompensating?"


Gimme a break will ya..?  :facepalm:

I had that guy in my bar once.  I told him he couldn't take his knife in and the girl he was with asked "Even if he has a license?"

 :facepalm:

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Re: Facepalm moments in your life
Reply #5 on: July 04, 2012, 03:35:01 AM
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Re: Facepalm moments in your life
Reply #6 on: July 04, 2012, 03:44:50 AM
Just for the record, and for those who may not be aware, there is no license or permit you can get in Canada for carrying a knife.

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Re: Facepalm moments in your life
Reply #7 on: July 04, 2012, 05:03:02 AM
Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on July 04, 2012, 03:44:50 AM
Just for the record, and for those who may not be aware, there is no license or permit you can get in Canada for carrying a knife.

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Maybe all Dickheads should have licenses  :think: :P could be a great revenue source & would work in all countries  :think: :D :D.

I remember my boss at the garage I worked at when I left school was telling a customer that their smurfbox of a dunger of a car had a lot of rust in it's chassis rails & the customer says "Is that a good thing" ?. Yeh sure it's magical rust , it has made your car lighter & it will go faster  :facepalm: :facepalm:
 

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Re: Facepalm moments in your life
Reply #8 on: July 04, 2012, 12:16:12 PM
That won't happen Mat- most lawmakers are self serving dickheads and I doubt they'd want to inconvenience themselves.  More likely they'd force the rest of us to get non-dickhead licenses...

With some of that rust and some Simpsons certified Speed Holes I bet they'd have an awesome car!

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Re: Facepalm moments in your life
Reply #9 on: July 04, 2012, 01:04:43 PM
Last week my baseball team played the first place team in our division. Despite being completely outclassed, we played well over our heads and were leading 18-7 with two innings left to go. :cheers: But then the wheels fell off the wagon. Five errors in one inning and three more in the next. We ended up losing 21-19. :cry: I facepalmed so many times in those two innings that my forehead started to develope a callous. :facepalm:
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Re: Facepalm moments in your life
Reply #10 on: July 04, 2012, 08:36:19 PM
Ouch.  I'd say I know what that feels like but my team has never been ahead of anyone...  :facepalm:

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Re: Facepalm moments in your life
Reply #11 on: July 04, 2012, 09:20:07 PM
Today at work, a co-worker (female) asked if I had a can opener she could borrow.  I said "yep, just let me grab my SAK" while putting my hand in my pocket.  Should have seen the look on her face!  :facepalm:  I then had to explain the a Swiss Army Knife was called a SAK.
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Re: Facepalm moments in your life
Reply #12 on: July 04, 2012, 10:53:00 PM
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Here I type SAK because it's quick, in the real world I say Swiss Army Knife, knife, or "Swissy". I wouldn't feel right pronouncing it like "sack" ... that's just wrong  :D


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Re: Facepalm moments in your life
Reply #13 on: July 05, 2012, 03:35:33 AM
I've had so many facepalm moments in my life that I'd need a forum all to myself for them all!!!

Fortunately, I can't remember many of them! :D
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Re: Facepalm moments in your life
Reply #14 on: July 05, 2012, 11:52:55 AM
Quote from: derekmac on July 04, 2012, 09:20:07 PM
Today at work, a co-worker (female) asked if I had a can opener she could borrow.  I said "yep, just let me grab my SAK" while putting my hand in my pocket.  Should have seen the look on her face!  :facepalm:  I then had to explain the a Swiss Army Knife was called a SAK.

I don't want to know what she thinks your testicles look like if she thinks you can open a can with them!   :ahhh

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Re: Facepalm moments in your life
Reply #15 on: July 05, 2012, 02:28:54 PM
I thought that it was just a Canadian thing. I've always been told that Canadians are so tough that they could snap a 2x4 with their testicles  :D
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Re: Facepalm moments in your life
Reply #16 on: July 05, 2012, 03:04:00 PM
That is slightly exaggerated... the 2x4 has to be frozen first...  :whistle:

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