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Man's Best Friend

ca Offline Grant Lamontagne

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Man's Best Friend
on: March 10, 2008, 09:45:12 PM
A dog is truly a man's best friend.

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for
an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see
you!

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Leave the dents as they are- let your belongings show their scars as proudly as you do yours.


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Re: Man's Best Friend
Reply #1 on: March 10, 2008, 09:47:02 PM
Nice one.  :) You don't know this from personal experience do you? :D
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Re: Man's Best Friend
Reply #2 on: March 10, 2008, 09:50:15 PM
Not telling...   >:D

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Re: Man's Best Friend
Reply #3 on: March 10, 2008, 09:54:31 PM
:D :D Brilliant!
Life is like a sandwich...the older it gets the crustier it becomes!


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Re: Man's Best Friend
Reply #4 on: March 10, 2008, 11:10:28 PM
I think my Wife would be happier to see me as she would want to kick my ass! :D
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Re: Man's Best Friend
Reply #5 on: March 10, 2008, 11:14:31 PM
 :D
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Re: Man's Best Friend
Reply #6 on: March 11, 2008, 12:05:58 AM
Certainly man's best friend.
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Re: Man's Best Friend
Reply #7 on: March 11, 2008, 07:06:50 PM
A dog is truly a man's best friend.

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for
an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see
you!

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I wouldn't be that cruel to my dog ;)


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Re: Man's Best Friend
Reply #8 on: March 11, 2008, 07:09:40 PM
If we don't here from you for the next few days Ricky, I'll assume your missus has just read that post and smacked you about the head with something heavy :D
Give in, buy several Farmer's!!!!!!


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Reply #9 on: March 11, 2008, 07:15:54 PM
If we don't here from you for the next few days Ricky, I'll assume your missus has just read that post and smacked you about the head with something heavy :D
She wouldn't be that direct mental torture hurts worse and lasts longer :D


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Re: Man's Best Friend
Reply #10 on: March 11, 2008, 07:17:53 PM
If we don't here from you for the next few days Ricky, I'll assume your missus has just read that post and smacked you about the head with something heavy :D
She wouldn't be that direct mental torture hurts worse and lasts longer :D
You know I really don't miss being married :D
Give in, buy several Farmer's!!!!!!


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Reply #11 on: March 11, 2008, 07:20:44 PM
If we don't here from you for the next few days Ricky, I'll assume your missus has just read that post and smacked you about the head with something heavy :D
She wouldn't be that direct mental torture hurts worse and lasts longer :D
You know I really don't miss being married :D
Go on rub it in


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Re: Man's Best Friend
Reply #12 on: March 11, 2008, 07:21:56 PM
That doesn't mean I'm not on the look out for the next miss wrong ::)
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Re: Man's Best Friend
Reply #13 on: March 11, 2008, 07:27:56 PM
That doesn't mean I'm not on the look out for the next miss wrong ::)
Mate I think you would be better off with" miss right now " :D


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Re: Man's Best Friend
Reply #14 on: March 12, 2008, 10:24:24 AM
That doesn't mean I'm not on the look out for the next miss wrong ::)
Mate I think you would be better off with" miss right now " :D
I've had one too many of them in my time ;)
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Re: Man's Best Friend
Reply #15 on: March 12, 2008, 01:21:54 PM
Why, what did you get?  :pok:

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Re: Man's Best Friend
Reply #16 on: March 12, 2008, 01:27:38 PM
Why, what did you get?  :pok:

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Nope, they were definatly ships that thankfully passed in the night :D
Give in, buy several Farmer's!!!!!!


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Re: Man's Best Friend
Reply #17 on: March 12, 2008, 02:16:59 PM
Just as long as they didn't rub the paint off and leave a nasty mark while passing!   :ahhh

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Re: Man's Best Friend
Reply #18 on: March 12, 2008, 03:03:03 PM
Just as long as they didn't rub the paint off and leave a nasty mark while passing!   :ahhh

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Only of the mental scar veriety :D
Give in, buy several Farmer's!!!!!!


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Re: Man's Best Friend
Reply #19 on: March 12, 2008, 03:24:26 PM
No problem then- a little makeup can cover those! 



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Re: Man's Best Friend
Reply #20 on: March 12, 2008, 06:01:21 PM
I always insist my women are clean shaven :D
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Re: Man's Best Friend
Reply #21 on: March 12, 2008, 06:26:45 PM
I insist they wear the same dress size as me so we can double our wardrobes! :D

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Re: Man's Best Friend
Reply #22 on: March 12, 2008, 06:43:48 PM
I insist they wear the same dress size as me so we can double our wardrobes! :D

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I have the disturbing picture of you in a cocktail dress boss :ahhh


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Re: Man's Best Friend
Reply #23 on: March 12, 2008, 06:47:33 PM
I insist they wear the same dress size as me so we can double our wardrobes! :D

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I have the disturbing picture of you in a cocktail dress boss :ahhh
Feel free to keep it to yourself :o

I hope kim's not looking over you shoulder when you typed that Grant :D
Give in, buy several Farmer's!!!!!!


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Re: Man's Best Friend
Reply #24 on: March 12, 2008, 07:00:21 PM
Well Kim is shorter than I am, but that's ok because I like a high hemline!

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Re: Man's Best Friend
Reply #25 on: March 12, 2008, 10:38:09 PM
Well Kim is shorter than I am, but that's ok because I like a high hemline!

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:D

Well here's to living dangerously :cheers:
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