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Pe-nis snake!! Discovered

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Pe-nis snake!! Discovered
on: December 22, 2012, 02:47:50 AM
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Re: Pe-nis snake!! Discovered
Reply #1 on: December 22, 2012, 03:11:34 AM
 :rofl: Man-aconda....
There's no such thing as "Too pretty to carry".  There's only "Too pretty NOT to carry"...... >:D


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Pe-nis snake!! Discovered
Reply #2 on: December 23, 2012, 07:30:02 AM
You should read the comments about this on the other forum. Well you did Tommy. :rofl: :rofl: They have also discovered a new spider in south america that well its deadly. :D

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Re: Pe-nis snake!! Discovered
Reply #3 on: December 23, 2012, 11:25:30 AM
the new Amazon River dweller is being called a “floppy snake,”



Read more at http://www.inquisitr.com/292028/smurf-snake-discovered-in-brazil/#I0JveCMTKTpWpR3H.99



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Re: Pe-nis snake!! Discovered
Reply #4 on: December 23, 2012, 02:54:00 PM
Smurf snake!

That's hilarious! I wonder if it lives in salsmurfer! :P

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Re: Pe-nis snake!! Discovered
Reply #5 on: December 23, 2012, 05:11:00 PM
Well it's obvious why it gets it's name, :rofl: lol! I wonder where it gets circumcised? :think: JR
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Re: Pe-nis snake!! Discovered
Reply #6 on: December 25, 2012, 01:54:58 AM
Man-aconda!   :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


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Re: Pe-nis snake!! Discovered
Reply #7 on: December 25, 2012, 02:00:05 AM
So, what does it eat?
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Re: Pe-nis snake!! Discovered
Reply #8 on: December 25, 2012, 02:04:14 AM
There is no problem that cannot be solved by the use of high explosives.


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Re: Pe-nis snake!! Discovered
Reply #9 on: December 25, 2012, 02:05:26 AM
Dear Leatherman......................
 

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Pe-nis snake!! Discovered
Reply #10 on: December 25, 2012, 04:37:36 PM
So, what does it eat?

Cats? :P
Lol lmao!!! Hahahhahahaha belly laugher there.
If I remember correctly, wait, what was I saying?


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Re: Pe-nis snake!! Discovered
Reply #11 on: December 26, 2012, 02:38:30 AM
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Re: Pe-nis snake!! Discovered
Reply #12 on: December 26, 2012, 05:01:20 AM
Hey I got a good one for you, I asked my son if he's ever herd of one. He said a what, na there can't be such of a thing, is there? If so where does it get it's name? Does it look like one? Now my wife and I are laughing historically, but the best part is to come literally! He says and I quote, "what's it shoot for venom, pee?" Then we lost it, of course we weren't thinking of pee neither, lol!  JR
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Re: Pe-nis snake!! Discovered
Reply #13 on: December 26, 2012, 05:20:40 AM
:)):D

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