Suicide

eodtech · **on:** March 26, 2008, 04:08:04 PM

I was depressed last night
so I called the suicide hotline.
It's been outsourced to
a call center in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked
if I could drive a truck.

Andrew J. Gnoza, III

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #1 on:** March 26, 2008, 05:19:17 PM

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #2 on:** March 26, 2008, 05:23:50 PM

Automatic or stick?

That suicide hotline is pretty good, offering you a new job to help turn your life around!

Def

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #3 on:** March 26, 2008, 07:07:05 PM

All I got was some guy called reece trying to sell me air purifers

Dunc · **Reply #4 on:** March 26, 2008, 07:14:46 PM

Someone told me that joke the other day but it was a plane instead of a truck

Dunc

jock1 · **Reply #5 on:** March 26, 2008, 07:28:19 PM

Quote from: micky d on March 26, 2008, 07:07:05 PM

All I got was some guy called reece trying to sell me air purifers

At least some one spoke to you THEY HUNG UP ON ME

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #6 on:** March 26, 2008, 07:30:44 PM

They know a lost cause when they hear one

jock1 · **Reply #7 on:** March 26, 2008, 07:40:25 PM

Quote from: micky d on March 26, 2008, 07:30:44 PM

They know a lost cause when they hear one

It's nice to have friends

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #8 on:** March 26, 2008, 08:19:11 PM

With friends like this...

Def

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #9 on:** March 26, 2008, 08:21:13 PM

What did I say

bobofish · **Reply #10 on:** March 26, 2008, 11:46:57 PM

The dubai suicide hotline also throws in 72 virgins as a signing bonus; how many does the pakistani one offer?

CQC-7 · **Reply #11 on:** March 27, 2008, 02:53:17 AM

About the 72 virgins, I wonder how long they would stay virgins? Also, I would be weary about the Arabic to English translation, how do you know you wont get 72 Virginians?

665ae · **Reply #12 on:** March 27, 2008, 05:50:13 AM

Or 72 Jurgens...

Roadie · **Reply #13 on:** March 27, 2008, 10:57:17 AM

Quote from: CQC-7 on March 27, 2008, 02:53:17 AM

About the 72 virgins, I wonder how long they would stay virgins? Also, I would be weary about the Arabic to English translation, how do you know you wont get 72 Virginians?

Does it ever state the sex of the virgins? Could end up quite disappointed otherwise.....

ducktapehero · **Reply #14 on:** March 27, 2008, 03:26:38 PM

The poor suckers may not even get their 72 virgins, they may only get some grapes.

http://ko.offroadpakistan.com/religion/2004_08/quran_may_promise_grapes_not_virgins.html

I'm Still Bison · **Reply #15 on:** March 27, 2008, 05:24:06 PM

Would it be asking too much to wish they were sour grapes?

BIG-TARGET · **Reply #16 on:** March 27, 2008, 05:33:55 PM

Quote from: ducktapehero on March 27, 2008, 03:26:38 PM

The poor suckers may not even get their 72 virgins, they may only get some grapes.

http://ko.offroadpakistan.com/religion/2004_08/quran_may_promise_grapes_not_virgins.html

Then make wine. He's dead, might as well live it up.

J-sews · **Reply #17 on:** March 28, 2008, 02:19:34 AM

Quote from: Roadie on March 27, 2008, 10:57:17 AM

Quote from: CQC-7 on March 27, 2008, 02:53:17 AM
About the 72 virgins, I wonder how long they would stay virgins? Also, I would be weary about the Arabic to English translation, how do you know you wont get 72 Virginians?

Does it ever state the sex of the virgins? Could end up quite disappointed otherwise.....

Sex not stated...........nor species either for that matter.

ducktapehero · **Reply #18 on:** March 28, 2008, 04:40:38 AM

Quote

Then make wine. He's dead, might as well live it up.

I don't think 72 grapes is gonna make enough wine to last an eternity.

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