I'll chip in here with the standard Aussie response...Stir a teaspoon of cement into your coffee Princess, and Harden the **** up! We're noted for being a compassionate and understanding people us Aussies..
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The Leathermen weren't so bad. Climber has thin nail nicks and tough ass springs.
From the office tool kit - guaranteed to open the stiffest blade.
Go to your local pharmacy. Look for biotin with the vitamins. One a day. Helps you hair grow thicker too.