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Jurassic Park Fail

us Offline Bensasupertool

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Jurassic Park Fail
on: May 03, 2013, 04:31:34 AM
The MT that was never used. Dr. Grant wore a massive sheath on his hip. Supertool maybe? .22 magizine sheath? Poor little Timmy had to suffer shocking results. The scene at the dead electric fence just kills me. Dr. Grant could have saved the day with nipping through the small gauge wire.
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Re: Jurassic Park Fail
Reply #1 on: May 03, 2013, 02:05:08 PM
If it had been a Surge he could have thrown it at the attacking raptors and they would have all fallen to their doom in the crater it created when it hit the ground...

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Re: Jurassic Park Fail
Reply #2 on: May 04, 2013, 04:49:03 AM
I just saw this one recently... Those kids would have had no problem slipping through the fence, and Grant probably could have slipped through in a pinch. Instead they have the kids climb over so they can have that exciting "countdown to electrical death" scenario.

That movie has a number of :facepalm: moments.


 

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