hypothetical best 'zombie hunter' blade

[Lynn LeFey]

The bottle opener is for once the zombie whacking is complete, and it's time to kick back and enjoy a cold one.

[dmanuel]

Figured the Crovel would have been one of the first ones mentioned!

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I get the shovel, the spike, the hammer...
But how do you re-kill a zombie with the bottle opener?   

Everyone knows that ice cold beer will totally survive doomsday/zombies. 

[rockhound42]

second for a geologists pick hammer, pick could be sharpened up i'm sure.

[pfrsantos]

I would not underestimate the force a 65kg woman can put out, much in the same way I wouldn't stand in front of 22lr

Mossad operatives tend to favour .22 for backup handguns and Mossad snipers used that same ammo. We also use other types but these are very efective...

 

[pfrsantos]

You can also go "native":

Pontiac, Sioux, Mohicans and others used war clubs.
 

(I believe CanadianLMFan is part Iroquois...)