Uncle Def's Premium and Ultra Premium Tool Oil

thebullfrog · **Reply #30 on:** March 31, 2014, 01:37:24 AM

I had to just because the whole thing is ridiculous and hilarious. I couldn't NOT buy one.

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #31 on:** March 31, 2014, 02:30:34 AM

I'm glad everyone is getting a kick out of this.

Def

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Syph007 · **Reply #32 on:** March 31, 2014, 02:38:23 AM

I scored a limited edition red cap!!!!

mcniac · **Reply #33 on:** March 31, 2014, 03:48:31 AM

will they be available in tactical cammo? I'm concerned the red cap will be easy to spot if I'm doing some undercover lubing

David · **Reply #34 on:** March 31, 2014, 06:45:44 AM

I bought one of each.

enki_ck · **Reply #35 on:** March 31, 2014, 01:13:02 PM

Quote from: mcniac on March 31, 2014, 03:48:31 AM

will they be available in tactical cammo? I'm concerned the red cap will be easy to spot if I'm doing some undercover lubing

Hey, this is a family friendly forum.

pfrsantos · **Reply #36 on:** March 31, 2014, 01:47:15 PM

Will you be making a kickstarter for Blue (sailing tools) and Green (outdoor survival tools)? I'd totally subscribe it!!!!

dks · **Reply #37 on:** March 31, 2014, 02:08:25 PM

I hope it is as good as it's sister product made by Def...
Nice to see Grant expanding to new markets

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #38 on:** March 31, 2014, 02:16:22 PM

It's funny that you mention that- I actually do have a follow up product in the works since I don't want people to think I am just a one hit wonder.

I'd also like to take a moment to let you all know that I sincerely appreciate you all being a part of my madness around here!

Def

mcniac · **Reply #39 on:** March 31, 2014, 02:39:40 PM

Should I ban myself?

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derekmac · **Reply #40 on:** March 31, 2014, 03:18:48 PM

Quote from: dks on March 31, 2014, 02:08:25 PM

I hope it is as good as it's sister product made by Def...
Nice to see Grant expanding to new markets

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Liquor and lube. Nuf said.

Gareth · **Reply #41 on:** March 31, 2014, 04:01:38 PM

Quote from: dks on March 31, 2014, 02:08:25 PM

I hope it is as good as it's sister product made by Def...
Nice to see Grant expanding to new markets

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Shame it's not the best Whisky.

comis · **Reply #42 on:** March 31, 2014, 05:38:04 PM

Quote from: derekmac on March 31, 2014, 03:18:48 PM

Quote from: dks on March 31, 2014, 02:08:25 PM
I hope it is as good as it's sister product made by Def...
Nice to see Grant expanding to new markets

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Liquor and lube. Nuf said.

Nah, it's all lube...

BIG-TARGET · **Reply #43 on:** July 15, 2014, 12:15:27 AM

Any more left? I want to be lubed Uncle Def's way!!

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #44 on:** July 15, 2014, 11:26:44 AM

I do indeed have a few bottles left. In fact, most went so quickly I was wondering if I should resupply, or if the joke had gone far enough.

Def

Grathr · **Reply #45 on:** July 15, 2014, 11:46:16 AM

So there wont be a special 8th aniversary edition???

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Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #46 on:** July 15, 2014, 01:15:20 PM

Probably not. I doubt I could get a new supply of bottles in time!

Def

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ducttapetech · **Reply #47 on:** July 15, 2014, 03:20:07 PM

Maybe for the 10 year mark.

That's us mobile.

Syph007 · **Reply #48 on:** July 15, 2014, 04:06:17 PM

Uncle Def is one slippery character!

I got a bottle and I keep forgetting to use it in funny photos... its sitting on my desk still.

3rdpig · **Reply #49 on:** July 21, 2014, 07:09:29 AM

Obi1shinobee · **Reply #50 on:** November 30, 2016, 07:31:44 PM

Awesome .. Thank You Uncle Def

LoopCutter · **Reply #51 on:** November 30, 2016, 08:22:58 PM

Oh my! This some slippery stuff, it took me a bunch of testing to settle on this brand. Even smuggled it to the states in unmarked bottles.
Thanks

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Kev D · **Reply #52 on:** December 02, 2016, 12:30:31 PM

I used mine to lube the front door lock, it was getting harder to insert/extract the key. A few drops on the key and and a few operations of the lock and it's good as new again

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #53 on:** December 02, 2016, 01:08:30 PM

Quote from: Kevin Davey on December 02, 2016, 12:30:31 PM

I used mine to lube the front door lock, it was getting harder to insert/extract the key. A few drops on the key and and a few operations of the lock and it's good as new again

Far be it for me to try and talk you out of using Uncle Def's Premium Tool Oil you should usually try to use a dry lubricant like graphite on locks. Liquid lubricants just tend to absorb a lot of dirt and debris, then dry out leaving that gunk to cement on internal parts.

Def

Kev D · **Reply #54 on:** December 02, 2016, 01:34:05 PM

Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on December 02, 2016, 01:08:30 PM

Quote from: Kevin Davey on December 02, 2016, 12:30:31 PM
I used mine to lube the front door lock, it was getting harder to insert/extract the key. A few drops on the key and and a few operations of the lock and it's good as new again

Far be it for me to try and talk you out of using Uncle Def's Premium Tool Oil you should usually try to use a dry lubricant like graphite on locks. Liquid lubricants just tend to absorb a lot of dirt and debris, then dry out leaving that gunk to cement on internal parts.

Def

It normally gets done with 3 in 1 oil every few years, but Uncle Def's was in my living room so saved me a trip to the garage to get 3 in 1

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #55 on:** December 02, 2016, 03:34:20 PM

Uncle Def is proud to be of service.

Def

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #56 on:** December 06, 2017, 02:57:40 PM

I am proud to announce that Uncle Def's INFINITY SERIES Ultra Premium Tool Oil has finally been approved by the United Colombian Homeopathic Veterinary Medical Council and so it is now available to the public!

https://store.multitool.org/departments/uncle-def-s-infinity-series-ultra-premium-tool-oil-256.html

Now in MAN SIZE 50ml bottles for those big tools that need extra lubrication!

And, To prove that there is never a dull moment here at the Uncle Def Industrial Laboratory and Research Institute, coming soon, the Precisio-Lube System!

Remember, when you think slippery, think Uncle Def!

Def