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It was a dark and stormy night....

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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #540 on: December 09, 2014, 06:35:43 AM
Meanwhile, Tim comes along with two real reaper holstered next to his side, and the theme song of the good, the bad and the ugly is in the air....


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It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #541 on: December 09, 2014, 06:36:03 AM
Def stares at Death.


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« Last Edit: December 09, 2014, 06:38:02 AM by Grathr »
-Knívleysur maður er lívleysur maður.
 "A Knifeless man is a lifeless man" old Faroese proverb.


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #542 on: December 09, 2014, 07:03:42 AM
Death slowly reach for his leap, but Tim's hands are already on his two reapers...


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It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #543 on: December 09, 2014, 07:33:43 AM
Then suddenly Stew also known as Scattergun13 suddenly appeared.


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-Knívleysur maður er lívleysur maður.
 "A Knifeless man is a lifeless man" old Faroese proverb.


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #544 on: December 09, 2014, 07:38:52 AM
And the world turned black


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #545 on: December 09, 2014, 08:09:56 AM
When the light came back, death had a strange look on his face and a pair of rubber chicken legs dangling out of his behind...


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 "A Knifeless man is a lifeless man" old Faroese proverb.


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #546 on: December 09, 2014, 08:20:32 AM
Ewww....


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It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #547 on: December 09, 2014, 08:25:51 AM
Said Tim. And looked over at Def who...


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-Knívleysur maður er lívleysur maður.
 "A Knifeless man is a lifeless man" old Faroese proverb.


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #548 on: December 09, 2014, 08:27:08 AM
Grinches with a smile in his face, and a bucket of lard in his hand. Def says "Welcome to the No Life club"


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Reply #549 on: December 09, 2014, 08:30:03 AM
You are all nuts!


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #550 on: December 09, 2014, 08:33:52 AM
The reaper cries. And begs help from scandic god called


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #551 on: December 09, 2014, 08:39:03 AM
Thor.
But Thor just laughs and gives Def a...


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-Knívleysur maður er lívleysur maður.
 "A Knifeless man is a lifeless man" old Faroese proverb.


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #552 on: December 09, 2014, 08:42:33 AM
Baldr


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #553 on: December 09, 2014, 08:46:59 AM
"Uh. Thanks I guess" said def and took Baldr' hand.


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-Knívleysur maður er lívleysur maður.
 "A Knifeless man is a lifeless man" old Faroese proverb.


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #554 on: December 09, 2014, 09:12:40 AM
Who upon the touch of Def's hand went berserk and chopped off ...
Education never stops.


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #555 on: December 09, 2014, 10:02:36 AM
All the flowers heads on the meadow, before he


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #556 on: December 09, 2014, 10:28:03 AM
Collapsed under his own weight


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #557 on: December 09, 2014, 10:34:16 AM
Falling on a snake that was looking for his brother.


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Reply #558 on: December 09, 2014, 10:54:12 AM
The snake did however not harm him, because it had promised to Baldr's mother not to harm him, just as all other living things had promised.


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-Knívleysur maður er lívleysur maður.
 "A Knifeless man is a lifeless man" old Faroese proverb.


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #559 on: December 09, 2014, 12:50:15 PM
Def jumped into his pink kayak.
If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #560 on: December 09, 2014, 12:59:07 PM
And pulling out his pink squeak...


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #561 on: December 09, 2014, 02:16:01 PM
he giggled like a crazy person watching...


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #562 on: December 09, 2014, 02:23:09 PM
2 midgets wrestling.
If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #563 on: December 09, 2014, 02:25:02 PM
Then he started to...


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #564 on: December 09, 2014, 02:29:37 PM
Siiiiiiiiing.......


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #565 on: December 09, 2014, 02:41:16 PM
The midgets, seeing the man wielding the scary pink squeak, and on top of that, singing, ran away in horror.


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #566 on: December 09, 2014, 02:43:40 PM
... and this is how the sport of marathon was born.
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #567 on: December 09, 2014, 03:11:50 PM
They ran till their feets bled.


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #568 on: December 09, 2014, 03:26:30 PM
When they finally stopped, they...
-Knívleysur maður er lívleysur maður.
 "A Knifeless man is a lifeless man" old Faroese proverb.


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #569 on: December 09, 2014, 03:27:14 PM
really had to pee :ahhh
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