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us Offline Dale

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Oye!!! My wife....
on: January 03, 2015, 01:46:35 AM



Ever have something that paid for itself before you got it?
I just had that happen with a knife strop block. Recently purchased on EBay to replace the belt I've been using.
So I'm sitting talking to Mrs D on the phone. She's scrolling thru EBay... Outta the blue she says.... " WHAT THE H*LL DID YOU BUY A PADDLE FOR!?!?"
Now that statement proved to be too much for me.
I replied " You've been getting a bit too sassy lately girl. Next time it happens? I'm gonna warm that backside up!! "
The results of that statement were spectacular!!! _WOOOOO !!! She launched into verbal tirade chocked full of colorful metaphors.
Something about what WOULD NOT be happening with that "PADDLE" & some kind of threat about the PADDLE being shoved somewhere very unpleasant.
I had to mute the phone I was laughing so hard. When she finally had to take a breath. I broke in and explained what it really was..
That strop paid for itself without me ever touching it.


I'm thinking of the immortal words of Socrates.. He said.. " I drank what?"

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Re: Oye!!! My wife....
Reply #1 on: January 03, 2015, 02:17:39 AM
 :clap:  :rofl:

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Re: Oye!!! My wife....
Reply #2 on: January 03, 2015, 02:57:45 AM
Oh man what i would do for an audio recording of them.
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Re: Oye!!! My wife....
Reply #3 on: January 03, 2015, 03:06:01 AM
 :cheers:


I'm thinking of the immortal words of Socrates.. He said.. " I drank what?"

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Re: Oye!!! My wife....
Reply #4 on: January 03, 2015, 03:08:46 AM
 :rofl:  :tu:

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Re: Oye!!! My wife....
Reply #5 on: January 03, 2015, 03:39:24 AM
nice!  tell her if she gets out of line you will warm up the "act-right"  (Paddle)   :rofl:
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Re: Oye!!! My wife....
Reply #6 on: January 03, 2015, 06:09:17 AM
:rofl:

D, I admire your courage to take the strop where it has never been.  :cheers:
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Re: Oye!!! My wife....
Reply #7 on: January 03, 2015, 09:01:57 AM
Complaining about buying a paddle? That's a paddlin'...

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Re: Oye!!! My wife....
Reply #8 on: January 03, 2015, 10:41:23 AM
 :rofl:


I'm thinking of the immortal words of Socrates.. He said.. " I drank what?"

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Re: Oye!!! My wife....
Reply #9 on: January 03, 2015, 10:43:47 AM
you are a brave man. perhaps not the brightest, but brave ;)
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Re: Oye!!! My wife....
Reply #10 on: January 03, 2015, 10:54:22 AM
Quote from: styx on January 03, 2015, 10:43:47 AM
you are a brave man. perhaps not the brightest, but brave ;)

Indeed, I have heard this many times.  :D


I'm thinking of the immortal words of Socrates.. He said.. " I drank what?"

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Re: Oye!!! My wife....
Reply #11 on: January 03, 2015, 11:06:54 AM
Quote from: Dale on January 03, 2015, 10:54:22 AM
Quote from: styx on January 03, 2015, 10:43:47 AM
you are a brave man. perhaps not the brightest, but brave ;)

Indeed, I have heard this many times.  :D

we all have  :rofl:

Nice one Dale  :hatsoff:

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Re: Oye!!! My wife....
Reply #12 on: January 03, 2015, 11:40:22 AM
That's a great story!

If you thought she was upset that you bought a paddle, wait till you see what happens when she finds out you shared that story on the 'net!

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Re: Oye!!! My wife....
Reply #13 on: January 03, 2015, 01:08:00 PM
get a helmet and duck
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Re: Oye!!! My wife....
Reply #14 on: January 03, 2015, 01:15:57 PM
She got a great sense of humor, except when it comes to paddles apparently.


I'm thinking of the immortal words of Socrates.. He said.. " I drank what?"

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Re: Oye!!! My wife....
Reply #15 on: January 03, 2015, 02:23:18 PM
That could have ended very badly...... :rofl:
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Re: Oye!!! My wife....
Reply #16 on: January 03, 2015, 03:25:54 PM
Women have their quirks, but, what is the alternative ?

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Re: Oye!!! My wife....
Reply #17 on: January 03, 2015, 03:26:41 PM
Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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Re: Oye!!! My wife....
Reply #18 on: January 25, 2015, 03:43:52 AM
Bump for others to read...  :D


I'm thinking of the immortal words of Socrates.. He said.. " I drank what?"

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Re: Oye!!! My wife....
Reply #19 on: January 25, 2015, 08:02:40 AM
Pictures or it didn't happen. :whistle:
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Re: Oye!!! My wife....
Reply #20 on: January 25, 2015, 09:06:19 AM
Everythings a paddle if you're brave enough... ::)
Good story...  :rofl: :D
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Re: Oye!!! My wife....
Reply #21 on: January 25, 2015, 12:17:39 PM
Quote from: styx on January 03, 2015, 01:08:00 PM
get a helmet and a duck

Oh that's just wrong :pok:
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