Dolly's World Tour - Can you host?

[NKlamerus]

If Dolly or any of the friends want to take a beach vacation let me know!

[Kev D]

Dave 

Did the travel tag make it with Stan and Kat? I'll track it to New Jersey if it did.

Yep! it made it safe.  I'll enter the # online.

Excellent 

I've tracked as visiting a geocache in the centre of a park area in New Jersey so it updates the map.

https://www.geocaching.com/track/map_gm.aspx?ID=2985740

Current distance travelled is approx 3646 miles (5868km)

[eamo]

Great to see they made it safe and sound JD, i've barely slept since they left with worry.

Glad Sam has redeemed himself by getting Kat to you ok JD 

yeah, seriously ? sometimes i wish i'd let Rex eat that gobsmurfe.

Uh oh, look what I saw on my milk this morning. Dun Dun Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.
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any sightings ? surely there must be ? i feel so bad about this, my daughter cries herself to sleep every night . . . .

[magentus]

Great to see they made it safe and sound JD, i've barely slept since they left with worry.

Glad Sam has redeemed himself by getting Kat to you ok JD 

yeah, seriously ? sometimes i wish i'd let Rex eat that gobsmurfe.

Uh oh, look what I saw on my milk this morning. Dun Dun Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.
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any sightings ? surely there must be ? i feel so bad about this, my daughter cries herself to sleep every night . . . .

How come your daughter has been tweeting that it's you crying yourself to sleep every night Eamo?

[eamo]

Great to see they made it safe and sound JD, i've barely slept since they left with worry.

Glad Sam has redeemed himself by getting Kat to you ok JD 

yeah, seriously ? sometimes i wish i'd let Rex eat that gobsmurfe.

Uh oh, look what I saw on my milk this morning. Dun Dun Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.
via Imgflip Meme Generator

any sightings ? surely there must be ? i feel so bad about this, my daughter cries herself to sleep every night . . . .

How come your daughter has been tweeting that it's you crying yourself to sleep every night Eamo?

because . . . . . because i feel so bad over what happened to Dolly 

[jerseydevil]

Spending the day in the office rather on the loading dock, so Stan and Kat get to hang out with Stephanie for the day.

[magentus]

Spending the day in the office rather on the loading dock, so Stan and Kat get to hang out with Stephanie for the day.

Is that Stephanie's board in the corner?

[jerseydevil]

Spending the day in the office rather on the loading dock, so Stan and Kat get to hang out with Stephanie for the day.

Is that Stephanie's board in the corner?

not quite. I told her you asked that and she broke up laughing. That belongs to one of the temps here at the warehouse today. She's a sweetheart, but Steph can't chew gum and walk at the same time.......

[magentus]

Spending the day in the office rather on the loading dock, so Stan and Kat get to hang out with Stephanie for the day.

Is that Stephanie's board in the corner?

not quite. I told her you asked that and she broke up laughing. That belongs to one of the temps here at the warehouse today. She's a sweetheart, but Steph can't chew gum and walk at the same time.......

Lol out loud. She's about as much use as Security Stan then eh?

[zoidberg]

 

[magentus]

I'd like to welcome the new member of my U Boat crew . Replacing the psychotic Dolly we have mild mannered Ornithologist and qualified Medic, Medical Bill. He is available to give (free) medical advice to all those who require it.
WP_20161017_008 by magpie2112, on Flickr

[magentus]

Medical Bill has been making himself useful around the place. Here he is risk assessing my SI ready for Wenger Wednesday. I hope his report clears the SI for use -- he's very thorough.
WP_20161018_006 by magpie2112, on Flickr

[firiki]

I'd like to welcome the new member of my U Boat crew . Replacing the psychotic Dolly we have mild mannered Ornithologist and qualified Medic, Medical Bill. He is available to give (free) medical advice to all those who require it.
WP_20161017_008 by magpie2112, on Flickr

Does that include sensitive matters, like bees and flowers and chlamydia?

[magentus]

I'd like to welcome the new member of my U Boat crew . Replacing the psychotic Dolly we have mild mannered Ornithologist and qualified Medic, Medical Bill. He is available to give (free) medical advice to all those who require it.
WP_20161017_008 by magpie2112, on Flickr

Does that include sensitive matters, like bees and flowers and chlamydia?

Anything you say to Medical Bill will be kept in the strictest confidence firiki. He is bound by the Hippocratic oath (one for you Hellene's there), even though he isn't a hippo. Fire away!

[eamo]

Medical Bill has been making himself useful around the place. Here he is risk assessing my SI ready for Wenger Wednesday. I hope his report clears the SI for use -- he's very thorough.
WP_20161018_006 by magpie2112, on Flickr

did it pass ?

Welcome Medical Bill, I hope you fare better then Dolly on your travels.

Mags, is MB REC certified ? I recently passed my remote emergency care course and i'd love to compare notes.
 

[magentus]

Medical Bill has been making himself useful around the place. Here he is risk assessing my SI ready for Wenger Wednesday. I hope his report clears the SI for use -- he's very thorough.
WP_20161018_006 by magpie2112, on Flickr

did it pass ?

Welcome Medical Bill, I hope you fare better then Dolly on your travels.

Mags, is MB REC certified ? I recently passed my remote emergency care course and i'd love to compare notes.

Medical Boill passed the SI with flying colours and is risk assessing the whole U Boat as I type. I asked him about his REC qualification and he said he's qualified from the school of hard knocks, learnt it on the street, old skool, keeping it real'. So that's a No.

What did yours involve Eamo?

[eamo]

What did yours involve Eamo?

well, it mostly involved remote emergency care training 

it covered CPR, AED's bandaging/splinting usual first aid stuff with a bit more emphasis on the outdoors, eg, big emphasis on keeping casualties sheltered/warm etc.

[magentus]

Always know where your towel is.

[eamo]

Always know where your towel is.

indeed. that pretty much covers it all really; such useful items so they are. though in fairness those little microfibre towels wouldn't be much use in combat.

[magentus]

Tell that to the ancient and venerated 'Microfibre towel' combat monks of lower Slough. I dare you.

[eamo]

Tell that to the ancient and venerated 'Microfibre towel' combat monks of lower Slough. I dare you.

I would if I could find them but I dare them to use one to hide from the bugblatter beast of traal

[magentus]

Tell that to the ancient and venerated 'Microfibre towel' combat monks of lower Slough. I dare you.

I would if I could find them but I dare them to use one to hide from the bugblatter beast of traal

Bwak Bwak Bwaaaaaaaaak chicken-87 by magpie2112, on Flickr

[magentus]

Coffee break on the U Boat has been very relaxing since Dolly went away. Even the unpredictable and terrifying Cthennifer is keeping him her itself to itself somewhere in the bowels of the ship. Most days it's just me, R2 and Medical Bill chewing the fat, drinking coffee and watching old episodes of Dad's Army. R2 is off maintaining the torpedo tubes so today it's just me and Bill:
WP_20161024_009 by magpie2112, on Flickr

[Kev D]

Why is the medic carrying a knife if he's just chilling with coffee? Or is that just for his sak and coffee pic?

[magentus]

He says 'Just in case..............' 

[Grant Lamontagne]

You never know when coffee will get violent on you, it is important to be armed!

Somehow I always thought Medical Bill would be bigger...   

Def

[magentus]

Since reading your first aid post and the mention of a traceotomy, he's been brandishing the awl and waiting by me every time I eat and drink anything. It's got so I have to go up top to cough otherwise I fear he will pounce and open my throat 'because that's what he's paid for'.

[jerseydevil]

You never know when coffee will get violent on you, it is important to be armed!

Somehow I always thought Medical Bill would be bigger...   

Def

[Kev D]

You never know when coffee will get violent on you, it is important to be armed!

Somehow I always thought Medical Bill would be bigger...   

Def

 

[pfrsantos]

You never know when coffee will get violent on you, it is important to be armed!

Somehow I always thought Medical Bill would be bigger...   

Def

 

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