The "Never used an awl" club

[jalind]

Scratching his haemorrhoids?

If Napoleon had had an awl at the battle of Waterloo history would have turned out totally different...

Yes, it would have been totawlly different!

ABBA wouldn't have won the Eurovision Song Contest. 

Awl! The humawlnity!!



How dreadfawlly awlful.

[TonySal]

Scratching his haemorrhoids?

If Napoleon had had an awl at the battle of Waterloo history would have turned out totally different...

Yes, it would have been totawlly different!

ABBA wouldn't have won the Eurovision Song Contest. 

Awl! The humawlnity!!

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How dreadfawlly awlful.

What's awl the fuss about?

[jalind]

Scratching his haemorrhoids?

If Napoleon had had an awl at the battle of Waterloo history would have turned out totally different...

Yes, it would have been totawlly different!

ABBA wouldn't have won the Eurovision Song Contest. 

Awl! The humawlnity!!

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How dreadfawlly awlful.

What's awl the fuss about?

Just the thought that AwlBBA would not have won the Eurovision Song Contest!

John
(who is one of those that knows ABBA's discography and immediately recognized the "Waterloo" connection)

[jalind]

Let me help you out Mags . . . looks like she could move in a little closer to him too!

[Thunderpants]

Well, I'm glad someone found a use for the mighty Awl!

[Don Pablo]

Pic of an Awl pointing at a pic of an awl pointing at a pic of woody allen's bum. 



Edit: Photo trouble, fixed. Awl of you move along now and take photos

[firiki]

Scratching his haemorrhoids?

If Napoleon had had an awl at the battle of Waterloo history would have turned out totally different...

Yes, it would have been totawlly different!

He would have been Napawleon then   

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and maybe naming one's pig Napoleon wouldn't be against French law as it is today

[magentus]

Pic of an Awl pointing at a bail on the same knife as an Awl pointing at a pic of an awl pointing at a pic of woody allen's bum. 
WP_20161114_001 by magpie2112, on Flickr

[Thunderpants]

They're going to use this thread to motivate the workers at the Victorinox factory, I just know it.

"Ladies, it's November and dark outside. You might feel your life is trickling away, hour by hour, putting awls on Spartans. But remember! That little awl might one day go on to great things. It could end up on Multitool.org, pointing at another awl which is pointing at Woody Allen's ass. And when you see that picture, your hearts will fill with pride, and you will know that all your labours have not been in vain..."
 

[Don Pablo]

Pic of a SAK awl with an owl pointing at a Pic of an Awl pointing at a bail on the same knife as an Awl pointing at a pic of an awl pointing at a pic of woody allen's bum.



Hehe Thunder 

[magentus]

They're going to use this thread to motivate the workers at the Victorinox factory, I just know it.

"Ladies, it's November and dark outside. You might feel your life is trickling away, hour by hour, putting awls on Spartans. But remember! That little awl might one day go on to great things. It could end up on Multitool.org, pointing at another awl which is pointing at Woody Allen's ass. And when you see that picture, your hearts will fill with pride, and you will know that all your labours have not been in vain..."
 

If voodoo is in any way real, then I would not like to be Woody Allens bum right now.
Pic of an Awl pointing at the owl of the SAK awl with an owl pointing at a Pic of an Awl pointing at a bail on the same knife as an Awl pointing at a pic of an awl pointing at a pic of woody allen's bum.
WP_20161114_002 by magpie2112, on Flickr

[firiki]

Pic of a SAK awl with an owl pointing at a Pic of an Awl pointing at a bail on the same knife as an Awl pointing at a pic of an awl pointing at a pic of woody allen's bum.

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Hehe Thunder 

Where did you get that, Pablo? It looks very much like Athena's owl, a symbawl of kwawledge and wisdom.

[Don Pablo]

No idea, it was a little trinket laying around that I put on my sak. 
I do awlfully like it.


Pic of an Awl pointing at a Pikachu Awl pointing at the owl of the SAK awl with an owl pointing at a Pic of an Awl pointing at a bail on the same knife as an Awl pointing at a pic of an awl pointing at a pic of woody allen's bum.

[magentus]

Pic of one awl pointing at an owl, while another points at a nail, on a hand holding an Awl pointing at a Pikachu Awl pointing at the owl of the SAK awl with an owl pointing at a Pic of an Awl pointing at a bail on the same knife as an Awl pointing at a pic of an awl pointing at a pic of woody allen's bum.
WP_20161114_003 by magpie2112, on Flickr

[firiki]

No idea, it was a little trinket laying around that I put on my sak. 
I do awlfully like it.


Pic of an Awl pointing at a Pikachu Awl pointing at the owl of the SAK awl with an owl pointing at a Pic of an Awl pointing at a bail on the same knife as an Awl pointing at a pic of an awl pointing at a pic of woody allen's bum.
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I agree it's a nice little thing

These awl pics is how this pun thing begun... I can see many people, even the most vawliant, needing Vawlium if the pun flood comes back 

[magentus]

Nearly 650 posts so far.  If this thread doesn't end in at least one of us rocking in a corner somewhere then I'm sending Greenwood to Harley. And you can take that to the bank!

[firiki]

Nearly 650 posts so far.  If this thread doesn't end in at least one of us rocking in a corner somewhere then I'm sending Greenwood to Harley. And you can take that to the bank!

Wait till we reach post #666...  Hawley will be thrilled, I'm sure 

[magentus]

Nearly 650 posts so far.  If this thread doesn't end in at least one of us rocking in a corner somewhere then I'm sending Greenwood to Harley. And you can take that to the bank!

Wait till we reach post #666...  Hawley will be thrilled, I'm sure 

Gulp! Will post #666 kick off the babalon working? Calling Dr Dee!

[firiki]

Nearly 650 posts so far.  If this thread doesn't end in at least one of us rocking in a corner somewhere then I'm sending Greenwood to Harley. And you can take that to the bank!

Wait till we reach post #666...  Hawley will be thrilled, I'm sure 

Gulp! Will post #666 kick off the babalon working? Calling Dr Dee!

Start hawllucinating, magentus, this way you'll be better prepared than most people

[jalind]

No idea, it was a little trinket laying around that I put on my sak. 
I do awlfully like it.


Pic of an Awl pointing at a Pikachu Awl pointing at the owl of the SAK awl with an owl pointing at a Pic of an Awl pointing at a bail on the same knife as an Awl pointing at a pic of an awl pointing at a pic of woody allen's bum.
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I agree it's a nice little thing

These awl pics is how this pun thing begun... I can see many people, even the most vawliant, needing Vawlium if the pun flood comes back 

Is there none with the wherewithawl to cawl a hawlt to the lunawlcy before it spirawls totawlly out of contrawl? 
Where will it awl end?

[Don Pablo]

Lovely, post 650.
The view from here is awlesome!

[magentus]

Countdown to the Awlpocawlypse - 15

[jalind]

Hawlping it awlong using a poke in the eye with a sharp awl



-14

[jalind]

-13

[magentus]

-12

Another pic, just for the Hawl of it;
WP_20161114_005 by magpie2112, on Flickr

[magentus]

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[Don Pablo]

T-8 posts to awlpocawlypse, awl docking arms disconnecting. Awl clear the area!

[magentus]

T-7 - sharks are circling:
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