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Little old hammers 13741

Zombie Apprentice Posts: 13,375 Sing, Michael, sing. On the route of the 19 Bus!
Re: Little old hammers
« Reply #90 on: October 01, 2008, 11:20:47 PM »
I promise you its a painfully true story. It wasn't until later when it was all fixed that any of us saw the funny side. It's a miracle we didn't start punching each other.

Techie: Quoi?
Northener: The 'ub, the f*****g 'ub - are you f****g stupid or what?
Techie:  :think: Quoi?

Sounds like a fairly normal northerner that :D

Oh yes. We were in Paris and would normally be found at Irish / English themed bars in the evenings. I saw the guy shift 16 pints one night - and then walk back to his hotel. Jesus could he drink.....


No Life Club Posts: 3,516 Benner fan club #003
Re: Little old hammers
« Reply #91 on: October 01, 2008, 11:23:22 PM »
What, do you mean, he's still got it from last time  ::) 

One man's punishment, is Dave's friend  :o

Neil
Has he still got it then ???, I thought you were supposed to be it's caretaker Neil ::)

I named it..."Neil Jr."...and trained it to wear frilly knickers ::) :pok:
« Last Edit: October 01, 2008, 11:40:26 PM by SporK »
No Life Club Posts: 4,531 Hello...is this thing on?
Re: Little old hammers
« Reply #92 on: October 01, 2008, 11:27:17 PM »
Oh yes. We were in Paris and would normally be found at Irish / English themed bars in the evenings. I saw the guy shift 16 pints one night - and then walk back to his hotel. Jesus could he drink.....

Sounds like my Uncle, give him larger or beer and he'll drink it till the cows come home and be fine......however give him red wine and within a glass he's all over the shop....quite funny to watch actually! :D

Life is like a sandwich...the older it gets the crustier it becomes!
Zombie Apprentice Posts: 13,375 Sing, Michael, sing. On the route of the 19 Bus!
Re: Little old hammers
« Reply #93 on: October 01, 2008, 11:29:43 PM »
Oh yes. We were in Paris and would normally be found at Irish / English themed bars in the evenings. I saw the guy shift 16 pints one night - and then walk back to his hotel. Jesus could he drink.....

Sounds like my Uncle, give him larger or beer and he'll drink it till the cows come home and be fine......however give him red wine and within a glass he's all over the shop....quite funny to watch actually! :D

Maybe that's why he used the phrase "Gimme a beer - yer can keep that French P**s" a lot? Not always a popular turn of phrase in paris  :drink:

Multitool.org Main Site Manager Zombie Apprentice Posts: 15,317
Re: Little old hammers
« Reply #94 on: October 01, 2008, 11:35:34 PM »
What, do you mean, he's still got it from last time  ::) 

One man's punishment, is Dave's friend  :o

Neil
Has he still got it then ???, I thought you were supposed to be it's caretaker Neil ::)

I named it..."Neil Jr."...and trained it to were frilly knickers ::) :pok:

 :o Oh smurf!

Neil

I'm not taking any more mod orders at present, sorry.
No Life Club Posts: 3,516 Benner fan club #003
Re: Little old hammers
« Reply #95 on: October 01, 2008, 11:42:16 PM »
Now if it would only stand still long enough for reflecto-chicken photos...
Chief of the Absolutely No Life Club! Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here... Posts: 43,090 Why haven't you got a Farmer yet!
Re: Little old hammers
« Reply #96 on: October 02, 2008, 08:12:24 AM »
Now if it would only stand still long enough for reflecto-chicken photos...(Image removed from quote.)
:ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :D

Give in, buy several Farmer's!!!!!!
Chief of the Absolutely No Life Club! Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here... Posts: 43,090 Why haven't you got a Farmer yet!
Re: Little old hammers
« Reply #97 on: October 02, 2008, 08:13:05 AM »
I promise you its a painfully true story. It wasn't until later when it was all fixed that any of us saw the funny side. It's a miracle we didn't start punching each other.

Techie: Quoi?
Northener: The 'ub, the f*****g 'ub - are you f****g stupid or what?
Techie:  :think: Quoi?


I can well imagine that set up :D :D

Give in, buy several Farmer's!!!!!!

 

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