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Is your watch (or phone) smarter than you?
« on: December 19, 2017, 02:48:49 PM »
Is your watch (or phone) smarter than you?



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Re: Is your watch (or phone) smarter than you?
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2017, 04:26:15 PM »
well it tells the time  ;)  :rofl:
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Re: Is your watch (or phone) smarter than you?
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2017, 04:52:09 PM »
My watch, probably not. My phone, yes


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Re: Is your watch (or phone) smarter than you?
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2017, 05:11:46 PM »
Dude, anything is smarter then me...

 :facepalm:

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Re: Is your watch (or phone) smarter than you?
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2017, 05:35:32 PM »
Did you add the phone part  :think: I would still say no even though I'm not very clever  :rofl: although my phone is probably as irratating as me  :D
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Re: Is your watch (or phone) smarter than you?
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2017, 07:16:46 PM »
I dunno, you tell me.



(yes I know the watch face is cracked, keep meaning to do something about it)

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Re: Is your watch (or phone) smarter than you?
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2017, 07:35:29 PM »
I dunno, you tell me.

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(yes I know the watch face is cracked, keep meaning to do something about it)

 :rofl: think my dogs more clever as that phone,but I still preferred those days of just phoning and texting people ,phones do so much now  :-[
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Re: Is your watch (or phone) smarter than you?
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2017, 07:48:36 PM »
I dunno, you tell me.

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(yes I know the watch face is cracked, keep meaning to do something about it)

 :rofl: think my dogs more clever as that phone,but I still preferred those days of just phoning and texting people ,phones do so much now  :-[

Yup, I loathe smart phones. :)

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Re: Is your watch (or phone) smarter than you?
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2017, 07:51:37 PM »
I dunno, you tell me.

(Image removed from quote.)

(yes I know the watch face is cracked, keep meaning to do something about it)

 :rofl: think my dogs more clever as that phone,but I still preferred those days of just phoning and texting people ,phones do so much now  :-[

Yup, I loathe smart phones. :)

plus we put too much info on them and mine saved so many of my passwords when it died the other week I didn't know any of them when I got my new phone  :facepalm:
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Re: Is your watch (or phone) smarter than you?
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2017, 12:31:55 AM »
Let me ask it...



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Re: Is your watch (or phone) smarter than you?
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2017, 01:52:12 AM »
Let me ask it...



Written on Pablo's smartphone, which he uses more than a desktop or laptop computer.  :whistle:

I will agree with the young lad :D

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Re: Is your watch (or phone) smarter than you?
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2017, 02:24:58 AM »
Let me ask it...



Written on Pablo's smartphone, which he uses more than a desktop or laptop computer.  :whistle:

I will agree with the young lad :D
See? Old people can use smartphones.  :pok: :P

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Re: Is your watch (or phone) smarter than you?
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2017, 03:25:33 PM »
That very much depends on your definition of smart:

1) clean, tidy, and well dressed.
My Phone dresses in a very nice case from Spigen, while I hang around in outdoors cloth... So yeah, in that department I would say, the phone outsmarts me

2) having or showing a quick-witted intelligence.
My phone does nothing and shows no initiative. Sure, it has lots of knowledge but it needs guidance to use it... Yay, I'm smarter than my phone.

P.S.: I would not call Bixbi smart either... it is rather the village drunk that gets on everybody's nerves.

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Re: Is your watch (or phone) smarter than you?
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2017, 03:43:23 PM »
Let me ask it...



Written on Pablo's smartphone, which he uses more than a desktop or laptop computer.  :whistle:

I will agree with the young lad :D
See? Old people can use smartphones.  :pok: :P

Get off my lawn *shakes fist in the air at young lad * :pok:

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Re: Is your watch (or phone) smarter than you?
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2017, 03:44:55 PM »
Let me ask it...



Written on Pablo's smartphone, which he uses more than a desktop or laptop computer.  :whistle:

I will agree with the young lad :D
See? Old people can use smartphones.  :pok: :P

Get off my lawn *shakes fist in the air at young lad * :pok:

I believe they have an app for that, now...

 :whistle:

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Re: Is your watch (or phone) smarter than you?
« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2017, 03:48:45 PM »
My new car seems to be smarter than both me and my phone put together.  Last week it was running low on fuel, and after strongly hinting to me it was time to refuel (several times, with escalating messages but with no discernible result), it then moved to the next level and demanded to know if I needed it to find the nearest petrol station (and it was then going to give me explicit directions on exactly how to get there !)

If it is unhappy with how I have positioned it in the current lane it nudges the steering wheel to try to get itself exactly where it thinks it should be;
it has these fancy adaptive matrix LED headlights that detect when there is a car (or cars) somewhere in the beam and dips that part of the beam while leaving the rest of the beam on Hi (it seems to have 4 segments to Hi beam);
It has radar controlled cruise control that maintains its distance from the car in front (and varies the distance depending on how fast you are going);
and of course it has auto headlights and wipers too.

  Too bloody smart by a long margin :rofl:
« Last Edit: December 20, 2017, 03:56:37 PM by gregozedobe »

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Re: Is your watch (or phone) smarter than you?
« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2017, 03:55:50 PM »
I told you my car was smarter than me, I was trying to modify my post (above) and somehow managed to create a new (unwanted) post instead.  I bet that dammed car wouldn't have done that.
« Last Edit: December 20, 2017, 03:58:40 PM by gregozedobe »

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Re: Is your watch (or phone) smarter than you?
« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2017, 04:14:06 PM »
Let me ask it...



Written on Pablo's smartphone, which he uses more than a desktop or laptop computer.  :whistle:

I will agree with the young lad :D
See? Old people can use smartphones.  :pok: :P

Get off my lawn *shakes fist in the air at young lad * :pok:
I feel old now...
How did my childhood and teenage years disappear so fast?  :'(
:facepalm:

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Re: Is your watch (or phone) smarter than you?
« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2017, 05:09:25 PM »
Let me ask it...



Written on Pablo's smartphone, which he uses more than a desktop or laptop computer.  :whistle:

I will agree with the young lad :D
See? Old people can use smartphones.  :pok: :P

Get off my lawn *shakes fist in the air at young lad * :pok:
I feel old now...
How did my childhood and teenage years disappear so fast?  :'(
:facepalm:
Mine has stuck around far longer than the years that have passed. I'm currently mentally just a few months over half my age.  :D
« Last Edit: December 20, 2017, 05:10:34 PM by pomsbz »

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Re: Is your watch (or phone) smarter than you?
« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2017, 05:20:34 PM »
Let me ask it...



Written on Pablo's smartphone, which he uses more than a desktop or laptop computer.  :whistle:

I will agree with the young lad :D
See? Old people can use smartphones.  :pok: :P

Get off my lawn *shakes fist in the air at young lad * :pok:
I feel old now...
How did my childhood and teenage years disappear so fast?  :'(
:facepalm:
Mine has stuck around far longer than the years that have passed. I'm currently mentally just a few months over half my age.  :D
I think that I'll de-age to 17 and stay there for a few years or more.
Yeah, I'll do that.  :tu:

Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!

Small knives can do what big knives do, just slower.

My 30 day pen challenge! Pretty(?) Pictures inside:
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Re: Is your watch (or phone) smarter than you?
« Reply #20 on: December 20, 2017, 05:43:34 PM »
Let me ask it...



Written on Pablo's smartphone, which he uses more than a desktop or laptop computer.  :whistle:

I will agree with the young lad :D
See? Old people can use smartphones.  :pok: :P

Get off my lawn *shakes fist in the air at young lad * :pok:
I feel old now...
How did my childhood and teenage years disappear so fast?  :'(
:facepalm:
Mine has stuck around far longer than the years that have passed. I'm currently mentally just a few months over half my age.  :D
I think that I'll de-age to 17 and stay there for a few years or more.
Yeah, I'll do that.  :tu:

No drinks for you then! :D :D :D

"It is better to lose health like a spendthrift than to waste it like a miser." - Robert Louis Stevenson
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Re: Is your watch (or phone) smarter than you?
« Reply #21 on: December 22, 2017, 04:47:45 PM »
I get a feeling that the answer is yes despite the fact that I carry a mechanical watch...  :ahhh

 :D

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Re: Is your watch (or phone) smarter than you?
« Reply #22 on: December 22, 2017, 05:57:37 PM »
I get a feeling that the answer is yes despite the fact that I carry a mechanical watch...  :ahhh

 :D

Well, as long as you don't have a Mechanickal watch... I heard those only give the right time twice a day...

 :facepalm:

________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Zombie Apprentice Posts: 11,717 Hidalgo, Castillo del Hook
Re: Is your watch (or phone) smarter than you?
« Reply #23 on: December 22, 2017, 06:43:54 PM »
Let me ask it...



Written on Pablo's smartphone, which he uses more than a desktop or laptop computer.  :whistle:

I will agree with the young lad :D
See? Old people can use smartphones.  :pok: :P

Get off my lawn *shakes fist in the air at young lad * :pok:
I feel old now...
How did my childhood and teenage years disappear so fast?  :'(
:facepalm:
Mine has stuck around far longer than the years that have passed. I'm currently mentally just a few months over half my age.  :D
I think that I'll de-age to 17 and stay there for a few years or more.
Yeah, I'll do that.  :tu:

No drinks for you then! :D :D :D
I can sneak drinks.  :whistle:
I mean, the government is giving me a fake id I can use, saying that I'm overage. :D
« Last Edit: December 22, 2017, 06:45:13 PM by Pablo O'Brien »

Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!

Small knives can do what big knives do, just slower.

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Re: Is your watch (or phone) smarter than you?
« Reply #24 on: December 23, 2017, 12:57:00 AM »
I still use a flip phone, and the cheap prepaid smartphone I use as a mini-tablet rarely gets used for anything but gaming, music, and to run the programming software for robotics kits that don't use PC software.

 

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