Salty aka Dunc!

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Just done a trade with him with no problems at all

Even got a cute little toy too

Nice one mate

[DaveK]

Soooo you gonna tell us what you traded?

 

[Benner]

Soooo you gonna tell us what you traded?

 

Yeah we wanna know. 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

What is my signature tool

[Benner]

What is my signature tool

Oh yeah, it was a Farmer for a soldier wasn't it. 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

What is my signature tool

Oh yeah, it was a Farmer for a soldier wasn't it. 

Nope, for cold hard cash, as he wanted to retire his Soldiers

[Benner]

What is my signature tool

Oh yeah, it was a Farmer for a soldier wasn't it. 

Nope, for cold hard cash, as he wanted to retire his Soldiers

I thought you sent him a Farmer though 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

What is my signature tool

Oh yeah, it was a Farmer for a soldier wasn't it. 

Nope, for cold hard cash, as he wanted to retire his Soldiers

I thought you sent him a Farmer though 

I did, and in return he gave me some folding

Do keep up Ben

[Benner]

Ah I get ya.

I take it you have bought a soldier then.  I thought Dunc was sending you one.

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Ah I get ya.

I take it you have bought a soldier then.  I thought Dunc was sending you one.

Yeah I nabbed one, I won't use it, as there's no lanyard ring

But it'll be nice to have both a Vic and Wenger Soldiers for the collection , then you've just got to sell me your 57's

[Benner]

£150 and they're yours. 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

£150 and they're yours. 

Half that and I might think about it

[Benner]

£150 and they're yours. 

Half that and I might think about it

I won't. 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

£150 and they're yours. 

Half that and I might think about it

I won't. 

After all I've done for you

[Benner]

I know.  I'm so ungreatful. 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I know.  I'm so ungreatful. 

Damn straight you are

I will have to think about nabbing some old Soldiers though

[Benner]

I know.  I'm so ungreatful. 

Damn straight you are

I will have to think about nabbing some old Soldiers though

They are lovely to have.  I do use them, but I do feel a tad guilty doing it.

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I know.  I'm so ungreatful. 

Damn straight you are

I will have to think about nabbing some old Soldiers though

They are lovely to have.  I do use them, but I do feel a tad guilty doing it.

Nope if they were mine they'd live in an alter, just as soon as I'd finished building a suitable shrine for them

[Benner]

Goes against my ethos though. 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Goes against my ethos though. 

Yes but your a common oik, when all's said and done

I on the other hand appreciate the finer thing's in life, and believe in treating them with the reverence there due!

[Benner]

Goes against my ethos though. 

Yes but your a common oik, when all's said and done

I on the other hand appreciate the finer thing's in life, and believe in treating them with the reverence there due!

'tis true, I am as common as they come. 

I just can't do drawer queens. 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Neither do I normally, but I do appreciate that some knives just aren't going to be users for whatever reason

[Benner]

Neither do I normally, but I do appreciate that some knives just aren't going to be users for whatever reason

But you are robbing them of their cutting destiny! 

 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Neither do I normally, but I do appreciate that some knives just aren't going to be users for whatever reason

But you are robbing them of their cutting destiny! 

 

Not at all, they all know there, the back up, back up, back up plan

[Benner]

You reassure them do you? 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

You reassure them do you? 

Of course, doesn't everyone talk to there tool

[Benner]

You reassure them do you? 

Of course, doesn't everyone talk to there tool

Sue talks to mine. 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

You reassure them do you? 

Of course, doesn't everyone talk to there tool

Sue talks to mine. 

I'm sure she doesn't

[Flash]

Micky - Benner...when ARE you two going to get married 

[Benner]

Micky - Benner...when ARE you two going to get married 

Dec 6th.

Didn't you get the invite?