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us Offline Yadda

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Re: The Derailment room
Reply #180 on: August 31, 2018, 04:02:50 PM
I'm totally confused.  Why would anyone come into this room williningly?   Oh look......kumquats!
Kumwhats?

What?   Maybe loquats?
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Re: The Derailment room
Reply #181 on: August 31, 2018, 04:06:09 PM
Loquat? So what?

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Re: The Derailment room
Reply #182 on: August 31, 2018, 04:06:14 PM
I'm totally confused.  Why would anyone come into this room williningly?   Oh look......kumquats!
Kumwhats?

What?   Maybe loquats?
I love locusts!
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Re: The Derailment room
Reply #183 on: August 31, 2018, 04:09:55 PM
I'm totally confused.  Why would anyone come into this room williningly?   Oh look......kumquats!
Kumwhats?

What?   Maybe loquats?
I love locusts!
I don't like expensive locusts, but love low cost locusts in low cut cat costumes
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Re: The Derailment room
Reply #184 on: August 31, 2018, 04:11:26 PM
I'm totally confused.  Why would anyone come into this room williningly?   Oh look......kumquats!
Kumwhats?

What?   Maybe loquats?
I love locusts!
I don't like expensive locusts, but love low cost locusts in low cut cat costumes

Do they make those as cakes?


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Re: The Derailment room
Reply #185 on: August 31, 2018, 04:12:23 PM
I'm totally confused.  Why would anyone come into this room williningly?   Oh look......kumquats!
Kumwhats?

What?   Maybe loquats?
I love locusts!
I don't like expensive locusts, but love low cost locusts in low cut cat costumes

Do they make those as cakes?


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Re: The Derailment room
Reply #186 on: August 31, 2018, 04:14:04 PM
CAKE did someone say cake  :drool:
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Re: The Derailment room
Reply #187 on: August 31, 2018, 04:19:32 PM
CAKE did someone say cake  :drool:
I’m not sure.  :think:
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Re: The Derailment room
Reply #188 on: August 31, 2018, 04:22:09 PM
CAKE did someone say cake  :drool:
Have some of this delicious cake Wspeed, it's definitely not me and my Karate gang disguised as cupcakes ready to leap out and chop you into next week.
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Re: The Derailment room
Reply #189 on: August 31, 2018, 04:30:58 PM
CAKE did someone say cake  :drool:
Have some of this delicious cake Wspeed, it's definitely not me and my Karate gang disguised as cupcakes ready to leap out and chop you into next week.

We will be ready for your little gang
And when we are finished with you lot
You will be wishing that you are a cupcake :D
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Re: The Derailment room
Reply #190 on: August 31, 2018, 04:38:11 PM
Even a cupcake could beat your gang Wspeed, and then that cupcake would swagger into our manor to boast that it, a lone cupcake, has beaten the Kung Fu Rascals in mortal combat, and then I would eat that cupcake in one bite because it's just a little cupcake.
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Re: The Derailment room
Reply #191 on: August 31, 2018, 04:43:39 PM
You wait magentus I hope for you that we
don’t get hold of your so called gang
Before school starts again
And don’t start crying to Miss again
When I slap you about for the 3rd time  :whistle:
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Re: The Derailment room
Reply #192 on: August 31, 2018, 04:51:23 PM
You wait magentus I hope for you that we
don’t get hold of your so called gang
Before school starts again
And don’t start crying to Miss again
When I slap you about for the 3rd time  :whistle:
It's so lucky for you and your gang of babies that we live on different sides of a busy and dangerous road. If we wanted to we could do karate leaps over all the cars and fight your baby club but we just can't be bothered at the moment. Martin has got to wear an eye patch because of conjunctivitus and philip has got asthma. I could fight all on my own but it wouldn't be fair on you. Lucky for you. This time.
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Re: The Derailment room
Reply #193 on: August 31, 2018, 05:14:29 PM
You wait magentus I hope for you that we
don’t get hold of your so called gang
Before school starts again
And don’t start crying to Miss again
When I slap you about for the 3rd time  :whistle:
It's so lucky for you and your gang of babies that we live on different sides of a busy and dangerous road. If we wanted to we could do karate leaps over all the cars and fight your baby club but we just can't be bothered at the moment. Martin has got to wear an eye patch because of conjunctivitus and philip has got asthma. I could fight all on my own but it wouldn't be fair on you. Lucky for you. This time.
Anytime you and your gang are ready let me know  :D
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Re: The Derailment room
Reply #194 on: August 31, 2018, 05:23:00 PM
Scones...

When I make scones, I like to put an egg into the mix, but all my ladyfriends think that's unnecessary...


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Re: The Derailment room
Reply #195 on: August 31, 2018, 05:26:05 PM
You guys do know the the cake is a lie? Right?

I mean seriously...

 :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
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Re: The Derailment room
Reply #196 on: August 31, 2018, 05:35:24 PM
Lalalala I am not listening  :ahhh :ahhh
Stop telling lies AlephZero  :twak:
« Last Edit: August 31, 2018, 05:36:29 PM by Wspeed »
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Re: The Derailment room
Reply #197 on: August 31, 2018, 06:11:44 PM
I'm no fan of me me me look at me Emma Watson and I'd rather stab myself in the face with a bic than watch one of her films, but I do find this gif rather alluring and hypnotic...



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Re: The Derailment room
Reply #198 on: August 31, 2018, 06:14:24 PM
If there is something wrong with you, then there is something wrong with me also.
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: The Derailment room
Reply #199 on: August 31, 2018, 06:15:43 PM
And me :facepalm:
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Re: The Derailment room
Reply #200 on: August 31, 2018, 06:19:20 PM
I like to add a hard boiled egg to a sandwich when entertaining a ladyfriend. It adds a touch of class to the proceedings.
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Re: The Derailment room
Reply #201 on: August 31, 2018, 06:25:57 PM
Cress?


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Re: The Derailment room
Reply #202 on: August 31, 2018, 06:26:25 PM
Don't mind if I do.
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Re: The Derailment room
Reply #203 on: August 31, 2018, 06:28:20 PM
I like mung sprouts
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Re: The Derailment room
Reply #204 on: August 31, 2018, 06:42:31 PM
No Pabs... no. It's cress or nothing at all. None of your poncey millenial metrosexual new fangled nonsense here... thank you very much.


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Re: The Derailment room
Reply #205 on: August 31, 2018, 06:47:30 PM
What about cake  :think:
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Re: The Derailment room
Reply #206 on: August 31, 2018, 06:53:16 PM
After winning a fight against the kung fu rascals me and my gang of karate experts like to celebrate at Mr Lallies corner shop with a Fu Man Chew and a packet of pickled onion monster munch each, knocked back with an Um Bongo. Nice.
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Re: The Derailment room
Reply #207 on: August 31, 2018, 06:58:28 PM
Cake's fine Speedy (as long as it's not a poncey one with beetroot or something) as is anything involving pickled onions... especially Monster Munch and Space Raiders... on safe ground with pickled onions.


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Re: The Derailment room
Reply #208 on: August 31, 2018, 06:58:49 PM
Howly smurf!

There's something wrong with me too! :ahhh


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Re: The Derailment room
Reply #209 on: August 31, 2018, 06:59:39 PM
I always thought Emma Watson was a hotty :dd:


 

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