The Madam Cholet AKA Fuzzbucket
« on: October 01, 2018, 11:21:40 AM »
Much like Chewbacca with Han Solo, I now owe a life debt to the Fandabbidozy Mr Fuzzbucket. Awl I asked for was a 93mm awl. What I received was beyond my wildest dreams (even beyond the dream I had where I was the tour caterer for the Rod Stewart 'Do Ya Think A'm Sexy?' world tour and Rod told me my cheese samwidgies were the best he'd ever tasted. Even Better than that!).
The parcel contained:
93mm Awl, 93mm opener layer
Kershaw PT-2 prywrench as used by Baroness Shami Chakrabarti of Liberty
Darth Vader PEZ Dispenser (just coming down from a PEZ binge)
Dolphin 'painting by numbers' kit - Fuzzy how did you know I am a renowned painting by numbers artist? The piece you sent me will be a great challenge - It's an 8+ age level, way beyond anything I've tackled before, but thanks for believing in me.
A series of saucy pics of the man himself dressed as the Madam Cholet - Not appropriate to show here, but rest assured they enjoy pride of place on my bunk bed wall.
Finally, and perhaps most touching of all is a signed poster of Fuzzy and Linda Carter from when they were the hottest couple in all of Hollywood.
Thanks from the
heart of my bottom bottom of my heart Fuzzy. You are a kind and gernerous fellow and I wish I never told Darren Mattingly you kisswed his mum.
« Last Edit: October 01, 2018, 11:23:28 AM by magentus »
'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf
'Derail a thread and we'll come at you like a block of cheese'. Captain Mags and Sergeant Fuzzbucket of the Anti Derai.... mmmmmmm cheese