I don’t like pineapple on my pizza
In my town we have one pizza place where you are given a check list with ingredients and you decide what you want on your pie (You also choose regular or wholemeal pie). I normally chose oregano, smoked chicken, penny bun mushrooms, smoked cheese, zucchini, dried tomatoes and wholemeal pie (cheese and tomato sauce included). And two beers from a local brewery. Now that is good pizza!
For the people who don't like pineapple on their pizza, we made this one:(Image removed from quote.)
Really, normally I'm fine with everybody having their own opinion, but this is pushing it .
Those two beers, do they go on the pizza before it goes in the oven or after?
After. You don't want to eat your beer warm do you? You uncultured smurf!
Yes TG, the tick tool issue is long off the table.It exists and I don't like it.Just like I like pizza Hawaii...It exists, I like it and I don't mind others don't.So you enjoy your tick tool just don't point it at me
You sick bastàrd.
Admit it's a side of me you love!!
Most of the time, MTo sounds like this to me:
I'm sure eating your pizza cold by drenching it with cold beer is frowned upon in Italy as well.And I should inform you, dear sir, that I work in a Belgian brewery.(only since January 27, and I don't even drink alcohol, but hey, I work in a brewery... )
Well, yeah. It's why we get on so well.
No, No, No. I see you completely lack pizza etiquette! You place the said beer on still warm pizza in its container with appropriate measures to prevent transfer of heat between the two items. You then proceed to saber the bottle with your sabre while holding a long steel drinking straw in you off-hand ready to drink beer. One must take note that the beer is likely to foam so you must be quick with the straw if you want to avoid having the beer on your pizza. Unless one is inclined to eat foamy pizza. But there is a special circle of hell reserved for those. Just below the circle containing all the pineapple pizza lovers...
No, you guys get on so well because you haven't met Mechy in person...
Yeah, I know, I can't stand him really... Wait, this is a pm right?
I want pizza now
Right? The problem is that due to the world ending I can't get it anywhere...