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za Offline Max Stone

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Someone grew a set and walked in, needless to say he tried to slooooowly walk out after seeing what was on the couch,  :whistle:
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Should have been this pic
JR
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


gb Offline Captain Sabretache

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Should have been this pic
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Ha love em
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Edit for insensitivity.
« Last Edit: May 20, 2019, 12:02:45 PM by Poncho65 »
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*removed, because it is not clean*
« Last Edit: May 18, 2019, 10:51:47 AM by Whoey »
“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - Socrates
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us Offline MadPlumbarian

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Funny yet brilliant!
JR
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Made with REAL cheese too!

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 edit for insensitivity.
« Last Edit: May 20, 2019, 01:54:23 PM by SteveC »
“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - Socrates
"I'm not feeling very talky today, off you smurf". - Smashie
Complaining is mental preparation for failure.
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« Last Edit: May 20, 2019, 01:54:53 PM by SteveC »
In a world of S**t the man with the peg on his nose is King.

Evil: Oh, Benson... Dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.
Benson: Oh, you say such nice things, Master.
Evil: Yes I know, I'm sorry!


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How about we don't get into that?
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A man walks out of a pub  and sees two men standing outside. One of them had his finger up the other mans backside. He asks " what on earth are you doing with your finger up that mans backside" the man says "he's had too much to drink and I'm  trying to make him sick"
The man replies "well that isn't going to make him sick putting your finger up his backside" to which the man replies "oh yeah well you wait until i put it in his mouth"
In a world of S**t the man with the peg on his nose is King.

Evil: Oh, Benson... Dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.
Benson: Oh, you say such nice things, Master.
Evil: Yes I know, I'm sorry!


us Offline MadPlumbarian

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About freaking time, especially if we’re going to get some warmer weather!
JR
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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us Offline MadPlumbarian

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Yup!
JR
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


us Offline MadPlumbarian

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lol,
JR
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


us Offline MadPlumbarian

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Soo true!
JR
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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How about we don't get into that?
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Neither transphobia or homophobia is at all funny
« Last Edit: May 20, 2019, 12:02:53 PM by magentus »
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in case anyone can't figure out PEBKAC

(Problem Exists between Keyboard and Chair)

 :rofl: :rofl:I am going to start using these. One of my many work tasks being IT troubleshooting. It's very awkward when i'm asked to resolve a power issue and i just reach across and press the power button whilst trying not to make eye contact.  :hatsoff:
In a world of S**t the man with the peg on his nose is King.

Evil: Oh, Benson... Dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.
Benson: Oh, you say such nice things, Master.
Evil: Yes I know, I'm sorry!


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NCIS, help Gibbs!
JR

The Grand Tour. So Clarkson, Hammond and May are on their way...........I'm done for.  :facepalm:
In a world of S**t the man with the peg on his nose is King.

Evil: Oh, Benson... Dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.
Benson: Oh, you say such nice things, Master.
Evil: Yes I know, I'm sorry!


us Offline MadPlumbarian

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Lol,,
JR
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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