Multitool.org Forum
+-

Hello Lurker! Remove this ad and much more by logging in.


What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please

Etherealicer · 2145 · 97759
« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 10 11 12 13 14 ... 72   Go Down

ie Offline Don Pablo

  • *
  • Zombie Apprentice
  • ********
    • Posts: 15,329
  • Yoo-hoo, big summer blowout!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #330 on: April 15, 2019, 10:24:23 AM
It's closer! :tu:
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!
Merit Badges Start a new thread and post a photo of the pen for thirty (30) consecutive days. Participate in a Challenge thread and post a photo of  a Bladeless Multitool for 30 days Only for the 14th year Anniversary Challenge. Post a photo of any gear for thirty (30) consecutive days during the MTo anniversary month. Start a new thread and post a photo of any gear for thirty (30) consecutive days during the MTo anniversary month. Start a new thread and post a photo of the modified sak (scale swap not included) for thirty (30) consecutive days.

ie Offline Don Pablo

  • *
  • Zombie Apprentice
  • ********
    • Posts: 15,329
  • Yoo-hoo, big summer blowout!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #331 on: April 15, 2019, 10:40:10 AM
Hmm. :think:
Looks like Easter Island and the other side of the world from Stonehenge are like 30,000 miles apart. :ahhh
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!
Merit Badges Start a new thread and post a photo of the pen for thirty (30) consecutive days. Participate in a Challenge thread and post a photo of  a Bladeless Multitool for 30 days Only for the 14th year Anniversary Challenge. Post a photo of any gear for thirty (30) consecutive days during the MTo anniversary month. Start a new thread and post a photo of any gear for thirty (30) consecutive days during the MTo anniversary month. Start a new thread and post a photo of the modified sak (scale swap not included) for thirty (30) consecutive days.

wales Offline Smashie

  • In Memoriam
  • *
  • Absolutely No Life Club
  • *
    • Posts: 5,337
  • Smurf it!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #332 on: April 15, 2019, 04:42:35 PM
“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - Socrates
"I'm not feeling very talky today, off you smurf". - Smashie
Complaining is mental preparation for failure.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Merit Badges Must start a thread with a photo of at least five (5) of your watches Take part in the christmas pool or a rak type giveaway. Those wanting to say thank you for a rak may also nominate for the santa. Must post a step by step pictorial of a knife or multitool modification (scale swap not included) Must start a thread with a photo of your birth year SAK Start a new thread with a photo of your custom ALOX with scissors Must buy an item through the MTo Store Start a thread with a photo of a repair you made with duct tape Start a new thread with photos of at least 8 different 111mm models in your collection Start a new thread with photos of your titanium gear with a multitool or sak Start a thread with photos of at least five different colored ALOX models in your collection Start a new thread including a photo of shooting at least two (2) different airguns and at least one (1) photo of target (airguns) Start a new thread and post a photo of a flashlight as part of your EDC Start a new thread and post a picture of fire making kit or fire with a multitool Start a new thread with pictures of a Fish Scaler in use Must buy something on EDCSource Start a thread with photos of at least 1 MTO branded tool in your collection

us Offline Butch

  • *
  • No Life Club
  • ******
    • Posts: 2,422
  • Douglas's papa
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #333 on: April 15, 2019, 05:04:18 PM
Reminds me of GLBM .......... :rofl:
« Last Edit: April 15, 2019, 06:05:32 PM by Butch »
Shoot low sheriff, they're riddin' shetlands
SAKMC unit number BR549
137% Redneck
I would like to apologise to anyone I have not offended. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.
Just a small personal observation.  ...........I would not be at all surprised that when God created the Earth & the heavens, that the SwissChamp was the tool he used. .............. :hatsoff:
Merit Badges Start a new thread and post a photo of any gear for thirty (30) consecutive days during the MTo anniversary month. Take part in the christmas pool or a rak type giveaway. Those wanting to say thank you for a rak may also nominate for the santa.  Post a pic for Halloween of your pumpkin (or turnip or gourd or whatever you traditionally carve for Halloween!) being carved by any SAK, multitool, pocket or woods knife you may own!  Only available once a year Start a new thread with photos of your Buck knives in use Start a new thread with photos of your carabiners in use Must start a thread with a photo of your stayglow SAK Post your pocket dump photos then challenge two more members who must post their pocket dump photos within 24hrs for you to get the badge. Test,please ignore Start a new thread with a photo of your custom ALOX with scissors Start a thread with photos of at least 1 MTO branded tool in your collection Start a new thread with a photo showing the Hook in use Start a new thread with a photo of custom or non standard SAK scales in your collection Start a thread with a photo of a repair you made with duct tape Join the brave and happy few, who choose a different path. Enter on the boulevard of broken dreams. Start a new thread with photos of your hobo knives in use Start a new thread with photos of your astronomy gear with a multitool Start a new thread with a photo showing the axe in use Start a new thread and post a photo of a flashlight as part of your EDC Start a new thread demonstrating paracord knot tying Must buy an item through the MTo Store

ie Offline Don Pablo

  • *
  • Zombie Apprentice
  • ********
    • Posts: 15,329
  • Yoo-hoo, big summer blowout!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #334 on: April 15, 2019, 05:50:41 PM
Quote from: Smashie on April 15, 2019, 04:42:35 PM
(Image removed from quote.)
Next caption:
"Thanks for not teaching me, Dad".
Helicopter parents. :facepalm: I wonder who raised them?
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!
Merit Badges Start a new thread and post a photo of the pen for thirty (30) consecutive days. Participate in a Challenge thread and post a photo of  a Bladeless Multitool for 30 days Only for the 14th year Anniversary Challenge. Post a photo of any gear for thirty (30) consecutive days during the MTo anniversary month. Start a new thread and post a photo of any gear for thirty (30) consecutive days during the MTo anniversary month. Start a new thread and post a photo of the modified sak (scale swap not included) for thirty (30) consecutive days.

pt Offline pfrsantos

  • *
  • Absolute Zombie Club
  • *********
    • Posts: 23,932
  • Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #335 on: April 15, 2019, 07:30:11 PM
Quote from: AlephZero on April 05, 2019, 06:26:43 PM
Typewriter  :pok:  :twak:  :cheers:  :D

Typewritery: Adjective. Related to or similar in shape to a typewriter.

 :whistle:
________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT


nz Offline Syncop8r

  • Absolutely No Life Club
  • *******
    • Posts: 8,801
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #336 on: April 15, 2019, 10:42:26 PM
Quote from: Don Pablo on April 15, 2019, 05:50:41 PM
Helicopter parents. :facepalm: I wonder who raised them?
I heard this term the other day: 'Snowplough Parenting' - preparing the road for the child rather than preparing the child for the road.

ie Offline Don Pablo

  • *
  • Zombie Apprentice
  • ********
    • Posts: 15,329
  • Yoo-hoo, big summer blowout!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #337 on: April 15, 2019, 10:51:10 PM
Quote from: Syncop8r on April 15, 2019, 10:42:26 PM
I heard this term the other day: 'Snowplough Parenting' - preparing the road for the child rather than preparing the child for the road.
That's  :facepalm: :facepalm:
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!
Merit Badges Start a new thread and post a photo of the pen for thirty (30) consecutive days. Participate in a Challenge thread and post a photo of  a Bladeless Multitool for 30 days Only for the 14th year Anniversary Challenge. Post a photo of any gear for thirty (30) consecutive days during the MTo anniversary month. Start a new thread and post a photo of any gear for thirty (30) consecutive days during the MTo anniversary month. Start a new thread and post a photo of the modified sak (scale swap not included) for thirty (30) consecutive days.

nz Offline Syncop8r

  • Absolutely No Life Club
  • *******
    • Posts: 8,801
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #338 on: April 15, 2019, 11:54:23 PM
I love it!  :D
I know of a few examples...

wales Offline Smashie

  • In Memoriam
  • *
  • Absolutely No Life Club
  • *
    • Posts: 5,337
  • Smurf it!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #339 on: April 16, 2019, 02:31:55 AM
“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - Socrates
"I'm not feeling very talky today, off you smurf". - Smashie
Complaining is mental preparation for failure.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Merit Badges Must start a thread with a photo of at least five (5) of your watches Take part in the christmas pool or a rak type giveaway. Those wanting to say thank you for a rak may also nominate for the santa. Must post a step by step pictorial of a knife or multitool modification (scale swap not included) Must start a thread with a photo of your birth year SAK Start a new thread with a photo of your custom ALOX with scissors Must buy an item through the MTo Store Start a thread with a photo of a repair you made with duct tape Start a new thread with photos of at least 8 different 111mm models in your collection Start a new thread with photos of your titanium gear with a multitool or sak Start a thread with photos of at least five different colored ALOX models in your collection Start a new thread including a photo of shooting at least two (2) different airguns and at least one (1) photo of target (airguns) Start a new thread and post a photo of a flashlight as part of your EDC Start a new thread and post a picture of fire making kit or fire with a multitool Start a new thread with pictures of a Fish Scaler in use Must buy something on EDCSource Start a thread with photos of at least 1 MTO branded tool in your collection

wales Offline Smashie

  • In Memoriam
  • *
  • Absolutely No Life Club
  • *
    • Posts: 5,337
  • Smurf it!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #340 on: April 16, 2019, 02:32:31 AM
“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - Socrates
"I'm not feeling very talky today, off you smurf". - Smashie
Complaining is mental preparation for failure.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Merit Badges Must start a thread with a photo of at least five (5) of your watches Take part in the christmas pool or a rak type giveaway. Those wanting to say thank you for a rak may also nominate for the santa. Must post a step by step pictorial of a knife or multitool modification (scale swap not included) Must start a thread with a photo of your birth year SAK Start a new thread with a photo of your custom ALOX with scissors Must buy an item through the MTo Store Start a thread with a photo of a repair you made with duct tape Start a new thread with photos of at least 8 different 111mm models in your collection Start a new thread with photos of your titanium gear with a multitool or sak Start a thread with photos of at least five different colored ALOX models in your collection Start a new thread including a photo of shooting at least two (2) different airguns and at least one (1) photo of target (airguns) Start a new thread and post a photo of a flashlight as part of your EDC Start a new thread and post a picture of fire making kit or fire with a multitool Start a new thread with pictures of a Fish Scaler in use Must buy something on EDCSource Start a thread with photos of at least 1 MTO branded tool in your collection

us Offline MadPlumbarian

  • *
  • Point Of No Return
  • **********
    • Posts: 38,333
  • Plumbers Know Their Crap!!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #341 on: April 16, 2019, 07:05:43 AM
Friends are like underwear. Some stay up your butt, some get a little sideways, some are holy, some are cheap, and some will actually cover your butt...
JR
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽
Merit Badges Must post a step by step pictorial of a knife or MT Mod, done by you that includes changing the main chassis of the tool in a significant way. By machining, welding or cutting original design to accept new tool loads. Requests will be reviewed. Participate  in Challenge thread and post a photo of a Farmer X SAK for thirty (30) consecutive days. Post a picture and recipe for a batch of Chili that you have made Start a thread with photos of at least 1 MTO branded tool in your collection Start a new thread with photos of your titanium gear with a multitool or sak Must buy an item through the MTo Store Start a new thread with photos of your zip ties in use Join the brave and happy few, who choose a different path. Enter on the boulevard of broken dreams. Start a new thread with photos of your carabiners in use Start a new thread with a photo of your custom ALOX with scissors Must start a thread with a photo of at least five (5) of your watches Start a thread with a photo of a repair you made with duct tape Start a new thread and post a picture of fire making kit or fire with a multitool Start a new thread demonstrating paracord knot tying Must post a step by step pictorial of a knife or multitool modification (scale swap not included) Start a new thread with photos of camping, including those showing preferred camping equipment Start a new thread and post a photo of a flashlight as part of your EDC Start a new thread showing photos of at least 3 different sporks in use Start a new thread showing photos of your outdoor cooking Start a new thread with a photo of custom or non standard SAK scales in your collection Start a new thread with a photo of a modded knife or multitool with your EDC

fi Offline AlephZero

  • *
  • *
  • Absolutely No Life Club
  • *******
    • Posts: 7,637
  • Smurf smash!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #342 on: April 16, 2019, 08:15:45 PM
Quote from: Smashie on April 16, 2019, 02:32:31 AM
(Image removed from quote.)

Why?

We already know what Einstein thought about it...

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

Sounds about right...
"Hoarder of weirdness,
Always posting random things,
I'm AlephZero" :ninja:
Merit Badges Start a new thread with photos of your zip ties in use Start a new thread showing photos of at least 3 different sporks in use Must start a thread with a photo of your EDC watch Start a new thread with photos of your titanium gear with a multitool or sak Start a new thread with photos of your carabiners in use Start a thread with a photo of a repair you made with duct tape Test,please ignore Must put something in order and provide link to the post. Start a new thread with photos of your astronomy gear with a multitool Must start a thread showing a photo of at least three BO tools Start a thread with photos of at least five different colored ALOX models in your collection Start a new thread with a photo of custom or non standard SAK scales in your collection Must buy something on EDCSource Start a thread with photos of at least 1 MTO branded tool in your collection Must start new thread with photos of multitools (Magazine/Catalogue type photos) Start a new thread demonstrating paracord knot tying Start a new thread and post a photo of a flashlight as part of your EDC

za Offline Max Stone

  • *
  • Absolutely No Life Club
  • *******
    • Posts: 5,982
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #343 on: April 16, 2019, 08:55:37 PM
Learnt something today from a software speSmurfpillst. When reporting system errors they sometimes listed the fault as the “ID ten T” error.  :dunno:

I said that I’d never heard of the “ID ten T error”, so he wrote it down to show me:

ID10T      :facepalm:

Education is a journey that starts when you realize that knowing a little about something opens the door to the universe.
Merit Badges Must post a step by step pictorial of a knife or multitool modification (scale swap not included) Must start a thread with a photo of at least three (3) of your watches Participate in a challenge thread and post a photo of a SAK Cybertool (any variant), Swisschamp, Champion or Toolchest for sixty (60) consecutive days. Must start a thread with a photo of your EDC watch Start a new thread and post a photo daily of any SAK 74mm or smaller ( you can switch it up daily ) for thirty (30) consecutive days. Start a thread with photos of at least eight different colored ALOX models in your collection Participate in a challenge thread and post a photo of a SAK Cybertool (any variant), Swisschamp, Champion or Toolchest for thirty (30) consecutive days. Participate  in a Challenge thread and post a photo of a LM Pocket Survival Tool for thirty (30) consecutive days. Start a new thread and post a photo of the discontinued sak/mt for thirty (30) consecutive days. Must update or add a page on SAKWiki Start a new thread and post a photo of the modified sak (scale swap not included) for thirty (30) consecutive days. Start a new thread and post a photo of a different SAK each day for thirty (30) consecutive days. Start a new thread with a photo of custom or non standard SAK scales in your collection Start a new thread demonstrating paracord knot tying Start a new thread showing photos of your outdoor cooking Start a thread with photos of at least five different colored ALOX models in your collection Start a new thread and post a photo of a fixed blade for thirty (30) consecutive days.

us Offline nate j

  • *
  • Absolutely No Life Club
  • *******
    • Posts: 5,528
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #344 on: April 17, 2019, 02:49:44 AM
Quote from: Max Stone on April 16, 2019, 08:55:37 PM
Learnt something today from a software speSmurfpillst. When reporting system errors they sometimes listed the fault as the “ID ten T” error.  :dunno:

I said that I’d never heard of the “ID ten T error”, so he wrote it down to show me:

ID10T      :facepalm:


I sometimes refer to those as MSM, MSO, or MSH errors, i.e. Machine Smarter (than) Man, Machine Smarter (than) Operator, or Machine Smarter (than) Human.
Merit Badges Participate in a Challenge thread, carry at least one black edc item, and post a photo every day for 30 consecutive days.  Carry tools with single functions only. No multi-tools, no multi-layer Swiss Army Knives, no combo one-piece tools and post a photo for thirty (30) consecutive days. Participate in a Challenge thread, carry a Buck knife or tool, and post a photo every day for 30 consecutive days. Start a new thread and post a photo of the 110 knife for thirty (30) consecutive days.

fr Offline Whoey

  • Administrator
  • *
  • Zombie Apprentice
  • *
    • Posts: 13,117
  • I am geek, hear me code
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #345 on: April 17, 2019, 08:24:47 AM
I'm happy with PEBKAC
The difficult we do immediately, the impossible takes a little longer.
Merit Badges Must start a thread with a photo of at least five (5) of your watches

nz Offline moonweasel

  • Hero Member
  • *****
    • Posts: 505
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #346 on: April 17, 2019, 01:06:29 PM
PICNIC

Problem in chair, not in computer.
Merit Badges Must start a thread with a photo of your camo SAK Must start a thread with a photo of your stayglow SAK Participate in a challenge thread and post a photo of a SAK Cybertool (any variant), Swisschamp, Champion or Toolchest for thirty (30) consecutive days.

fr Offline Whoey

  • Administrator
  • *
  • Zombie Apprentice
  • *
    • Posts: 13,117
  • I am geek, hear me code
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #347 on: April 18, 2019, 10:08:10 AM
in case anyone can't figure out PEBKAC

(Problem Exists between Keyboard and Chair)
The difficult we do immediately, the impossible takes a little longer.
Merit Badges Must start a thread with a photo of at least five (5) of your watches

fi Offline AlephZero

  • *
  • *
  • Absolutely No Life Club
  • *******
    • Posts: 7,637
  • Smurf smash!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #348 on: April 18, 2019, 05:35:20 PM
Quote from: Whoey on April 18, 2019, 10:08:10 AM
in case anyone can't figure out PEBKAC

(Problem Exists between Keyboard and Chair)

That's my favorite  :D

"Hoarder of weirdness,
Always posting random things,
I'm AlephZero" :ninja:
Merit Badges Start a new thread with photos of your zip ties in use Start a new thread showing photos of at least 3 different sporks in use Must start a thread with a photo of your EDC watch Start a new thread with photos of your titanium gear with a multitool or sak Start a new thread with photos of your carabiners in use Start a thread with a photo of a repair you made with duct tape Test,please ignore Must put something in order and provide link to the post. Start a new thread with photos of your astronomy gear with a multitool Must start a thread showing a photo of at least three BO tools Start a thread with photos of at least five different colored ALOX models in your collection Start a new thread with a photo of custom or non standard SAK scales in your collection Must buy something on EDCSource Start a thread with photos of at least 1 MTO branded tool in your collection Must start new thread with photos of multitools (Magazine/Catalogue type photos) Start a new thread demonstrating paracord knot tying Start a new thread and post a photo of a flashlight as part of your EDC

us Offline MadPlumbarian

  • *
  • Point Of No Return
  • **********
    • Posts: 38,333
  • Plumbers Know Their Crap!!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #349 on: April 18, 2019, 07:35:14 PM
Lol..
JR
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽
Merit Badges Must post a step by step pictorial of a knife or MT Mod, done by you that includes changing the main chassis of the tool in a significant way. By machining, welding or cutting original design to accept new tool loads. Requests will be reviewed. Participate  in Challenge thread and post a photo of a Farmer X SAK for thirty (30) consecutive days. Post a picture and recipe for a batch of Chili that you have made Start a thread with photos of at least 1 MTO branded tool in your collection Start a new thread with photos of your titanium gear with a multitool or sak Must buy an item through the MTo Store Start a new thread with photos of your zip ties in use Join the brave and happy few, who choose a different path. Enter on the boulevard of broken dreams. Start a new thread with photos of your carabiners in use Start a new thread with a photo of your custom ALOX with scissors Must start a thread with a photo of at least five (5) of your watches Start a thread with a photo of a repair you made with duct tape Start a new thread and post a picture of fire making kit or fire with a multitool Start a new thread demonstrating paracord knot tying Must post a step by step pictorial of a knife or multitool modification (scale swap not included) Start a new thread with photos of camping, including those showing preferred camping equipment Start a new thread and post a photo of a flashlight as part of your EDC Start a new thread showing photos of at least 3 different sporks in use Start a new thread showing photos of your outdoor cooking Start a new thread with a photo of custom or non standard SAK scales in your collection Start a new thread with a photo of a modded knife or multitool with your EDC

us Offline MadPlumbarian

  • *
  • Point Of No Return
  • **********
    • Posts: 38,333
  • Plumbers Know Their Crap!!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #350 on: April 19, 2019, 07:36:15 PM
Lol, yeah!
JR
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽
Merit Badges Must post a step by step pictorial of a knife or MT Mod, done by you that includes changing the main chassis of the tool in a significant way. By machining, welding or cutting original design to accept new tool loads. Requests will be reviewed. Participate  in Challenge thread and post a photo of a Farmer X SAK for thirty (30) consecutive days. Post a picture and recipe for a batch of Chili that you have made Start a thread with photos of at least 1 MTO branded tool in your collection Start a new thread with photos of your titanium gear with a multitool or sak Must buy an item through the MTo Store Start a new thread with photos of your zip ties in use Join the brave and happy few, who choose a different path. Enter on the boulevard of broken dreams. Start a new thread with photos of your carabiners in use Start a new thread with a photo of your custom ALOX with scissors Must start a thread with a photo of at least five (5) of your watches Start a thread with a photo of a repair you made with duct tape Start a new thread and post a picture of fire making kit or fire with a multitool Start a new thread demonstrating paracord knot tying Must post a step by step pictorial of a knife or multitool modification (scale swap not included) Start a new thread with photos of camping, including those showing preferred camping equipment Start a new thread and post a photo of a flashlight as part of your EDC Start a new thread showing photos of at least 3 different sporks in use Start a new thread showing photos of your outdoor cooking Start a new thread with a photo of custom or non standard SAK scales in your collection Start a new thread with a photo of a modded knife or multitool with your EDC

us Offline MadPlumbarian

  • *
  • Point Of No Return
  • **********
    • Posts: 38,333
  • Plumbers Know Their Crap!!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #351 on: April 23, 2019, 01:14:30 AM
I’d snap!
JR
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽
Merit Badges Must post a step by step pictorial of a knife or MT Mod, done by you that includes changing the main chassis of the tool in a significant way. By machining, welding or cutting original design to accept new tool loads. Requests will be reviewed. Participate  in Challenge thread and post a photo of a Farmer X SAK for thirty (30) consecutive days. Post a picture and recipe for a batch of Chili that you have made Start a thread with photos of at least 1 MTO branded tool in your collection Start a new thread with photos of your titanium gear with a multitool or sak Must buy an item through the MTo Store Start a new thread with photos of your zip ties in use Join the brave and happy few, who choose a different path. Enter on the boulevard of broken dreams. Start a new thread with photos of your carabiners in use Start a new thread with a photo of your custom ALOX with scissors Must start a thread with a photo of at least five (5) of your watches Start a thread with a photo of a repair you made with duct tape Start a new thread and post a picture of fire making kit or fire with a multitool Start a new thread demonstrating paracord knot tying Must post a step by step pictorial of a knife or multitool modification (scale swap not included) Start a new thread with photos of camping, including those showing preferred camping equipment Start a new thread and post a photo of a flashlight as part of your EDC Start a new thread showing photos of at least 3 different sporks in use Start a new thread showing photos of your outdoor cooking Start a new thread with a photo of custom or non standard SAK scales in your collection Start a new thread with a photo of a modded knife or multitool with your EDC

us Offline LoopCutter

  • *
  • Zombie Apprentice
  • ********
    • Posts: 12,595
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #352 on: April 24, 2019, 01:04:39 AM
There is or was a Pizza Shop in town that would put the toppings under the cheese, then place one small grouping of the same toppings in the center on top of the cheese. 




Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
If I start and end the day above ground, it is a good day!

Hope yours is as good!

A SMART man always knows what to say!
   A WISE man knows whether or not to say it!!!
Merit Badges Participate in a challenge by carrying  a Combo Edged knife or Multitool and post a photo of it  for thirty (30) consecutive days. Participate in a Challenge thread, carry a Victorinox Cadet and post a photo every day for 30 consecutive days. Participate in a Challenge thread, carry at least one black edc item, and post a photo every day for 30 consecutive days.  Carry tools with single functions only. No multi-tools, no multi-layer Swiss Army Knives, no combo one-piece tools and post a photo for thirty (30) consecutive days. Participate in a Challenge thread, carry at least one red edc item, and post a photo every day for 30 consecutive days. Start a new thread with a photo of custom or non standard SAK scales in your collection Start a new thread with photos of a Japanese made PST in your collection Start a new thread or Post in a Challenge Thread and post a photo of a Spartan  for 30 days Start a new thread with photos of at least 6 SAKs of different frame lengths and/or shapes in your collection. Eg 58mm, 74mm, 84mm regular, 84mm slim, 85mm etc Participate in a Challenge thread, carry a keychain tool with pliers, and post a photo every day for 30 consecutive days Participate in a Challenge thread and post a photo of a SAK-alike, aka multi-layered, knife-based pocket tools for thirty (30) consecutive days. Participate in a Challenge thread, carry at least one green edc item, and post a photo every day for 30 consecutive days. Participate in a Challenge thread, carry a SAK, duct tape, and paperclip, and post a photo every day for 30 consecutive days. Participate in a Challenge thread, carry a Leatherman Bond, and post a photo every day for 30 consecutive days. Participate in a Challenge and post a photo of a Utility Knife for thirty (30) consecutive days. Participate  in Challenge thread and post a photo of a Delemont SAK for thirty (30) consecutive days. Participate in a challenge by carrying  a GEC knife and post a photo of it  for thirty (30) consecutive days. Participate in a Challenge thread and post a photo of  a Leatherman Micra  for 30 days Participate in a Challenge thread and post a photo of  a Opinel  knife  for 30 days Participate in a challenge by carrying  a 100mm or 108mm SAK and post a photo of it  for thirty (30) consecutive days. Participate  in Challenge thread and post a photo of a Vic Spirit MT for sixty (60) consecutive days.

us Offline MadPlumbarian

  • *
  • Point Of No Return
  • **********
    • Posts: 38,333
  • Plumbers Know Their Crap!!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #353 on: April 24, 2019, 01:07:12 AM
Quote from: LoopCutter on April 24, 2019, 01:04:39 AM
There is or was a Pizza Shop in town that would put the toppings under the cheese, then place one small grouping of the same toppings in the center on top of the cheese. 




Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
We used to order from a mom / pops place that did the same, but they didn’t put anything on top of the cheese,
JR
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽
Merit Badges Must post a step by step pictorial of a knife or MT Mod, done by you that includes changing the main chassis of the tool in a significant way. By machining, welding or cutting original design to accept new tool loads. Requests will be reviewed. Participate  in Challenge thread and post a photo of a Farmer X SAK for thirty (30) consecutive days. Post a picture and recipe for a batch of Chili that you have made Start a thread with photos of at least 1 MTO branded tool in your collection Start a new thread with photos of your titanium gear with a multitool or sak Must buy an item through the MTo Store Start a new thread with photos of your zip ties in use Join the brave and happy few, who choose a different path. Enter on the boulevard of broken dreams. Start a new thread with photos of your carabiners in use Start a new thread with a photo of your custom ALOX with scissors Must start a thread with a photo of at least five (5) of your watches Start a thread with a photo of a repair you made with duct tape Start a new thread and post a picture of fire making kit or fire with a multitool Start a new thread demonstrating paracord knot tying Must post a step by step pictorial of a knife or multitool modification (scale swap not included) Start a new thread with photos of camping, including those showing preferred camping equipment Start a new thread and post a photo of a flashlight as part of your EDC Start a new thread showing photos of at least 3 different sporks in use Start a new thread showing photos of your outdoor cooking Start a new thread with a photo of custom or non standard SAK scales in your collection Start a new thread with a photo of a modded knife or multitool with your EDC

nz Offline Syncop8r

  • Absolutely No Life Club
  • *******
    • Posts: 8,801
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #354 on: April 24, 2019, 11:24:33 AM
I'm eating homemade pizza right now... I usually lay a base of cheese on top of the sauce, then the toppings (usually spinach, onion, green capsicum, mushroom, sun-dried tomato, feta and olives), then a sprinkling of cheese on top.

I have no idea what the right way is, that's just how I do it.

us Offline MadPlumbarian

  • *
  • Point Of No Return
  • **********
    • Posts: 38,333
  • Plumbers Know Their Crap!!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #355 on: April 24, 2019, 06:37:06 PM
I could go for a slice of pizza right now..
JR
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽
Merit Badges Must post a step by step pictorial of a knife or MT Mod, done by you that includes changing the main chassis of the tool in a significant way. By machining, welding or cutting original design to accept new tool loads. Requests will be reviewed. Participate  in Challenge thread and post a photo of a Farmer X SAK for thirty (30) consecutive days. Post a picture and recipe for a batch of Chili that you have made Start a thread with photos of at least 1 MTO branded tool in your collection Start a new thread with photos of your titanium gear with a multitool or sak Must buy an item through the MTo Store Start a new thread with photos of your zip ties in use Join the brave and happy few, who choose a different path. Enter on the boulevard of broken dreams. Start a new thread with photos of your carabiners in use Start a new thread with a photo of your custom ALOX with scissors Must start a thread with a photo of at least five (5) of your watches Start a thread with a photo of a repair you made with duct tape Start a new thread and post a picture of fire making kit or fire with a multitool Start a new thread demonstrating paracord knot tying Must post a step by step pictorial of a knife or multitool modification (scale swap not included) Start a new thread with photos of camping, including those showing preferred camping equipment Start a new thread and post a photo of a flashlight as part of your EDC Start a new thread showing photos of at least 3 different sporks in use Start a new thread showing photos of your outdoor cooking Start a new thread with a photo of custom or non standard SAK scales in your collection Start a new thread with a photo of a modded knife or multitool with your EDC

us Offline MadPlumbarian

  • *
  • Point Of No Return
  • **********
    • Posts: 38,333
  • Plumbers Know Their Crap!!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #356 on: April 26, 2019, 09:36:25 PM
Lol, yeah!
JR
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽
Merit Badges Must post a step by step pictorial of a knife or MT Mod, done by you that includes changing the main chassis of the tool in a significant way. By machining, welding or cutting original design to accept new tool loads. Requests will be reviewed. Participate  in Challenge thread and post a photo of a Farmer X SAK for thirty (30) consecutive days. Post a picture and recipe for a batch of Chili that you have made Start a thread with photos of at least 1 MTO branded tool in your collection Start a new thread with photos of your titanium gear with a multitool or sak Must buy an item through the MTo Store Start a new thread with photos of your zip ties in use Join the brave and happy few, who choose a different path. Enter on the boulevard of broken dreams. Start a new thread with photos of your carabiners in use Start a new thread with a photo of your custom ALOX with scissors Must start a thread with a photo of at least five (5) of your watches Start a thread with a photo of a repair you made with duct tape Start a new thread and post a picture of fire making kit or fire with a multitool Start a new thread demonstrating paracord knot tying Must post a step by step pictorial of a knife or multitool modification (scale swap not included) Start a new thread with photos of camping, including those showing preferred camping equipment Start a new thread and post a photo of a flashlight as part of your EDC Start a new thread showing photos of at least 3 different sporks in use Start a new thread showing photos of your outdoor cooking Start a new thread with a photo of custom or non standard SAK scales in your collection Start a new thread with a photo of a modded knife or multitool with your EDC

nz Offline zoidberg

  • Point Of No Return
  • **********
    • Posts: 37,929
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #357 on: April 29, 2019, 04:49:26 AM

nz Offline zoidberg

  • Point Of No Return
  • **********
    • Posts: 37,929
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #358 on: April 29, 2019, 04:55:08 AM
Probably need to have played the game to get it...


nz Offline zoidberg

  • Point Of No Return
  • **********
    • Posts: 37,929
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #359 on: April 29, 2019, 05:35:14 AM

Pages: 1 ... 10 11 12 13 14 ... 72   Go Up
 

Donations
Operational Funds

Help us keep the Unworkable working!
Donate with PayPal!
April Goal: $300.00
Due Date: Apr 30
Total Receipts: $70.65
PayPal Fees: $4.43
Net Balance: $66.22
Below Goal: $233.78
Site Currency: USD
22% 
April Donations

Community Links
Multitool.org
Multitool Gallery
Multitool Encyclopedia
SAKWiki
Swiss Army Knights

Powered by EzPortal