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ie Offline Don Pablo

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #300 on: April 05, 2019, 05:17:59 PM
Quote from: pfrsantos on April 05, 2019, 05:01:12 PM
Is that a threat? A promise? A complaint?...

 :think: :think:
Yes.
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #301 on: April 05, 2019, 06:26:43 PM
Quote from: Max Stone on April 04, 2019, 11:20:30 PM
Paper replaced the stone tablet. The typewriter replaced the written page. The word processor replaced the typewriter.

Thank goodness I can remember a time when a hand written letter from a loved-one far away was an event to be treasured. Something you could touch, smell, and help you feel connected to that person. Now we have emojis.

Kids are typing before they are writing. Biometrics are replacing signatures. In the future, a pen will be an oddity collected by people like us...

It’s a sad day when they kill cursive, but the need for good penmanship, like the typewriter, is now history.

And just to lift us back to the theme of this thread...What’s the longest English word you can type on the top row of a QWERTY keyboard?

Typewriter  :pok:  :twak:  :cheers:  :D
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #302 on: April 05, 2019, 06:40:59 PM
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #303 on: April 05, 2019, 07:00:49 PM
Quote from: Don Pablo on April 05, 2019, 01:52:42 PM
"We owe it to you to pepper your puppy"?
https://what-if.xkcd.com/75/

Try TYPEWRITER  :salute:
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #304 on: April 05, 2019, 07:02:51 PM
Quote from: AlephZero on April 05, 2019, 06:26:43 PM
Typewriter  :pok:  :twak:  :cheers:  :D

 :hatsoff:  :cheers: you win the prize AZ!
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #305 on: April 05, 2019, 07:20:10 PM
The longest word is Typewriter? On a keyboard designed for typewriters? :sa: :ahhh
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #306 on: April 05, 2019, 10:52:43 PM
Quote from: Max Stone on April 04, 2019, 11:20:30 PM
Thank goodness I can remember a time when a hand written letter from a loved-one far away was an event to be treasured. Something you could touch, smell, and help you feel connected to that person.
I started handwriting letters to my nieces and nephews but never got anything back.  :facepalm:

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #307 on: April 06, 2019, 11:17:53 PM
Quote from: Syncop8r on April 05, 2019, 10:52:43 PM
I started handwriting letters to my nieces and nephews but never got anything back.  :facepalm:
Etiquette is no longer taught, but that one is on the parents, or aunts and uncles, or grandparents!


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #308 on: April 07, 2019, 05:05:56 AM
Quote from: LoopCutter on April 06, 2019, 11:17:53 PM
Etiquette is no longer taught, but that one is on the parents, or aunts and uncles, or grandparents!

Too true, but it isn't just the younger generation. 

A while back I sent a handy little torch (flashlight) to each of my 6 brothers/sisters (I'm a middle child at 66). I got two Thank You's, the other four didn't bother to even acknowledge that they received them (and they were hand delivered, so I know they got to their intended recipient).

That is just how life is lived these days, so I no longer expect any gratitude, that way I'm not disappointed.
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #309 on: April 07, 2019, 08:39:55 AM
I think part of the problem is that we live in a disposable world today, so tools are no longer seen in the same light as they were in years past. Today, if that torch is lost the family probably has several others around the house. In days past, it may have become a treasured item to be looked after and appreciated.  :think:
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #310 on: April 07, 2019, 08:21:58 PM
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #311 on: April 07, 2019, 11:39:57 PM
Nate

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #312 on: April 08, 2019, 12:11:14 AM
Here how’s this..
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #313 on: April 08, 2019, 03:45:12 AM
Lol,,
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #314 on: April 08, 2019, 12:18:46 PM
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Reply #315 on: April 08, 2019, 11:23:55 PM
OMG how freaky!
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #316 on: April 10, 2019, 05:03:49 PM




:D
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #317 on: April 10, 2019, 11:30:34 PM


“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - Socrates
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Reply #318 on: April 11, 2019, 11:19:40 PM
“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - Socrates
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #319 on: April 13, 2019, 12:34:19 PM
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #320 on: April 14, 2019, 04:20:23 AM
I posted something like that a while back, there’s just one thing missing, the Washington monument in dc, would be pointing half way and out front!
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #321 on: April 14, 2019, 08:26:31 AM
I thought it was Nelson’s Column that was missing?  :facepalm:
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #322 on: April 14, 2019, 04:57:01 PM
Here I had to erase some of it but I’m sure you can get the point :whistle:
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #323 on: April 14, 2019, 05:05:24 PM
 :rofl:
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #324 on: April 14, 2019, 05:24:32 PM
I'm going to be disappointed if I look up the locations of those monuments in real life, aren't I? :facepalm:
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #325 on: April 14, 2019, 05:31:04 PM
Quote from: Don Pablo on April 14, 2019, 05:24:32 PM
I'm going to be disappointed if I look up the locations of those monuments in real life, aren't I? :facepalm:

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #326 on: April 14, 2019, 10:16:08 PM
Finally, proof the earth is an oblate spheroid and not flat.

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #327 on: April 14, 2019, 10:38:33 PM
Looks like it lines up,
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #328 on: April 14, 2019, 11:04:03 PM
That's a flat map, not a globe... Stuff is gonna be distorted. :think:
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #329 on: April 15, 2019, 02:07:39 AM
This any better? And how’s this other?
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽
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