NKB!

[DoughDTD]

What a jerk NKB is...we were all in the "tactical pen" thread, and I started talking about fisher bullet pens, and how I wanted one.  Then he has the nerve to say that he has one and doesnt like it.  THEN, he says "hey dough, send me your address and I'll send it to you." CAN YOU BELIEVE THE NERVE OF THIS GUY?!!!! Trying to rub it in my face how bad the bullet is.  Un-Be-Lieveable!  Then, he even pays the shipping cost to send it over the pond.  I'll tell you, angry doesn't even describe what I am!

In case you couldn't figure it out, that it a heavy dose of sarcasm.  The pen showed up today, and I like it a whole lot.  Thanks alot NKB, that was more than generous of you!!! This badboy is going straight into my pocket for EDC.  Woohoo!!

Two thumbs up!
-Dough

[Benner]

I'm getting a little sick of all this Neil praise recently.   

[Neil]

  

Well I hope it manages to stay in your pocket, its a slippery little beast.  I've lost it more times than any item I've owned.   I'm quite happy with Micro Sharpies for now

Neil

[Neil]

I'm getting a little sick of all this Neil praise recently.   

  So I'm not to post this little package to you tomorrow Ben?

OK, I understand 

Neil

[Dunc]

I begining to thing Neil works in a post office . He must spend most of his day in one   The amount of stuff he sends out to people is amazing . He's a very generous guy . I have a whole mini collection just from Neil  

Dunc

[Flash]

I'm getting a little sick of all this Neil praise recently.   

  So I'm not to post this little package to you tomorrow Ben?

OK, I understand 

Neil

Yeah...don't send it Benner....he dissed you man.



Now me....I love ya


(Can I have it?     What is it?)

[Benner]

I'm getting a little sick of all this Neil praise recently.   

  So I'm not to post this little package to you tomorrow Ben?

OK, I understand 

Neil

Yeah...don't send it Benner....he dissed you man.



Now me....I love ya


(Can I have it?     What is it?)

No you ruddy well can't!

You know I love ya really Neil. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 

[Flash]

I'm getting a little sick of all this Neil praise recently.   

  So I'm not to post this little package to you tomorrow Ben?

OK, I understand 

Neil

Yeah...don't send it Benner....he dissed you man.



Now me....I love ya


(Can I have it?     What is it?)

No you ruddy well can't!

You know I love ya really Neil. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 

Yeah, but I love you more

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Bloody hell why don't we give Neil his own bloody sub forum and have done with it 

[DaveK]

He is making something of a habit of his isn't he? He's making the rest of look bad.

[Neil]

He is making something of a habit of his isn't he? He's making the rest of look bad.

Not hard 

<runs for cover>

Neil

[J-sews]

He is making something of a habit of his isn't he? He's making the rest of look bad.

Not hard 

<runs for cover>

Neil

One post like that ruins all the nice things we said about you

[Neil]

He is making something of a habit of his isn't he? He's making the rest of look bad.

Not hard 

<runs for cover>

Neil

One post like that ruins all the nice things we said about you

In a line up of us Brits I'm so obviously the most hansome fellow.  Admittedly you'd have to make Ben wear a hat, not ask the opinion of any psychotic women and not allow Ryan to show his behind etc.  and it'd certainly have to be at least half an hour after I've had my first coffee of the morning....

... OK, so in reality I look like the back end of a bus, I blame my children for that, six years of sleep deprivation can take its toll on a fella 

Neil

[Benner]

I'm afraid I don't do hats.  They make my head itchy.

[Flash]

Thats because they would react with the er ar um "stuff" in your hair 

[Benner]

Thats because they would react with the er ar um "stuff" in your hair 

At least I have hair. 

[Neil]

Thats because they would react with the er ar um "stuff" in your hair 

At least I have hair. 

Something similar to it anyway.  A bit like comparing the prickles of a hedgehog with the feathers of a bird.  Similar

Neil

[Flash]

Thats because they would react with the er ar um "stuff" in your hair 

At least I have hair. 

Oooooh hit me where it hurts....my follicles 

I can wear a wig whereas you my friend will always be ugly   

[Neil]

...
I can wear a wig ...

Can we choose the style and colour?

Neil

[Flash]

...
I can wear a wig ...

Can we choose the style and colour? (Image removed from quote.)

Neil

Don't you start 

You will only encourage the boy 

[DaveK]

[Neil]

Close but I had pink in mind. 

Neil

[Flash]

_{[Flash quietly leaves]}

[Neil]

[NKB's body was found later that night dressed in a clown costume. Cause of death was determined to be asphyxiation by french fries (large).  Upon hearing the news Dave K quickly took up HC on the offer of putting up all the Brits.]

 

Neil

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

[NKB's body was found later that night dressed in a clown costume. Cause of death was determined to be asphyxiation by french fries (large).  Upon hearing the news Dave K quickly took up HC on the offer of putting up all the Brits.]

 

Neil

[Dunc]

Thats because they would react with the er ar um "stuff" in your hair 

Theres something about Mary Ben  


Dunc

[Dunc]

just like to say thanks to Neil for playing a huge part in me getting the BO Swisstool from Multimat .

Thanks mate 


Dunc

[Neil]

BO Swisstool, coming to a post near you, soon

It was a pleasure to help both you Ahabs land them white whales

Neil