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Re: I get violated tomorrow
Reply #30 on: March 17, 2009, 02:04:03 AM
I would've been sorely tempted to get a marker and draw a smiley face on my posterior to give the staff something to ponder on.
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Re: I get violated tomorrow
Reply #31 on: March 17, 2009, 02:28:15 AM
Glad it all turned out OK.

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Re: I get violated tomorrow
Reply #32 on: March 17, 2009, 03:18:16 AM
Quote from: ducktapehero on March 16, 2009, 11:33:40 PM
Well it all turned out OK. The Dr saw that I have gastro-esophagal reflux disease in my stomach but we knew that. And he removed a couple of small polyps from my colon but he said that they didn't look suspicious at all but he's gonna biopsy them just to be sure.



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Re: I get violated tomorrow
Reply #33 on: March 17, 2009, 02:18:02 PM
Quote from: J-sews on March 17, 2009, 03:18:16 AM
Dr Innuendo has a crappy job, one that I certainly wouldn't want. :P
I'm sure Dr. Innuendo gets paid VERY well for it though. I certainly wouldn't do it for 12 bucks an hour but for 200,000 a year I might consider it.
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Re: I get violated tomorrow
Reply #34 on: March 17, 2009, 04:36:12 PM
That's just rude.... least he could have taken you to the commissary...

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Re: I get violated tomorrow
Reply #35 on: March 17, 2009, 07:29:29 PM
Glad to hear things went ok for you  :tu: I had my own set of troubles in the past and I've dropped my trousers to more nurses then I care to remember ( Some I didn't even need too  >:D ) But luckely thev'e never wanted to stick anything up my bottom   :o  Yet .

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Re: I get violated tomorrow
Reply #36 on: March 17, 2009, 08:16:37 PM
Glad the news is good DTH  :cheers:

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Re: I get violated tomorrow
Reply #37 on: March 18, 2009, 12:04:12 AM
The only thing worse than getting a visit from Rectal Rooter is getting bad news after a visit from Rectal Rooter, so it could have been much worse.  Besides, it's tax time and they are just clearing a path for the IRS...   :ahhh

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Re: I get violated tomorrow
Reply #38 on: March 18, 2009, 12:41:46 AM
Quote from: Defender on March 18, 2009, 12:04:12 AM
The only thing worse than getting a visit from Rectal Rooter is getting bad news after a visit from Rectal Rooter, so it could have been much worse.  Besides, it's tax time and they are just clearing a path for the IRS...   :ahhh

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We got it worse here, some doctors here doesn't have an endoscope still uses the DRE (Digital Rectal Exam). Image the doc sticking his fingers in your ass...................... Man that is just so wrong :P
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Re: I get violated tomorrow
Reply #39 on: March 18, 2009, 03:38:40 AM
Quote from: Defender on March 18, 2009, 12:04:12 AM
The only thing worse than getting a visit from Rectal Rooter is getting bad news after a visit from Rectal Rooter, so it could have been much worse.  Besides, it's tax time and they are just clearing a path for the IRS...   :ahhh

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Re: I get violated tomorrow
Reply #40 on: March 20, 2009, 12:12:42 PM
Quote from: ducktapehero on March 15, 2009, 11:12:50 PM
Quote from: hawkchucker on March 15, 2009, 10:51:41 PM
You gonna poop your brains out.
It's started.

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Re: I get violated tomorrow
Reply #41 on: March 20, 2009, 12:15:13 PM
Quote from: ducktapehero on March 17, 2009, 02:18:02 PM
Quote from: J-sews on March 17, 2009, 03:18:16 AM
Dr Innuendo has a crappy job, one that I certainly wouldn't want. :P
I'm sure Dr. Innuendo gets paid VERY well for it though. I certainly wouldn't do it for 12 bucks an hour but for 200,000 a year I might consider it.

To dr.Innuendo, everybody is an a$$hole.  True equality!!  ::)
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Re: I get violated tomorrow
Reply #42 on: March 20, 2009, 02:00:51 PM
Glad it went OK , enjoy your Wii , the game for non gamers !

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