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Stupid desert island senario
on: September 02, 2007, 09:27:23 PM
Bit on the quiet side here tonight, so to silly fantasy land we go ;D

If your stuck on a desert island ''a la LOST'', what 3 women would you like to have survived the plane crash with you and why ???

There's no one else and no hope of rescue (unless your a ninja) so choose wisely ;)
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Re: Stupid desert island senario
Reply #1 on: September 02, 2007, 10:11:52 PM
To be honest, I might just bring my wife! I'm not sure I'd want to be outnumbered  ;)  :D


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Reply #2 on: September 02, 2007, 10:15:14 PM
To be honest, I might just bring my wife! I'm not sure I'd want to be outnumbered  ;)  :D
It could be a big island mate ;) ;D

I certainly would'nt be inviting my ex-wife along :o
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Re: Stupid desert island senario
Reply #3 on: September 02, 2007, 11:17:54 PM
Haha... ok, I'll give it a go...

1.  Tanya McQueen  To build me some shelter and furniture. (plus she's hot)

2.  Tera Patrick To take care of any "manly" needs.

3.  Martha Stewart  Somebody's gotta cook... (plus she's hot :P)
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Reply #4 on: September 02, 2007, 11:21:05 PM
Haha... ok, I'll give it a go...

1.  Tanya McQueen  To build me some shelter and furniture. (plus she's hot)

2.  Tera Patrick To take care of any "manly" needs.

3.  Martha Stewart  Somebody's gotta cook... (plus she's hot :P)
tera patrick :o cant blame you for that one and miss mcqueen kinda nice too...

but martha stewert ???, we brits can go one better with nigela lawson :P

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Re: Stupid desert island senario
Reply #5 on: September 02, 2007, 11:56:44 PM
Hmmm, lets see... I'd bring my mother so I'd always know that everything I am doing is wrong, my wife's mother so I had a sacrifice to the Volcano Gods so they wouldn't be terribly upset at me living there, and some cheap floozie to piss my mother off! :D

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Re: Stupid desert island senario
Reply #6 on: September 03, 2007, 12:16:51 AM
I would subdue my ninja skills and fake several injuries so I can be waited on hand, foot, and other body parts by the following women:

1. Carmen Electra

2. Jessica Alba

3. Chasey Lain

Oh, and plenty of sugar-free Jello for them to wrestle in; that way I don't have to worry about diabetes.

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Re: Stupid desert island senario
Reply #7 on: September 03, 2007, 03:37:30 AM
If you took all the intestines out of your body and stretched them end to end... you would die.


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Re: Stupid desert island senario
Reply #8 on: September 03, 2007, 03:39:59 AM
but martha stewert ???, we brits can go one better with nigela lawson :P

Haha... but Nigela hasn't been in prison... and Martha has sooo much more experience :P
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Re: Stupid desert island senario
Reply #9 on: September 03, 2007, 05:17:55 AM
In no particular order...

-Giada Di Larentis,cook. For the cooking, and the sex.


-Sativa Rose, "Thespian".  For the sex, and the SEX.  Don't Google this Girl with kids or the Wife around :o


-Vida Guerra, model.  For the deep conversations and to use Her ass as a flotation device to float us all off to another island when the food runs out...and the sex!
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Re: Stupid desert island senario
Reply #10 on: September 03, 2007, 08:55:13 AM
but martha stewert ???, we brits can go one better with nigela lawson :P

Haha... but Nigela hasn't been in prison... and Martha has sooo much more experience :P
There is that I supose ;D

But if you watch nigela's show you'll see what I mean :)

She's always putting thing's in her mouth ;)
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Re: Stupid desert island senario
Reply #11 on: September 03, 2007, 08:56:09 AM
Hmmm, lets see... I'd bring my mother so I'd always know that everything I am doing is wrong, my wife's mother so I had a sacrifice to the Volcano Gods so they wouldn't be terribly upset at me living there, and some cheap floozie to piss my mother off! :D

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I hadn't though about volcano god's :o
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Reply #12 on: September 03, 2007, 08:59:43 AM
3. Chasey Lain

Very nice choice :)
oh yes >:D

Although my favorite ''naughty'' lady is clara morgane,... just stunning if you ask me

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Reply #13 on: September 03, 2007, 09:01:56 AM
-Vida Guerra, model.  For the deep conversations and to use Her ass as a flotation device to float us all off to another island when the food runs out...and the sex!
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Bugger me she has got a big bum hasn't she :o kinda nice though ;D
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Re: Stupid desert island senario
Reply #14 on: September 03, 2007, 01:34:47 PM
Nice to see some 3D women replacing the sticks that were all the rage a few years ago.  Anne Heche?  How did anyone find that attractive?

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Re: Stupid desert island senario
Reply #15 on: September 03, 2007, 02:58:36 PM
Hmmmm let me think.....

My Wife (belive it or not)
Rachel Ray....to cook us awesome meals
And Amy Pastor (http://tlc.discovery.com/fansites/tradingspaces/bio/amy.html)

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Re: Stupid desert island senario
Reply #16 on: September 03, 2007, 04:49:40 PM
That's awfully harsh of you guys... forcing your wives to live out their days on a deserted island with no hope of rescue.  Personally I'd much prefer my wife was safe at home while I was stuck out there, suffering all alone with nothing but fit native women who can't speak English...

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Reply #17 on: September 03, 2007, 05:16:57 PM
You're right, Def.   

Why make us...I mean them miserable?  Besides, who else are we going to send the photos to?  >:D

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Re: Stupid desert island senario
Reply #18 on: September 03, 2007, 06:33:38 PM
I like how we all have the three "S's" covered...

Shelter
Sustenance
Sex

...and those are NOT in order of importance...
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Reply #19 on: September 03, 2007, 07:04:26 PM
Nice to see some 3D women replacing the sticks that were all the rage a few years ago.  Anne Heche?  How did anyone find that attractive?

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I know what you mean! I'm not a chubby chaser, but there's nothing wrong with a lass with a bit of meat on her bones ;)
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Reply #20 on: September 03, 2007, 07:08:51 PM
I like 'em big myself...but not too big :ahhh ;D
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Reply #21 on: September 03, 2007, 07:25:50 PM
I like 'em big myself...but not too big :ahhh ;D
there's only so much you hip's and pelvis can take :D :D
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Re: Stupid desert island senario
Reply #22 on: September 03, 2007, 08:31:29 PM
I like a good shape to a woman, you know?  The kind of woman where you can tell at a glance she's not a ten year old boy!

Some of the "models" that you see walking around have smaller boobs than most of us here.  Neither or those images is sexy to me!   

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Reply #23 on: September 03, 2007, 09:10:52 PM
I like a good shape to a woman, you know?  The kind of woman where you can tell at a glance she's not a ten year old boy!

Some of the "models" that you see walking around have smaller boobs than most of us here.  Neither or those images is sexy to me!   

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Exactly women should have curve's!  :ahhh

If you remember Jewel Stait from firefly/serenity she was cute as a button, then she dropped about a stone, and when you see her in stargate attlantis she doesn't seem so special anymore :(
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Re: Stupid desert island senario
Reply #24 on: September 03, 2007, 09:18:17 PM
My first thought was that Kari Byron from Mythbusters would make a nice "Island Girl."



But then I thought, No, because she seems too competent. (After all, with just me and three women on this island, I wouldn't want to be rescued TOO quickly.)  ;) :)
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Reply #25 on: September 03, 2007, 09:24:21 PM
How the hell did I forget about miss byron ???

If I could just persuade her to go swisstool she'd be perfect ;D

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Reply #26 on: September 03, 2007, 09:51:15 PM
I was wondering when someone would get around to mentioning her!

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Reply #27 on: September 03, 2007, 10:32:00 PM
No good. Within 24 hours of becoming stranded, she would have put up a structure, built a new boat, and repaired the shortwave radio.

We'd be rescued long before the fun part was over.  :(

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Re: Stupid desert island senario
Reply #28 on: September 03, 2007, 11:19:28 PM
I dunno... she is very good at building things, but usually destroys them in fiery explosions within a day or so- that might be worth bonus points right there!   :grin:

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Reply #29 on: September 03, 2007, 11:40:54 PM
What other ''can do'' women are there? (real one's lara croft doesn't count ;D)

the only on we've got over here is charlie dimmock, and frankly I'd rather not!

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