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[MattCuttsGS]

Spam whore.  Die.

Then rot.

Then be reborn as a maggot.

[nuphoria]

[WhichDawg]

hey, it's like my email gunk!

[Pacu]

know what's cheaper than Smurfpills?

two popsicle sticks and a roll of duct tape...

[PyroJames]

know what's cheaper than Smurfpills?

two popsicle sticks and a roll of duct tape...

That's sounds... painful.

[turnsouth]

know what's cheaper than Smurfpills?

two popsicle sticks and a roll of duct tape...

They don't make them long enough, and I can't afford that much duct tape...

[cerbera147]

Damn it, missed it again 



Now where's the duct tape 

[AHB]

Good catch Nate.. 

(Erhhh, feel free to pm me if you need some 1on1 anger management buddy)  

[Pacu]

If you're depressed and think you might need Smurfpills, see a professional.
If that doesn't work, see a doctor!


Q: Did you hear about the man that died from taking Smurfpills?
A: It was terrible; they buried him in an open casket.

[Pacu]

that's right...spam post is great for bad filler jokes

[airballrad]

You guys even have a ball with spam posts.     I love this place. 

[Mr. Whippy]

Good catch Nate.. 

(Erhhh, feel free to pm me if you need some 1on1 anger management buddy)  

Deep cleansing breaths...

I'm visualizing a quiet snow covered field, small birds lightly touchdown, searching for tiny kernels of grain.  It is calm and sunny out....

[El Rago]

the logic of this thread escapes me...

[PyroJames]

Good catch Nate.. 

(Erhhh, feel free to pm me if you need some 1on1 anger management buddy)  

Deep cleansing breaths...

I'm visualizing a quiet snow covered field, small birds lightly touchdown, searching for tiny kernels of grain.  It is calm and sunny out....

Serenity now, buddy.

[Top-Gear-24]

If you're depressed and think you might need Smurfpills, see a professional.
If that doesn't work, see a doctor!


Q: Did you hear about the man that died from taking Smurfpills?
A: It was terrible; they buried him in an open casket.

I took Smurfpills once, I was "ready for action" for about 6 h and 20 minutes ...
But I decided I won't use it again, the extra 5 minutes just aren't worth the money ... 

[jan.]

Smurfpills may cause blindness, this may be a good thing.
If you're at the age that you're taking Smurfpills, do you really want to see who you're sleeping with?

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One morning a long-wed couple were in an amourous embrace and the wife says: "Honey, that Smurfpills is so wonderful, let me fix us a nice full breakfast... eggs, bacon, toast..."
The husband says: "No, I'm not hungry, the Smurfpills takes away my appetite."

Later in the day, the wife says: "Sweetheart, I want to do something for you, let me fix you a nice wholesome lunch, fresh salad with your favorite ingredients, steamed veggies, and some grilled fish fillets..."

The husband again refuses, "I'm just not hungry after using that Smurfpills."

Long about dinner time, the wife tries again, "Are you hungry yet?, I'll fix a steak and potatoes dinner with hot rolls."

The husband still refuses, "No, that Smurfpills just kills my appetite."

The wife then firmly says "well, I'm getting something to eat, so get OFF of me!!!"

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Mmm.  Online Smurfpills from an unknown source.  So... sawdust and blue dye anyone?

[jan.]

  Little Timmy is playing on the street when he spots a package of
Smurfpills pills. Being a boy of the world, he immediately recognises
the possibilities and approaches his daddy:
  "Dad, I just found these, and I'm willing to sell them to you
for 100 Dollars straight."
  "Son, well, while this is a very good offer, I'm in perfect
physical health and not currently needing those. Tell you what,
go ask Grandpa."
  So Timmy walks over and asks his grandfather:
  "Gramps, I will sell you this package of Smurfpills for 100 Dollars."
  "Oh, thanks Timmy, but are you sure these will work?"
  "Gee, I don't know. But they do look like the ones that were
shown on TV!"
  "Tell you what, Timmy, I'll try them tonight and if they work
OK, I'll give you the money tomorrow."
  The next morning, Timmy visits his grandfather again, and Gramps
hands over $500 without hesitation.
  Timmy is perplexed:
  "But Gramps, I thought we agreed on 100 Dollars!"
  "That's OK, Timmy, keep it, the rest is from Grandma!"

[Pacu]

 

[Grant Lamontagne]

You guys even have a ball with spam posts.     I love this place. 

You should have been here back in the good old days when we actually had a SPAM Forum here!

Def

[nuphoria]

If you rub Smurfpills in your eyes it makes you look hard

[Pacu]

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If you rub Smurfpills in your eyes it makes you look hard

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If you're depressed and think you might need Smurfpills, see a professional.
If that doesn't work, see a doctor!


Q: Did you hear about the man that died from taking Smurfpills?
A: It was terrible; they buried him in an open casket.

I took Smurfpills once, I was "ready for action" for about 6 h and 20 minutes ...
But I decided I won't use it again, the extra 5 minutes just aren't worth the money ... 

.   I tried them too... Same effect but didn't know what to do with the other 6 hrs...?

[Ashley]

Smurfpills ingredients, finally annouced: "1% asprin, 1% tylenol, 2% advil and 96% fix-a-flat".

      

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The first man says, "It's the greatest thing I've ever known. The Fountain of Youth! Makes you feel like a man of thirty."

The second man then asks, "Can you get it over the counter?"

"You probably could, if you took two pills," replies the first man.

[Ashley]

Oh you guys are killing me. 

[Gareth]

A man and his wife went to the chemist to pick up his prescription for Smurfpills. Seeing the $10 per pill price, the man was astonished - but his wife had a different opinion - "Oh, $40 a year ain't too bad".