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My idiot neighbor

ca Offline derekmac

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Re: My idiot neighbor
Reply #120 on: November 05, 2014, 07:32:23 PM
I won't post what I would do.  :whistle:

What? Check the Jeep's articulation on your newly donated ramp??? >:D
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Re: My idiot neighbor
Reply #121 on: November 05, 2014, 07:41:12 PM
chain the axle to a tree american grafitti style?  >:D
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Re: My idiot neighbor
Reply #122 on: November 05, 2014, 07:51:06 PM
Run the weed whacker and make sure to hit dirt while aiming at the car.  The stones that tattoo the car will leave neat markings.  :whistle:
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Re: My idiot neighbor
Reply #123 on: November 05, 2014, 08:26:20 PM
Park another car behind it and leave. It's your driveway!!!


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Re: My idiot neighbor
Reply #124 on: November 05, 2014, 09:07:22 PM
Accidentally leave a 2x4 with nails sticking out of it between the tires...  >:D

Park a tank on it  >:D
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Re: My idiot neighbor
Reply #125 on: November 05, 2014, 10:13:54 PM
Ah... all such great ideas.

I've had a few of them already myself, and a good deal more.

But I'm afraid I'll have to leave it at the daydreaming phase. The only action I'll likely take is to call a tow truck on the next car I find.


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Re: My idiot neighbor
Reply #126 on: November 05, 2014, 10:18:05 PM
Oh boy I thought you were all done with this business, but you still have to deal with it!  It would make it hard to sell the place if you've got a moron neighbor parking on your property.    You'll have to show the place when you know she wont be around.
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Re: My idiot neighbor
Reply #127 on: November 05, 2014, 10:24:21 PM
Check your local law to see if it's legal to not disclose information like this to the buyer though. Here I think if you do it and buyer finds out down the road, they can sue you to recover damage/reverse the deal.


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Re: My idiot neighbor
Reply #128 on: November 05, 2014, 11:10:51 PM
The law here is that any information on the disclosure has to do strictly with the property itself, nothing else.


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Re: My idiot neighbor
Reply #129 on: November 06, 2014, 12:16:38 AM
Park another car behind it and leave. It's your driveway!!!
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Re: My idiot neighbor
Reply #130 on: November 06, 2014, 12:57:37 PM


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Re: My idiot neighbor
Reply #131 on: November 06, 2014, 01:06:20 PM
Remove the screws from their wheels.

Stick a couple of bananas up the exaust pipe. Better than potatoes because bananas are softer and you can more easily get more inside. Don't ask me how I know this.

Remove valves from tires.


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Re: My idiot neighbor
Reply #132 on: November 06, 2014, 01:43:40 PM
Switch some plug wires.
Add some diesel to the tank.
Add suger to the tank.
And nitro to the tank.
Loosen oil filter.
Shoot it with a M-38 Hellcat.
Run over it with a M-38 Hellcat.
Shoot it and then run over it with a M-38 Hellcat.
Get a tractor with a hayspear and "move it".

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Re: My idiot neighbor
Reply #133 on: November 06, 2014, 02:34:37 PM
Park another car behind it and leave. It's your driveway!!!
Winner.

 >:D

Yes! Because if you sabotage their vehicle it is NEVER movin' out of there.

I've been lurking this thread for a while and I feel your pain. I used to have horrifying neighbours.
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Re: My idiot neighbor
Reply #134 on: November 06, 2014, 02:40:29 PM
Wheel dollies, and leave it in the middle of the road? ;)

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Re: My idiot neighbor
Reply #135 on: November 06, 2014, 04:10:27 PM
Call local football team and flip it over?...
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Re: My idiot neighbor
Reply #136 on: November 06, 2014, 04:18:15 PM
I like unleashing the wrath of MT.O, you guys are good!


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Re: My idiot neighbor
Reply #137 on: November 06, 2014, 05:44:23 PM
Call local football team and flip it over?...

Oh that would be awesome.  Just roll it on over to her property.. its just upside down thats all...  :whistle:
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Re: My idiot neighbor
Reply #138 on: November 07, 2014, 10:13:26 AM
Switch some plug wires.
Add some diesel to the tank.
Add suger to the tank.
And nitro to the tank.
Loosen oil filter.
Shoot it with a M-38 Hellcat.
Run over it with a M-38 Hellcat.
Shoot it and then run over it with a M-38 Hellcat.
Get a tractor with a hayspear and "move it".

Wouldn't a M38 be a bit light? Maybe a M10? Or better still an Achillies >:D
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Re: My idiot neighbor
Reply #139 on: November 07, 2014, 11:33:43 AM
Switch some plug wires.
Add some diesel to the tank.
Add suger to the tank.
And nitro to the tank.
Loosen oil filter.
Shoot it with a M-38 Hellcat.
Run over it with a M-38 Hellcat.
Shoot it and then run over it with a M-38 Hellcat.
Get a tractor with a hayspear and "move it".

Wouldn't a M38 be a bit light? Maybe a M10? Or better still an Achillies >:D
M10 would work too. The Hellcat would still eat that car alive. Granted it is an old WW2 tankbuster but still.
A Type 59 would be fun. Better yet, an AMX 1375. We can see if we could ramp the tank off the car.
LOL!
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Re: My idiot neighbor
Reply #140 on: November 07, 2014, 11:45:31 AM
Switch some plug wires.
Add some diesel to the tank.
Add suger to the tank.
And nitro to the tank.
Loosen oil filter.
Shoot it with a M-38 Hellcat.
Run over it with a M-38 Hellcat.
Shoot it and then run over it with a M-38 Hellcat.
Get a tractor with a hayspear and "move it".

Wouldn't a M38 be a bit light? Maybe a M10? Or better still an Achillies >:D
M10 would work too. The Hellcat would still eat that car alive. Granted it is an old WW2 tankbuster but still.
A Type 59 would be fun. Better yet, an AMX 1375. We can see if we could ramp the tank off the car.
LOL!
Nah, you need the Panzer VIII Maus (only one ever built). At 188 tons its the heaviest tank ever built.
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Re: My idiot neighbor
Reply #141 on: November 07, 2014, 12:15:07 PM
Maus is a big one for sure. Not sure we can ramp it. It is a little slow. Upside, it has one hell of a gun on it.
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Re: My idiot neighbor
Reply #142 on: November 07, 2014, 12:23:50 PM
I have to remind myself to never ever piss you guys off.  :D
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Re: My idiot neighbor
Reply #143 on: November 07, 2014, 12:40:22 PM
I have to remind myself to never ever piss you guys off.  :D
Lol! I think your pretty safe. Being part of the community and brotherhood and all that.
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Re: My idiot neighbor
Reply #144 on: November 07, 2014, 12:54:22 PM
I have to remind myself to never ever piss you guys off.  :D
Lol! I think your pretty safe. Being part of the community and brotherhood and all that.
Yeah, worst thing we would do is loot your house... :angel:
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Re: My idiot neighbor
Reply #145 on: November 07, 2014, 12:55:30 PM
I have to remind myself to never ever piss you guys off.  :D
Lol! I think your pretty safe. Being part of the community and brotherhood and all that.
Yeah, worst thing we would do is loot your house... :angel:

You crazy?! We have no room for all of his stuff!!

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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: My idiot neighbor
Reply #146 on: November 07, 2014, 12:57:08 PM
I have to remind myself to never ever piss you guys off.  :D
Lol! I think your pretty safe. Being part of the community and brotherhood and all that.
Yeah, worst thing we would do is loot your house... :angel:

You crazy?! We have no room for all of his stuff!!

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Actually, a more even distribution of all that gear around the globe would ensure that earth does not become unbalanced and veer off its course.
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Re: My idiot neighbor
Reply #147 on: November 07, 2014, 01:47:19 PM
 :facepalm:  :rofl:
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Re: My idiot neighbor
Reply #148 on: November 07, 2014, 02:49:16 PM
Actually, a more even distribution of all that gear around the globe would ensure that earth does not become unbalanced and veer off its course.
I definitely agree  ;)

Chako,  I think you should send a selection of tools down-under (to me) to help balance the earth's rotation.  Just send me a complete list and I'll let you know which ones you should ship and where to ...... (although my missus is a bit worried about my collection exceeding the point loading on the floor already, but I'm willing to spread them around the house a bit more to make sure that isn't a problem).   :facepalm:   :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:
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Re: My idiot neighbor
Reply #149 on: November 07, 2014, 10:40:11 PM
 :ahhh  :D
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